My first action as president...

[*Robert* 2]

My first action as a President,

Go to the playboy mansion for a week.

You are so bad!!!

[almaty 19]

you know brother c'master would tap all three of the "girls next door."..

[*Robert* 2]

you know brother c'master would tap all three of the "girls next door."..

OHHHHHH I know he would... but I doubt he would stop there!!!

Brother C'master is a Horn Dog!!!

[SaadBell 0]

Nothing makes my blood boil than a person with a cell phone pasted to their ear and slowing traffic down. Something deep inside me goes off, if I was armed there would be a dead bodies. I wish sometimes I had a big tank and just run right over them, what the hell could be so damn important that you MUST TALK ON YOUR NOISE MACHINE???????????????????????????

[almaty 19]

you know brother c'master would tap all three of the "girls next door."..

OHHHHHH I know he would... but I doubt he would stop there!!!

Brother C'master is a Horn Dog!!!

yes, i saw it written on the sh!thouse wall at a rest stop on I70

[Niels Bohr 72]

you know brother c'master would tap all three of the "girls next door."..

OHHHHHH I know he would... but I doubt he would stop there!!!

Brother C'master is a Horn Dog!!!

yes, i saw it written on the sh!thouse wall at a rest stop on I70

[Sprailenes 47]

I would make it mandatory for a 12:00 pm lunch time broadway show down every day, in every town and city.

You learn the dance moves, you learn the song and everyone breaks into it at the same time.

Because it would entertain me so.

[SpiritAlight 1]

Hahaha...I like so many of the first page suggestions.

Then I stopped reading...will read more later...

I wanted to add this:

If I were able to have every one hear my voice and read what I have to say, I would request people to sink into these words (and great life guidelines) from a beautiful soul, Don Miguel Ruiz:

The Four Agreements

1. Be Impeccable With Your Word

Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others. Use the power of your word in the direction of truth and love.

2. Don't Take Anything Personally

Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, you won't be the victim of needless suffering.

3. Don't Make Assumptions

Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness and drama. With just this one agreement, you can completely transform your life.

4. Always Do Your Best

Your best is going to change from moment to moment; it will be different when you are healthy as opposed to sick. Under any circumstance, simply do your best, and you will avoid self-judgment, self-abuse and regret.

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Fight me all you want, I will still (try to) love you.

With and in Spirit

Edited November 7, 2008 by SpiritAlight

[SpiritAlight 1]

I would make it mandatory for a 12:00 pm lunch time broadway show down every day, in every town and city.

You learn the dance moves, you learn the song and everyone breaks into it at the same time.

Because it would entertain me so.

:dance:

That would be great.

Can we both join?

Well, except, what about Winter...brrrrr...

Hee, hee.

i would approve my visa application and all those of my friends

:thumbs:

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Suppose if an Alien from outer space was born and raised on Earth and on USA soil. Will the Alien be able to run for President?

Probably not.

[SpiritAlight 1]

i can't drive anyway so i won't complain about that idea. besides, that gives us more time to be at home and fix yall dinner, right?

If you have time, between washing dishes and providing sex, sure.

don't forget the ironing!

hmm, i see one problem with this though, who is going to get the groceries? either men will have to do it or they will have to drive us and endure the nightmare with us in order to be able to drive us back home again.

OMG!!!!

Don't keep feeding it!!!!!

Arrrrrr!!!

[SpiritAlight 1]

I am a women who doesn't drive while talking on my cell phone, if I do it is for a second. I hate hate hate the cell phone, phones period. I turn my off and have had my cell phone off for weeks at a time. I know that is not the norm, but when I drive I don't want to talk on the phone, rather listen to my stereo. If I was the president I would order every body to smoke a big blunt, and calm the f*$%^ down. Ban booze and violence would go down, and make the terrorists smoke some good stuff, and they would be too lazy to blow them selfs up, instead they would order Chinese and watch reality TV.

I concur....with the bolded shtuff.

Pot is good the (positive) economy - munchies - and everyone's well being - healing properties if done "right".

:star:

If I were president, would hire Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, Clint Eastwood, and Arnold Schwarzenegger to be my bodyguards. Well, maybe not Arnold, he is a republican.

NASA confirmed the moon is not made out of cheese, isn't that proof enough?

Wouldn't want to visit Area 51, probably would get dead sick from some nerve gas, and couldn't sue anybody, because Area 51 doesn't exist.

What I really like to do is to find out where those billions of dollars were misplaced and get it back, even if it means putting a couple of guys in jail. Last place I would look for it would be with our troops.

Yes.

Why is this not being taken care of?

How many people are in bed together?

Damn them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trailmix 77]

Nothing makes my blood boil than a person with a cell phone pasted to their ear and slowing traffic down. Something deep inside me goes off, if I was armed there would be a dead bodies. I wish sometimes I had a big tank and just run right over them, what the hell could be so damn important that you MUST TALK ON YOUR NOISE MACHINE???????????????????????????

Maybe they have a sick child or parent.

Maybe they were laid off from their job today.

I don't actually think people should drive and talk on the phone, but maybe if you have a little more compassion towards people you might not want to run over them with a tank.

Edited November 7, 2008 by trailmix

[SpiritAlight 1]

Nothing makes my blood boil than a person with a cell phone pasted to their ear and slowing traffic down. Something deep inside me goes off, if I was armed there would be a dead bodies. I wish sometimes I had a big tank and just run right over them, what the hell could be so damn important that you MUST TALK ON YOUR NOISE MACHINE???????????????????????????

Maybe they have a sick child or parent.

Maybe they were laid off from their job today.

I don't actually think people should drive and talk on the phone, but maybe if you have a little more compassion towards people you might not want to run over them with a tank.

Yup. You never know...

Thanks for balance Trailmix.

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

my first action: ban starbucks, then invade canada and make it a state so everyone can have tim horton's.