What is you favorite famous movie quote ?

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Baseketball:

[The Milwaukee Beers are playing the San Francisco Ferries]

Joseph R. Cooper: [with Australian accent, mimmicking Foster's commercials] How to speak San Franciscan ?

[He pulls Squeak's shorts down, revealing his as$]

Joseph R. Cooper: vahjoina !

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: [an enormous shadow is cast over Squeak. He looks at his hand, where Reemer has written "crib notes" so that Squeak can psyche-out his much larger opponent]

[reading, with difficulty]

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Your mother's deaf...

Ed Tuttle: My mother's dead, you little twerp.

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: [squeak reads from his hand again] I guess that why she didn't move around much.

[Marilyn. 340]

Harry: Skis, huh?

Beth: That's right!

Harry: Great! They yours?

Beth: Uh-huh.

Harry: Both of 'em?

Beth: Yes.

Harry: Ah... cool!

dumb and Dumber

[Ban Hammer 13,346]

I think we're gonna need a bigger boat

one of my favorites, from jaws

[William33 110]

I think we're gonna need a bigger boat

one of my favorites, from jaws

I agree, that was a good line.

Also, the historical recount of the events surrounding the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Indianapolis_(CA-35). Pretty scary stuff for those that served our great nation.

Edited November 11, 2008 by William33

[Marilyn. 340]

Furious Boss: You're a terrible stuntman.

Rod Kimble: What?

Furious Boss: [louder] You're a terrible stuntman.

Rod Kimble: What?

Furious Boss: [screaming] You're a terrible stuntman!

Rod Kimble: Haha, I'm just kidding. I could hear you. It was just really mean.

Rod Kimble: I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

Rod Kimble: [singing] Ohhh when you go on a date, you put on a shirt! And you drive your bike to the daaaaate!

Rod Kimble: We're gonna jump 15 buses.

Rico: Woah, come on, Rod. That's nearly as many as Evel Knievel jumped.

Rod Kimble: It's actually one more than Evel Knievel jumped, Rico. I know. I checked. Online.

from Hot Rod - one of the funniest movies I have seen in awhile..

[pedroh 21]

my name is Rod, and I like to party

[Teacher Mark 53]

Veteran's Day theme

From The Big Red One

Johnson: Would you look at how fast they put the names of all our guys who got killed?

The Sergeant: That's a World War One memorial.

Johnson: But the name's are the same.

The Sergeant: They always are.

or

Kaiser: Did I kill the guy that killed me?

The Sergeant: Yes.

or

The Sergeant: Killing insane people is not good for public relations.

Griff: Killing sane people is okay?

The Sergeant: That's right.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080437/

Trailer for Re-Release:

Edited November 11, 2008 by Joe Six-Pack

[MrsCat 6]

Dances with Wolves:

Major Fambrough to John Dunbar: "Sir knight . . . . I have just pissed in my pants and nobody can do anything about it."

[Teacher Mark 53]

Dances with Wolves:

Major Fambrough to John Dunbar: "Sir knight . . . . I have just pissed in my pants and nobody can do anything about it."

One of my favorite movies. There are some haters on VJ though!

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

[MrsCat 6]

Dances with Wolves:

Major Fambrough to John Dunbar: "Sir knight . . . . I have just pissed in my pants and nobody can do anything about it."

One of my favorite movies. There are some haters on VJ though!

blasphemers!

[Andy-n-Maricar 6]

Apocalypse Now....

Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

Tombstone......

Val Kilmer had so many great lines as Doc Holliday its hard to choose a favorite.

Kate: I've been good to you, I've taken care of you. If you die, where does that leave me?

Doc Holliday: Without a meal ticket I suppose.

Johnny Ringo: [Ringo steps up to Doc] And you must be Doc Holliday.

Doc Holliday: That's the rumor.

Johnny Ringo: You retired too?

Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime.

Johnny Ringo: Yeah, you look it.

Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?

Kate: You don't even know him.

Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.

Wyatt Earp: [to Ringo] He's drunk.

Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.

["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]

Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.

["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]

Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.

["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]

Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.

["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]

Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.

["Rest in peace" meaning: "It's your funeral!"]

Tombstone Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.

Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

[IAMX 3,055]

From Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back:

JAY: I can't believe this ####. Five hours and not a single ride. Every day, millions of people hitch to Hollywood and stop studios from making movies about 'em. But when you and me try it, it's like we're trapped in a ###### cartoon!

[A familiar-looking VAN pulls up in the other side of the

raid, The horn beeps. Jay and Bob look at each other, shrug,

and race across the street, get in. The van pulls off.]

-- inside the van --

* Jay and Bob sit in the back of the van and stare at--

A clean-cut GUY (Fred imitation), a Bookish woman in glasses (Velma imitation), a red headed Beauty (Daphne imitation), a stoner DUDE (Shaggy imitation), and a GREAT DANE (Scooby imitation).

* Jay looks at Silent Bob.

JAY: Zoinks, yo.

FRED IMITATION: And now we can finally solve the mystery of the Hitchhiking Ghouls! Pull off their masks and let's see who they really are!

* Jay and Bob suddenly look surprised

VELMA IMITATION: I don't think they are masks.

DAPHNE IMITATION: I don't think they're Hitchhiking Girls either.

VELMA: Ghouls, you ###### moron. Not Girls.

(to herself)

Though I wish they were hitchhiking girls..

Sexy, skimpily clad hitchhiking girls--

FRED: Let's kick them out. We've got a mystery to solve.

SHAGGY IMITATION: The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a d*ck in a neckerchief!

FRED: *grabs Shaggy imitation by the collar*

Keep it up, Beatnik! I'll feed you to the ###### dog!

DAPHNE: (covering her ears; shrieking)

I CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS FIGHTING!

JAY: YO!

* The Gang looks to Jay and Bob.

JAY: Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down! And we got just the thing for that.

(pulls out a bag of joints)

We call them.. Doobie Snax.

Here's the video:

Edited November 11, 2008 by SRVT

[IAMX 3,055]

Oh yeah how about this Jay and Silent parody of Good Will Hunting 2 (with Damon/Affleck):

Edited November 11, 2008 by SRVT

[Amby 490]

boo boo kitty ####