My first action as president...

[MrsCat 6]

I'd ask for a shovel and dig up the White House lawn looking for gold.

I thought you might want it so you should whack your MIL with it

That or bury her with it.

[Amby 490]

I'd make driving with a cell phone in your hand a 25 to life crime. Driving in the left lane with a cell phone in hand would be grounds for the death penalty.

Screw that. Just open fire when you see this kind of thing.

If I see one more douchebag in the left lane driving 50 MPH with a cell phone in his hand I'm gonna go medieval on his buttocks!

that really annoys me too. i saw a woman driving, in a severe tropical storm, an ambulance and texting whilst going all over the place. it is nearly always women that are doing it for some reason? i don't drive so i cannot comment on it but it does puzzle me greatly. how are us women offered discounts on our insurance premiums when half of the women (it is probably more than that) out there are careless and stupid when driving?

I'm a good woman driver!

so if men had boobs they'd get discount on their insurance premiums too? even if they drive like complete morons and the argument of them being more "safe" was just lies?

Only if they also had a #######.

What about people who are flat chested?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

i'd make a 3 dollar coin with my face on one side, and a taco on the other...

and engrave 'in tacos we trust'

Wouldn't it be the Tequila bottle on the "tails" side with two tacos flanking it?

BTW - I got some *real* tequila (100% agave) in Mexico the other week. Great stuff - unless the tour guy was $hitting us about how low quality the brands exported to the US are...

[Amby 490]

so if men had boobs they'd get discount on their insurance premiums too? even if they drive like complete morons and the argument of them being more "safe" was just lies?

Only if they also had a #######.

i'm waiting for a female who actually drives to chime in and tell me that they don't text or talk on the phone and drive...

I talk on the phone while I'm driving but I only text at stop lights. My phone has a full keyboard on it so my texting is normally two handed and I can't do that and drive successfully. I've been driving a car that is manual for the past few weeks so I've had to use my headset and I think that distracts me more than actually holding the phone. I don't do crazy sh*t like read books, eat, or apply makeup when driving.

[Amby 490]

that is very true. so if men had boobs they'd get discount on their insurance premiums too? even if they drive like complete morons and the argument of them being more "safe" was just lies?

Yes, because boobs are just as good as air bags.

only if they're fake

I'd ask for a shovel and dig up the White House lawn looking for gold.

I thought you might want it so you should whack your MIL with it

That or bury her with it.

I'll come with you because I have MIL issues as well

[MrsCat 6]

that is very true. so if men had boobs they'd get discount on their insurance premiums too? even if they drive like complete morons and the argument of them being more "safe" was just lies?

Yes, because boobs are just as good as air bags.

only if they're fake

I'd ask for a shovel and dig up the White House lawn looking for gold.

I thought you might want it so you should whack your MIL with it

That or bury her with it.

I'll come with you because I have MIL issues as well

Did yours call you undomesitcated too? You cook well, what the heck does she have to complain about?!

I think my MIL meant non-domestic, but it came across more as un-littered trained and not fit to live in a house.

b*tch.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

that is very true. so if men had boobs they'd get discount on their insurance premiums too? even if they drive like complete morons and the argument of them being more "safe" was just lies?

Yes, because boobs are just as good as air bags.

only if they're fake

I'd ask for a shovel and dig up the White House lawn looking for gold.

I thought you might want it so you should whack your MIL with it

That or bury her with it.

I'll come with you because I have MIL issues as well

Did yours call you undomesitcated too? You cook well, what the heck does she have to complain about?!

I think my MIL meant non-domestic, but it came across more as un-littered trained and not fit to live in a house.

b*tch.

"Dammit - I'm tired of mopping up urine off the carpet!"

"Stop drinking out of the toilet!"

[pedroh 21]

i'd make a 3 dollar coin with my face on one side, and a taco on the other...

and engrave 'in tacos we trust'

Wouldn't it be the Tequila bottle on the "tails" side with two tacos flanking it?

BTW - I got some *real* tequila (100% agave) in Mexico the other week. Great stuff - unless the tour guy was $hitting us about how low quality the brands exported to the US are...

no he doesn't lie.. for export tequilas don't have to have the 100%agave 'denominacion de origen' seal.. and since many many foreigners think that tequila has the worm in it (which is actually mezcal) they know they won't be too picky about it.. exported brands, I think the only ones I'd trust are Don Julio and Patron.. others are a mix of 60-40 or 70-30 tequila-mezcal

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

i'd make a 3 dollar coin with my face on one side, and a taco on the other...

and engrave 'in tacos we trust'

Wouldn't it be the Tequila bottle on the "tails" side with two tacos flanking it?

BTW - I got some *real* tequila (100% agave) in Mexico the other week. Great stuff - unless the tour guy was $hitting us about how low quality the brands exported to the US are...

no he doesn't lie.. for export tequilas don't have to have the 100%agave 'denominacion de origen' seal.. and since many many foreigners think that tequila has the worm in it (which is actually mezcal) they know they won't be too picky about it.. exported brands, I think the only ones I'd trust are Don Julio and Patron.. others are a mix of 60-40 or 70-30 tequila-mezcal

Yeah apparently Mezcal has ethanol and acetone in it. I guess that does wonders for the stomach lining...

The family went crazy (not literally) in the tequila factory - bought like a dozen bottles of different things (regular and flavored varieties).

I went fairly conservative with a bottle of Reposado (strangely it tasted better than the Anejo variety).

[almaty 19]

i knew that too...i never buy domestic imported tequila..

[pedroh 21]

i'd make a 3 dollar coin with my face on one side, and a taco on the other...

and engrave 'in tacos we trust'

Wouldn't it be the Tequila bottle on the "tails" side with two tacos flanking it?

BTW - I got some *real* tequila (100% agave) in Mexico the other week. Great stuff - unless the tour guy was $hitting us about how low quality the brands exported to the US are...

no he doesn't lie.. for export tequilas don't have to have the 100%agave 'denominacion de origen' seal.. and since many many foreigners think that tequila has the worm in it (which is actually mezcal) they know they won't be too picky about it.. exported brands, I think the only ones I'd trust are Don Julio and Patron.. others are a mix of 60-40 or 70-30 tequila-mezcal

Yeah apparently Mezcal has ethanol and acetone in it. I guess that does wonders for the stomach lining...

The family went crazy (not literally) in the tequila factory - bought like a dozen bottles of different things (regular and flavored varieties).

I went fairly conservative with a bottle of Reposado (strangely it tasted better than the Anejo variety).

anejo is not always the best one.. a good reposado will have a very nice and palatable flavor

but still.. El President doesn't drink tequila.. I'm not a big fan of it.. just sometimes..

Edited November 7, 2008 by pedroh

[Amby 490]

that is very true. so if men had boobs they'd get discount on their insurance premiums too? even if they drive like complete morons and the argument of them being more "safe" was just lies?

Yes, because boobs are just as good as air bags.

only if they're fake

I'd ask for a shovel and dig up the White House lawn looking for gold.

I thought you might want it so you should whack your MIL with it

That or bury her with it.

I'll come with you because I have MIL issues as well

Did yours call you undomesitcated too? You cook well, what the heck does she have to complain about?!

I think my MIL meant non-domestic, but it came across more as un-littered trained and not fit to live in a house.

b*tch.

she just thinks I'm a pretentious b*tch and nothing is ever good enough for me. well...at least I have standards even if they are unreasonably high

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

i'd make a 3 dollar coin with my face on one side, and a taco on the other...

and engrave 'in tacos we trust'

Wouldn't it be the Tequila bottle on the "tails" side with two tacos flanking it?

BTW - I got some *real* tequila (100% agave) in Mexico the other week. Great stuff - unless the tour guy was $hitting us about how low quality the brands exported to the US are...

no he doesn't lie.. for export tequilas don't have to have the 100%agave 'denominacion de origen' seal.. and since many many foreigners think that tequila has the worm in it (which is actually mezcal) they know they won't be too picky about it.. exported brands, I think the only ones I'd trust are Don Julio and Patron.. others are a mix of 60-40 or 70-30 tequila-mezcal

Yeah apparently Mezcal has ethanol and acetone in it. I guess that does wonders for the stomach lining...

The family went crazy (not literally) in the tequila factory - bought like a dozen bottles of different things (regular and flavored varieties).

I went fairly conservative with a bottle of Reposado (strangely it tasted better than the Anejo variety).

anejo is not always the best one.. a good reposado will have a very nice and palatable flavor

but still.. El President doesn't drink tequila.. I'm not a big fan of it.. just sometimes..

I don't drink much of it either - the taste tends to be a bit harsh for me. But always nice to have the "genuine" article.

[pedroh 21]

the best way to drink tequila for me is pour some tequila in a glass and mix it with grapefruit soda and some lime juice (the best grapefruit soda is Squirt, but the mexican one, which is more acid than the american versions) it tastes great

[LoriLawless 0]

the best way to drink tequila for me is pour some tequila in a glass and mix it with grapefruit soda and some lime juice (the best grapefruit soda is Squirt, but the mexican one, which is more acid than the american versions) it tastes great

That stuff makes me crazy.