Stop Bird Porn

[Ling Ling 22]

http://www.stopbirdporn.org/

A psychologist who studies bird watching says: “Adults, disguised as bird watchers mask their debauchery by taking trips in groups. They can then achieve climax in the safety of the woods. Particularly disturbing is the high number of senior citizens using binoculars and telescopes to observe birds mating.

“These horny Peeping Toms satisfy their craving for sex by focusing their debasement on birds. This perversion must be halted, otherwise the entire moral fibre of our nation is going to hell.”.

A former birdwatcher, who recently resigned from his club in Meritt Island, FL, said:“I am sad about the reprehensible behavior of these bird watchers who need to satisfy their pornographic pleasures. Shame on them!”.

A member of Congress, who requested anonymity, is quietly drafting legislature that would levy stiff fines against people caught with bird porn in their possession, either photos or internet images.

For further information on how you can help discourage senior citizens from bird watching and, instead, to channel their energies into socially accepted activities, please email us at info@stopbirdporn.org or call us at (212) 592 3677.

[IAMX 3,055]

Dunno why but I got the image of a guy in a bird suit wanking out in the woods while watching other (less fake) birds.

[Ling Ling 22]

Dunno why but I got the image of a guy in a bird suit wanking out in the woods while watching other (less fake) birds.

I guess every person is entitled to their own crusade....you've gotta see the videos.

[IAMX 3,055]

Ahh yes, this is also what it reminded me of:

[panamania79 2]

Ahh yes, this is also what it reminded me of:

[Peikko 1,575]

Can't be serious.

[panamania79 2]

http://www.stopbirdporn.org/

A psychologist who studies bird watching says: “Adults, disguised as bird watchers mask their debauchery by taking trips in groups. They can then achieve climax in the safety of the woods. Particularly disturbing is the high number of senior citizens using binoculars and telescopes to observe birds mating.

“These horny Peeping Toms satisfy their craving for sex by focusing their debasement on birds. This perversion must be halted, otherwise the entire moral fibre of our nation is going to hell.”.

A former birdwatcher, who recently resigned from his club in Meritt Island, FL, said:“I am sad about the reprehensible behavior of these bird watchers who need to satisfy their pornographic pleasures. Shame on them!”.

A member of Congress, who requested anonymity, is quietly drafting legislature that would levy stiff fines against people caught with bird porn in their possession, either photos or internet images.

For further information on how you can help discourage senior citizens from bird watching and, instead, to channel their energies into socially accepted activities, please email us at info@stopbirdporn.org or call us at (212) 592 3677.

[Ban Hammer 13,644]

[rocks 494]

ohh... that's why they're called "twitchers".

[Niels Bohr 72]

I saw somebody having sex in the parking lot in an abondened, roofless piece of shelter using my telescope.

[JVKn'CVO 11]

These people are crazy

Saludos,

Caro

[Ling Ling 22]

I saw somebody having sex in the parking lot in an abondened, roofless piece of shelter using my telescope.

You just watched them have sex with your telescope?

[IAMX 3,055]

I saw somebody having sex in the parking lot in an abondened, roofless piece of shelter using my telescope.

You just watched them have sex with your telescope?

Gotta put it to good use on those cloudy days.

[sunandmoon 450]

we have to stop bird porn in it's tracks it's a gateway to voyuerism. if people start with birds, they move on to squirrels, bears, mountain goats and eventually humans.

[Niels Bohr 72]