What is you favorite famous movie quote ?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Can't forget the movie Stripes with Bill Murray -

(the late John Candy) Dewey Oxburger: Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem.

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John Winger: (Bill Murray) Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out! The hell's the matter with you?! Stupid! We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the mutt. Who saw "Old Yeller?" Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end?

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Sergeant Hulka: Soldier, I've noticed that you're always last.

John Winger: I'm pacing myself, Sergeant.

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...a true classic.

Edited November 12, 2008 by Mister Fancypants

[bhajishah 4]

Is this Heaven?? No its IOWA!!

[Nessa 23]

fukc me santa, fukc me, fukc me!

[Nessa 23]

Open the pod bay doors, please HAL

[panamania79 2]

fukc me santa, fukc me, fukc me!

Bad Santa,LOL !

[amiquechu 0]

Old School

"Earmuffs"

[amiquechu 0]

Tommy Boy

"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ###, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it."

Tommy: Richard, were you watching Spank-travision?

Richard Hayden: Okay let's get some shut eye.

Tommy: Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian, oh what's his name? Buddy Whackett?

Edited November 12, 2008 by SKTEAMO

[Kevin&Leilei 1]

I can't believe no one has mentioned Monty Python and the Holy Grail yet. The entire movie is basically one long great quote.

[amiquechu 0]

Goodfellas

#### him in the ear. #### him in the other ear, that son of a b*tch.

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.

Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?

Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.

[laughs]

Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.

Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?

Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.

Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?

Henry Hill: Jus...

Tommy DeVito: What?

Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.

Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ###### up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the #### am I funny, what the #### is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the #### out of here, Tommy!

Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya ####! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering ####### ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

Edited November 12, 2008 by SKTEAMO

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

Strange Wilderness

Peter Gaulke: [looking at napkin] This is it? Our entire voice-over for our show on bears is written on a cocktail napkin?

Fred Wolf: Yeah, we wrote it last night when we were at P.J. Mahoney's.

Peter Gaulke: [reading napkin] Bears are large and brown. Alright, come on. Not all bears are large. How about baby bears, huh? Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago. No. It's the other way around. Jesus Christ Fred, come on. It is estimated that bears kill over two million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare. Right, that's got to be true, right? Alright, let's go with that one.

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I love that movie. A good proof that "simple men humour" can be very funny.

[Mononoke28 135]

One of my favorite movies since I was a teenager has been "Brighton Beach Memoirs" which is filled with wonderful quotes. Written by the ever so clever Neil Simon:

Kate: What would you tell your father if he came home and I was dead on the kitchen floor?

Eugene: "Don't go in the kitchen, Pa"?

Stanley: How horny can you get?

Eugene: I don't know. What's the highest score?

Eugene: The tension was so thick you could cut it with a knife... which is more than I can say for the liver.

Eugene: I wanted to cut my wrists but the liver had worn down the knives.

Diana

[Amby 490]

I love movies and I keep trying to think of more quotes that I love but there's just sooooooooo many!

[Nessa 23]

Good Luck Chuck

Young Charlie: What's a #######?

Young Stu: I have no idea. But I overheard my dad saying that he gets one once a year on his birthday, so it must be good.

[Saddle Bronc 124]

the Clark Gable classic "Frankly my dear, I don't give a d@mn"

[Chica Yeyé 41]

BEST. EVER.