My first action as president...

[*Robert* 2]

Nothing makes my blood boil than a person with a cell phone pasted to their ear and slowing traffic down. Something deep inside me goes off, if I was armed there would be a dead bodies. I wish sometimes I had a big tank and just run right over them, what the hell could be so damn important that you MUST TALK ON YOUR NOISE MACHINE???????????????????????????

Maybe they have a sick child or parent.

Maybe they were laid off from their job today.

I don't actually think people should drive and talk on the phone, but maybe if you have a little more compassion towards people you might not want to run over them with a tank.

Then how about they pull off of the damn road?!!! Ever consider THAT option?!

On military installations, it is illegal to drive with a cell phone, unless you are using a "hands free" cell phone.

[rocks 494]

Nothing makes my blood boil than a person with a cell phone pasted to their ear and slowing traffic down. Something deep inside me goes off, if I was armed there would be a dead bodies. I wish sometimes I had a big tank and just run right over them, what the hell could be so damn important that you MUST TALK ON YOUR NOISE MACHINE???????????????????????????

probably "boys" or "lipstick".

I don't like drivers who pay attention to the phone more than the road. I gave an opportunity for the driver to turn at the intersection, but, she didn't see me. And, I also noticed she was talking on the phone. So, I said screw it. However, when she made the turn I didn't give her any more oppportunity to turn because her time was up. So nearly crashed into me! Just a few more inches.

that sucks, these people don't realise how terrifying it is when you experience a near miss!

just recently an older lady who was reading a newspaper while driving almost drove into us! if we hadn't have seen her and beeped the horn a billion times she would have driven head-on into us in her suv.

[SpiritAlight 1]

my first action: ban starbucks, then invade canada and make it a state so everyone can have tim horton's.

You're killing me...

:lol:

[rocks 494]

Nothing makes my blood boil than a person with a cell phone pasted to their ear and slowing traffic down. Something deep inside me goes off, if I was armed there would be a dead bodies. I wish sometimes I had a big tank and just run right over them, what the hell could be so damn important that you MUST TALK ON YOUR NOISE MACHINE???????????????????????????

Maybe they have a sick child or parent.

Maybe they were laid off from their job today.

I don't actually think people should drive and talk on the phone, but maybe if you have a little more compassion towards people you might not want to run over them with a tank.

Then how about they pull off of the damn road?!!! Ever consider THAT option?!

On military installations, it is illegal to drive with a cell phone, unless you are using a "hands free" cell phone.

it is illegal in the uk to use your hands to talk on a phone while driving, so they say you must either pull over or at least use a hands free kit so that both of your hands are on the wheel. if only it was implemented in the states.

Edited November 7, 2008 by rocks

[almaty 19]

tim hortons, ftw! and charles for president..i like his platform

[Chica Yeyé 41]

tim hortons, ftw! and charles for president..i like his platform

I don't know hermano..... he has not contemplated Second Cup

[Emancipation 2]

my first action: ban starbucks, then invade canada and make it a state so everyone can have tim horton's.

Why do you want Timmy's so bad? Just cause DD doesn't sell soups and sandwiches is no reason to go invading our nice nation..

[Ban Hammer 13,678]

my first action: ban starbucks, then invade canada and make it a state so everyone can have tim horton's.

Why do you want Timmy's so bad? Just cause DD doesn't sell soups and sandwiches is no reason to go invading our nice nation..

cause then i can have timbits

[Peikko 1,575]

I don't use a phone and drive - bloody difficult thing to accomplish with a manual. Wouldn't anyway, I don't have a fixation with being on the phone. Most of the time my cell phone has no battery power because I forget I have it.

I have no interest in the 'mysteries' of area 51 either. I really can't imagine why aliens would behave in the way people seem to think they do.

I saw the moon landings when I was a kid. I believed them then and I have no reason to believe they didn't happen now.

[mawilson 2,133]

that is very true. so if men had boobs they'd get discount on their insurance premiums too? even if they drive like complete morons and the argument of them being more "safe" was just lies?

Yes, because boobs are just as good as air bags.

[nowhereman 1]

Nothing makes my blood boil than a person with a cell phone pasted to their ear and slowing traffic down. Something deep inside me goes off, if I was armed there would be a dead bodies. I wish sometimes I had a big tank and just run right over them, what the hell could be so damn important that you MUST TALK ON YOUR NOISE MACHINE???????????????????????????

Maybe they have a sick child or parent.

Maybe they were laid off from their job today.

I don't actually think people should drive and talk on the phone, but maybe if you have a little more compassion towards people you might not want to run over them with a tank.

Then how about they pull off of the damn road?!!! Ever consider THAT option?!

On military installations, it is illegal to drive with a cell phone, unless you are using a "hands free" cell phone.

Well it's illegal in some states like NY but rarely enforced. I would pay money to see some douchebag handcuffed and bent over on the hood of his Land Rover for using the cell phone while driving!

[Teacher Mark 53]

that is very true. so if men had boobs they'd get discount on their insurance premiums too? even if they drive like complete morons and the argument of them being more "safe" was just lies?

Yes, because boobs are just as good as air bags.

Here's a video of the first time Elvis rode in a car with dual airbags:

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Nothing makes my blood boil than a person with a cell phone pasted to their ear and slowing traffic down. Something deep inside me goes off, if I was armed there would be a dead bodies. I wish sometimes I had a big tank and just run right over them, what the hell could be so damn important that you MUST TALK ON YOUR NOISE MACHINE???????????????????????????

Maybe they have a sick child or parent.

Maybe they were laid off from their job today.

I don't actually think people should drive and talk on the phone, but maybe if you have a little more compassion towards people you might not want to run over them with a tank.

Then how about they pull off of the damn road?!!! Ever consider THAT option?!

On military installations, it is illegal to drive with a cell phone, unless you are using a "hands free" cell phone.

Well it's illegal in some states like NY but rarely enforced. I would pay money to see some douchebag handcuffed and bent over on the hood of his Land Rover for using the cell phone while driving!

I was actually shocked that up until quite recently it was legal to drink and drive in one of the States (Montana I think?)

Cell phones are a dangerous distraction - pretty much every time I have a near miss its because of that. What's worse is that the people doing it are so distracted that they don't realise that they almost caused an accident.

Out here in NJ we just have a lot of bad drivers - even without the cell phones coming into play. On two separate occasions I almost rear-ended another car on Route 22, because some idiot couldn't change lanes in time to make the U-Turn exit and rather than drive to the next one and turn around - had the genius idea of stopping in the outside lane until a gap opened up on the other side.

I've also seen a fair few drivers forgo merging into lane and just doing a hard left turns across traffic so they can get to the outside. All on a 45mph dual carriageway. Its nuts!

[pedroh 21]

i'd make a 3 dollar coin with my face on one side, and a taco on the other...

and engrave 'in tacos we trust'

[Amby 490]

I'd ask for a shovel and dig up the White House lawn looking for gold.

I thought you might want it so you should whack your MIL with it