Shaz 'n' Daymo's Sad Arse X Factor Thread

[Big Papa Zone 93]

OK, so it's train-wreck TV at its worst, yet it remains strangely addictive! Me and Shaz (Stinkey Monkey) watch it every week, and have a wee wager on who we think will get the boot. She's currently whoopin' my ###, due to me picking that ###### mong Daniel Evans every week. So help me out here folks - who's gonna get the boot next week???????????

[Stinky Monkey 1]

HOLD ON A SEC MATE

WHY SHOULD YOU GET ALL THE HELP JUST COZ YOU IS A LOSER

I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD NOT VOTE OUT A GREAT PAIR OF LUNGS..................RUTH HAS GREAT LUNGS

AND ALL THE OLD BIDDY'S FEEL SORRY FOR DANIEL SO THEY ARE VOTING FOR HIM

DOUBLE OR NOTHING NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRING IT ON

MAYBE WE SHOULD START EARLIER AND DO STRICTLY COME DANCING FIRST HA HA HA

[Laura+Tom 2]

I was listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 and they are desperate for Daniel to stay in because of the sheer entertainment factor. However I don't watch it as it makes me cringe!

[Jeraly 4]

I love the show and haven't managed to watch any of it I used to watch it religiously with my mum and I miss it Where do you watch it?

[Stinky Monkey 1]

I love the show and haven't managed to watch any of it I used to watch it religiously with my mum and I miss it Where do you watch it?

We are so sad the heavy metal freaks that we are, sit in and watch it on a Saturday night hundreds of miles apart, although we might meet up for the final so I can collect my winnings

We are still in the UK, not made it stateside yet but it is so funny we love it

Shame you cant watch it and join in the fun of guessing who gets voted out

When we get to the states we can do it with America Idol, at the rate I am winning Damian will end up paying for my air fare ha ha it double or nothing next week

[Jeraly 4]

I dunno - I tried to get into America's got talent and I jsut can't get into it - I like the English ones - they all seem so much more... naive!!!

[Big Papa Zone 93]

I dunno - I tried to get into America's got talent and I jsut can't get into it - I like the English ones - they all seem so much more... naive!!!

Jeraly - watch it online!!!

Here's the link: http://www.itv.com/CatchUp/default.html

You don't have to miss a second - in fact, watch it right now!!

[Nich-Nick 3,354]

I think Rachel will go soon. My favs are Diana Vickers and Eoghan because he's so cute. JLS is getting really good. Loved them last week. Damian, you are correct that Daniel should have been history weeks ago.

Nick and I watch it on Slingbox, except we forgot to this afternoon and at the UK midnight replay, the slingbox wasn't connecting so we haven't seen it. Going to call up the friend who has Nick's Slingbox and see if it got unplugged or the internet was down so maybe we can catch a replay. Did Diana sit down again? Do her legs work?

PS: Damian, you can't watch the online version unless you're in the UK.

Edited November 9, 2008 by Nich-Nick

[Stinky Monkey 1]

I think Rachel will go soon. My favs are Diana Vickers and Eoghan because he's so cute. JLS is getting really good. Loved them last week. Damian, you are correct that Daniel should have been history weeks ago.

Nick and I watch it on Slingbox, except we forgot to this afternoon and at the UK midnight replay, the slingbox wasn't connecting so we haven't seen it. Going to call up the friend who has Nick's Slingbox and see if it got unplugged or the internet was down so maybe we can catch a replay. Did Diana sit down again? Do her legs work?

PS: Damian, you can't watch the online version unless you're in the UK.

History on X factor was made last night, Diana had a really bad throat and did not sing but is still in the contest.

Rachel went all humble so that is why she stayed in

Ruth had her boobies out she was in the final 2 with Laura so she stayed in shame coz laura is a better singer but Damain is happy Ruth is still in, lots of quips about her assets were made last night Simon and Danni and Louis voted for Ruth

Eoghan gives me the creeps, think it is something to do with his hair

Talking of hair thank god that JLS guy sorted his out could not stand it when half was longer on one side than th other.

Daniel sypmapthy vote nuff said but due to him staying in I have won lots of ££££ from Damian

Mariah Carey week, she came on and sung Hero

Wish you could watch it the same time as us as we have so much fun with it

The other girl was good, cant remember her name

Next week leona Lewis is on but dont know what the theme is next week

I propose Heavy Metal hahahahahhaha

x

[Big Papa Zone 93]

I think Rachel will go soon. My favs are Diana Vickers and Eoghan because he's so cute. JLS is getting really good. Loved them last week. Damian, you are correct that Daniel should have been history weeks ago.

Nick and I watch it on Slingbox, except we forgot to this afternoon and at the UK midnight replay, the slingbox wasn't connecting so we haven't seen it. Going to call up the friend who has Nick's Slingbox and see if it got unplugged or the internet was down so maybe we can catch a replay. Did Diana sit down again? Do her legs work?

PS: Damian, you can't watch the online version unless you're in the UK.

Nich

I wish Rachel would drop off the face of the planet, I really do - vile creature. Her performance was rubbish last night as well, and she only survived by blubbing and getting the sympathy vote. And had I been aware of Chris Moyles' "Keep Daniel In" campaign on Radio 1, I'd never had bet Shaz that he'd be given the heave-ho!! I bet she knew though - no fair!!

Little Diana failed to perform last night btw, due to a "a severe case of laryngitis" so she got a free pass. Unbelievably, Laura (the best vocalist by a country mile and a genuine talent) was voted off last night. Ruth Lorenzo used her considerable.......erm........"assets" to swing the vote with Louis and Simon, and poor Laura was, tragically and unjustly, sent home.

Next week I want Rachel OUT!!!

[Stinky Monkey 1]

I think Rachel will go soon. My favs are Diana Vickers and Eoghan because he's so cute. JLS is getting really good. Loved them last week. Damian, you are correct that Daniel should have been history weeks ago.

Nick and I watch it on Slingbox, except we forgot to this afternoon and at the UK midnight replay, the slingbox wasn't connecting so we haven't seen it. Going to call up the friend who has Nick's Slingbox and see if it got unplugged or the internet was down so maybe we can catch a replay. Did Diana sit down again? Do her legs work?

PS: Damian, you can't watch the online version unless you're in the UK.

Nich

I wish Rachel would drop off the face of the planet, I really do - vile creature. Her performance was rubbish last night as well, and she only survived by blubbing and getting the sympathy vote. And had I been aware of Chris Moyles' "Keep Daniel In" campaign on Radio 1, I'd never had bet Shaz that he'd be given the heave-ho!! I bet she knew though - no fair!!

Little Diana failed to perform last night btw, due to a "a severe case of laryngitis" so she got a free pass. Unbelievably, Laura (the best vocalist by a country mile and a genuine talent) was voted off last night. Ruth Lorenzo used her considerable.......erm........"assets" to swing the vote with Louis and Simon, and poor Laura was, tragically and unjustly, sent home.

Next week I want Rachel OUT!!!

Hey you!!!!!!!! yes I did know about Chris Moyles and I am sure that I told you, but this only happened this week

Look at least next week you have first choice

Want another bet that the bottom 2 will be Ruth and Rachel, so you will chose Rachel and I will make sure that Ruth covers up so then I will get a chance to clear up some more

[Nich-Nick 3,354]

Eoghans hair. Yes, creepy. I comment on that every week. He was cute at auditions but now his hair has started looking like a Davy Crockett ####### skin cap or something. (Don't know if you even know who that is.) It looks like they stuck some kind of furry hat on his head. He could dye it black and stand out in front of Buckingham Palace.

Rachel has no personality. She just doesn't have the X-factor, only her sad story.

I like Ruth when her hair is all wild. Haven't thought she was as hot when they slick her hair down. She won't win.

"that other girl" LOL. I can't ever remember her name either, but she's actually quite good. She looked great when she did Candy Man. It looked like a polished performer. Must be a lack of personality or a sad story to tell is why we can't even remember her name. Wonder if a person called "that other girl" is popular enough to win.

Something about Laura was just too blah. Nice voice but no sparkle.

Daniel- plastic robot, not a person who could sell cds or concert dates. Nice average guy.

Nick and I used to watch it together and comment when he was in UK. It's normally around 1 pm on Saturday afternoon for me, and he would always call up and remind me it was time to load up the Slingbox. Now that we're together in the US, we get busy doing other things and forget. I even reminded him Saturday morning that we needed to remember to watch X-factor. We were watching college football on TV and forgot. I think we forgot last week too, but caught it on Sunday afternoon, Texas time.

[Stinky Monkey 1]

Eoghans hair. Yes, creepy. I comment on that every week. He was cute at auditions but now his hair has started looking like a Davy Crockett ####### skin cap or something. (Don't know if you even know who that is.) It looks like they stuck some kind of furry hat on his head. He could dye it black and stand out in front of Buckingham Palace.

Rachel has no personality. She just doesn't have the X-factor, only her sad story.

I like Ruth when her hair is all wild. Haven't thought she was as hot when they slick her hair down. She won't win.

"that other girl" LOL. I can't ever remember her name either, but she's actually quite good. She looked great when she did Candy Man. It looked like a polished performer. Must be a lack of personality or a sad story to tell is why we can't even remember her name. Wonder if a person called "that other girl" is popular enough to win.

Something about Laura was just too blah. Nice voice but no sparkle.

Daniel- plastic robot, not a person who could sell cds or concert dates. Nice average guy.

Nick and I used to watch it together and comment when he was in UK. It's normally around 1 pm on Saturday afternoon for me, and he would always call up and remind me it was time to load up the Slingbox. Now that we're together in the US, we get busy doing other things and forget. I even reminded him Saturday morning that we needed to remember to watch X-factor. We were watching college football on TV and forgot. I think we forgot last week too, but caught it on Sunday afternoon, Texas time.

Davy who..................Davy...Davy Crocket king of the wild frontier...........yes I watched the show when I was a kid ha ha you are so right, hit the nail on the head.

Rachel, I thought she was great at auditions but she has lost it she needs to be more edgy she is trying to conform and it aint working, she blamed her problems on Danni's poor song choices but did she not chose Dirty Diana herself..........blame everything else and then maybe it will stick I think she is in second chance oblivion

Oh Ruth sang for survival Knocking on Heavens door, she was throwing herself around and you could definatly see her assets were real they passed the jiggle test lol

"that other girl" as she will now be known till we remember her name or can be bothered to google it, is actually very polished she is like the whole package and could go on tour already, not that I would go, hell maybe Damian and I could go on the X Factor tour if we are still here when it starts LOL

not much different to the Slayer gig we went to last week lol

I would buy Daniels CD lol I would wrap it up and send it to Damain he really is a closet Daniel fan, think he is having a T shirt made with GO DANIEL on it, hey maybe that is not a fan shirt it is just wishfull thinking on his part

[Big Papa Zone 93]

Eoghans hair. Yes, creepy. I comment on that every week. He was cute at auditions but now his hair has started looking like a Davy Crockett ####### skin cap or something. (Don't know if you even know who that is.)

Nich, if I didn't find that so amusing, I'd be quite offended by that remark! I think you'll struggle to find anyone who's not familiar with Davy Crockett, even here on our isolated little island!!

Edited November 9, 2008 by Damian P

[Big Papa Zone 93]

Davy who..................Davy...Davy Crocket king of the wild frontier...........yes I watched the show when I was a kid ha ha you are so right, hit the nail on the head.

Rachel, I thought she was great at auditions but she has lost it she needs to be more edgy she is trying to conform and it aint working, she blamed her problems on Danni's poor song choices but did she not chose Dirty Diana herself..........blame everything else and then maybe it will stick I think she is in second chance oblivion

Oh Ruth sang for survival Knocking on Heavens door, she was throwing herself around and you could definatly see her assets were real they passed the jiggle test lol

"that other girl" as she will now be known till we remember her name or can be bothered to google it, is actually very polished she is like the whole package and could go on tour already, not that I would go, hell maybe Damian and I could go on the X Factor tour if we are still here when it starts LOL

not much different to the Slayer gig we went to last week lol

I would buy Daniels CD lol I would wrap it up and send it to Damain he really is a closet Daniel fan, think he is having a T shirt made with GO DANIEL on it, hey maybe that is not a fan shirt it is just wishfull thinking on his part

Are we talking about Alexandra when we mention "that other girl?" I see your point though - she won't make the final. And "GO DANIEL" is spot on, Shaz - and soon!

And can you imagine us at an X Factor tour??? I'd be screaming, "sing Seasons In The Abyss, you ######" at Rachel!