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One day a farmer went to a town to buy some animals.

He got to the place and said, "Hi, I'd like to buy a rooster".

The man said, "Sir we don't call it a rooster here, we call it a #######."

So the farmer replied, "Well then I'll take a #######."

Then he looked around and thought that if he was going to buy a rooster he'd need a chicken, so he said, "I'll also take a chicken."

The man at the store said, "Sir it is called a pullet here!"

So the farmer told him he'd buy a pullet.

Then the farmer thought that he'd need a donkey to carry everything since he was walking home. He said, "Hey you know what, I'll take a donkey too."

The guy at the store said, "Yes sir but it is called an ###!!"

So then the guy at the store explained to the farmer that the ### sometimes doesn't wanna walk. He told him that when this happens all he has to do is scratch its butt and it'll start walking again.

On his way home he was walking and suddenly the ### stopped. He pulled and pulled on the lasso but it didn't work. Then the rooster and the chicken started to fall off of the donkey so he grabbed them. After a while he remembered what the clerk told him, but he couldn't put the animals down 'cause he was afraid someone would steal them.

He then saw a very attractive young woman walking towards him and when she got closer he asked her, "Hey miss could you hold my ####### and pullet while I scratch my ###?"

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"Our Wedding Prayer"

Lord,help us to remember when we first met,and the strong love that grew between us.

To work the love into practical things so nothing can divide us

Grant us a Love that grows stronger with each passing year.

We ask for words both kind and loving

and for hearts always ready to ask forgiveness as well as to forgive.

Guide us to overcome every challenge

and keep our dreams pure to each other always.

Dear Lord,we put our marriage into Your hands.Amen

If your heart acquires strength, you will be able to remove blemishes from others without thinking evil of them.
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:lol: Edited by CherryXS

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