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Amby Grand Master

Amby   490

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Police in Germany are hunting a thief with no arms who managed to walk out of a shop with a 24-inch TV.

Two accomplices used clamps to fix the TV to his body before helping him out of the store in Munich, Germany.

Staff did not realise what had happened until they noticed a TV was missing from its stand and looked back at CCTV recordings.

A police spokesman said: "Staff only knew about the theft after they saw one of the display TVs had been taken off its stand.

"It's hard to believe that the sight of an armless man walking along with a giant TV clamped to his body did not get anyone's attention."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3080761.html?menu=

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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at least he wasn't deaf and blind



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almaty   19

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lol..

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pedroh Grand Master

pedroh   21

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dude that's pro.. i'd rather be mad at the employees for being so dumb.. let him keep it

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panamania79 Mentor

panamania79   2

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Police in Germany are hunting a thief with no arms who managed to walk out of a shop with a 24-inch TV.

Two accomplices used clamps to fix the TV to his body before helping him out of the store in Munich, Germany.

Staff did not realise what had happened until they noticed a TV was missing from its stand and looked back at CCTV recordings.

A police spokesman said: "Staff only knew about the theft after they saw one of the display TVs had been taken off its stand.

"It's hard to believe that the sight of an armless man walking along with a giant TV clamped to his body did not get anyone's attention."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3080761.html?menu=

This reminds me of this joke I once heard.

A woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a man.It says,"I'm looking for a man who won't run around on me,or beat me up,and who's really good in bed.The next day,a man in a wheelchair with no arms shows up at her doorstep.He can't beat her up and he can't run around on her.So this woman asks well,are you good in bed ? And the man replies,"How do you think I knocked on your door?"

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cieloazul   0

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hmm,,how is he going to use the remote?

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panamania79 Mentor

panamania79   2

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hmm,,how is he going to use the remote?

Probably just like the guy in my joke knocked on the door. :P

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,692

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This reminds me of this joke I once heard.

A woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a man.It says,"I'm looking for a man who won't run around on me,or beat me up,and who's really good in bed.The next day,a man in a wheelchair with no arms shows up at her doorstep.He can't beat her up and he can't run around on her.So this woman asks well,are you good in bed ? And the man replies,"How do you think I knocked on your door?"

this story made me think of that joke too :lol:

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panamania79 Mentor

panamania79   2

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This reminds me of this joke I once heard.

A woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a man.It says,"I'm looking for a man who won't run around on me,or beat me up,and who's really good in bed.The next day,a man in a wheelchair with no arms shows up at her doorstep.He can't beat her up and he can't run around on her.So this woman asks well,are you good in bed ? And the man replies,"How do you think I knocked on your door?"

this story made me think of that joke too :lol:

It's weird how you can read my mind.Your sense of humor must be as sick as mine.

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,692

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This reminds me of this joke I once heard.

A woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a man.It says,"I'm looking for a man who won't run around on me,or beat me up,and who's really good in bed.The next day,a man in a wheelchair with no arms shows up at her doorstep.He can't beat her up and he can't run around on her.So this woman asks well,are you good in bed ? And the man replies,"How do you think I knocked on your door?"

this story made me think of that joke too :lol:

It's weird how you can read my mind.Your sense of humor must be as sick as mine.

:secret: it's way worse.

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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Ling Ling Proficient

Ling Ling   22

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Thief with no arms....perhaps he's been caught twice before.

What's he got to lose? :unsure:

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