Shaz 'n' Daymo's Sad Arse X Factor Thread

[Nich-Nick 3,354]

Did you see the Paris Hilton advert? Shaz should sign up and try to be Paris Hiltons new best friend.

[Big Papa Zone 93]

ok lets see if she has brushed her hair at long last................maybe she has nits

It doesn't matter how she performs; it's long been pre-determined that she'll win this year. And is that cleavage I see?? How did they manage that? That's not so much wonderbra as miraclebra.

And a shite performance, btw.

Its called ####### tape babe you use it to squeeze them together

Oh, I see - thanks for clearing that up, Shaz.

I have some if you wanna borrow it sometime and the stick on bra which makes your boobies look bigger ha ha

Not necessary - my hairy mewbs need no artificial support, thank you very much.

Edited November 22, 2008 by Damian P

[Big Papa Zone 93]

Did you see the Paris Hilton advert? Shaz should sign up and try to be Paris Hiltons new best friend.

She'd more likely punch her in the face, Nich.

[Stinky Monkey 1]

Did you see the Paris Hilton advert? Shaz should sign up and try to be Paris Hiltons new best friend.

Now that would be funny..............maybe I should sign up for it, probably would end up thumping her

God I cant stand this kid but all the little girls will vote for him

Why the hell give him that song if he cant sing the high notes

hes ####### and the little girls are singing louder than him

Did you see the Paris Hilton advert? Shaz should sign up and try to be Paris Hiltons new best friend.

She'd more likely punch her in the face, Nich.

ha ha ha ha too funny I was writing the same thing to Nich but you got in first

[Big Papa Zone 93]

Is anyone noticing a pattern here? That being that the "favoured ones" get kudos irrespective of their phenomenal ordinaryness?

[Stinky Monkey 1]

are the judges watching the same show as we are..............

Ok I am betting on Rachel out

[Nich-Nick 3,354]

Cute factor....he's still in. Didn't like the dorky girls in braids. But they helped with the high notes.

Are ya voting??? Dial in.

Rachel is out.

[Stinky Monkey 1]

The only one I thought was good tonight was Ruth

[Big Papa Zone 93]

are the judges watching the same show as we are..............

Ok I am betting on Rachel out

Why is it you always get the shoe-ins, ffs? Fine - I go for Alexandra.

[Nich-Nick 3,354]

Is anyone noticing a pattern here? That being that the "favoured ones" get kudos irrespective of their phenomenal ordinaryness?

At this point Simon has to be nice because he will want to sign some of them. He has to ride the fence.

Bottom two--Rachel and Diana or the other girl.

[Stinky Monkey 1]

Cute factor....he's still in. Didn't like the dorky girls in braids. But they helped with the high notes.

Are ya voting??? Dial in.

Rachel is out.

I am voting for Daniel

Is anyone noticing a pattern here? That being that the "favoured ones" get kudos irrespective of their phenomenal ordinaryness?

At this point Simon has to be nice because he will want to sign some of them. He has to ride the fence.

Bottom two--Rachel and Diana or the other girl.

bottom 2 Rachel and JLS

[Big Papa Zone 93]

Cute factor....he's still in. Didn't like the dorky girls in braids. But they helped with the high notes.

Are ya voting??? Dial in.

Rachel is out.

You're probably right, Nich. I'm just thankful that I don't have to cough up any of my hard earned dough to you too. If I did, I might have to phone that number in the car advert, pretending to be someone from a rival magazine wanting the slot. At 2am your time.

[Rob&Dawn 1]

Rachel to go.

i really don't get Diana though...what am i mising?

[Nich-Nick 3,354]

You're probably right, Nich. I'm just thankful that I don't have to cough up any of my hard earned dough to you too. If I did, I might have to phone that number in the car advert, pretending to be someone from a rival magazine wanting the slot. At 2am your time.

Oh cr@p! Didn't think of that. Posted a phone number on the big bad internet.

[Stinky Monkey 1]

Rachel to go.

i really don't get Diana though...what am i mising?

Diana with the rogue hand is wearing thin on me as well