What is you favorite famous movie quote ?

[Yaads 0]

Love the quotes

I like these from Dan in Real Life:

Cara (the daugther): You are a murderer of love!

Cara (the daughter): You don't have to worry because when it comes to sex, Marty is the one that wants to wait.

Dan (dad): What part of that sentence is supposed to give me comfort?

[pedroh 21]

Pedro: build her a cake or something...

[*JG* 2]

The Goonies

[the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]

Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!

Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!

Mama Fratelli: [tired of Chunk's stalling] Hit puree!

OMG......LOVE that movie!!!!!

[pedroh 21]

cmon now where are the deliverance quotes??

lolol

[Mononoke28 135]

Any line from "Friday":

"Listen, I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm gonna get you high today. 'Cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job and you ain't got ####### to do!"

"I'm suing y'all! Oh my neck! My back! My neck and my back! I want a hundred and fifty THOUSAND! But we can settle out of court right now, for twenty bucks."

"I got mind control over Debo. When he here, I be quiet, but when he leave, I be talkin' again."

"Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fukin' up the rotation."

"Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

Craig Jones: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfuker too."

The list goes on and on...

Diana

[pedroh 21]

Smokey: You got to be a stupid #### to get fired on your day off!!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Running Scared (1986)

Lab Technician: This is real ####. This coke is pure ####.

Ray: It's good ####, right?

Lab Tech: I mean it's bad ####.

Ray: Bad #### like, 'This #### is bad?'

Lab Tech: It's #### ####. This #### isn't worth ####. There's barely enough coke in here to attract the dogs. Anyone caught on the street with this would get killed

[ready4ONE 5,400]

The napalm speech from Apocalypse Now, which was already quoted.

Several from Pulp Fiction:

Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his a$$. Five long years, he wore this watch up his a$$. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my a$$ for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

or

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

or the great pork debate

Vincent: Want some bacon?

Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.

Vincent: Are you Jewish?

Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

Vincent: Why not?

Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother####er. Pigs sleep and root in $hit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.

Jules: I don't eat dog either.

Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming mother######' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

And from The Big Lebowski:

Younger Cop: And was there anything of value in the car?

The Dude: Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.

Younger Cop: [expectant pause] In the briefcase?

The Dude: Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.

Younger Cop: And what do you do, sir?

The Dude: I'm unemployed.

Or the victim less crime discussion in the Restaraunt-

Walter Sobchak: Now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes.

The Dude: What about the toe?

Walter Sobchak: Forget about the ####ing toe!

Coffee Shop Waitress: Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.

Walter Sobchak: Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

Walter Sobchak: That's not her toe, Dude.

The Dude: Then whose toe is it, Walter?

Walter Sobchak: How the #### should I know?

Edited November 11, 2008 by ready4ONE

[almaty 19]

Smokey: You got to be a stupid #### to get fired on your day off!!

lol..they was a great movie

[*JG* 2]

"They can have my gun when they pull it out of my cold dead hand"

The bumper sticker in "Red Dawn".....

And then they shoot to them pulling the gun out of the hand.

[Ban Hammer 13,346]

Figuring things out for yourself is practically the only freedom anyone really has nowadays. Use that freedom.

[Imua 0]

Funniest movie ever:: Airplane!

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.

Captain Oveur: Roger!

Roger Murdock: Huh?

Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.

Captain Oveur: Roger!

Roger Murdock: Huh?

Victor Basta: Request vector, over.

Captain Oveur: What?

Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.

Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.

Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!

Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.

Tower voice: Over.

Captain Oveur: Roger.

Roger Murdock: Huh?

Tower voice: Roger, over!

Roger Murdock: What?

Captain Oveur: Huh?

Victor Basta: Who?

[panamania79 2]

Any line from "Friday":

"Listen, I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm gonna get you high today. 'Cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job and you ain't got ####### to do!"

"I'm suing y'all! Oh my neck! My back! My neck and my back! I want a hundred and fifty THOUSAND! But we can settle out of court right now, for twenty bucks."

"I got mind control over Debo. When he here, I be quiet, but when he leave, I be talkin' again."

"Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fukin' up the rotation."

"Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

Craig Jones: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfuker too."

The list goes on and on...

Diana

I love that movie! A guy I work with lookes EXACTLY like Ice-Cube.

[JVKn'CVO 11]

or the great pork debate

Vincent: Want some bacon?

Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.

Vincent: Are you Jewish?

Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

Vincent: Why not?

Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother####er. Pigs sleep and root in $hit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.

Jules: I don't eat dog either.

Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming mother######' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

Excellent!!

Saludos,

Caro

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