My first action as president...

[akdiver 3]

hmm, i see one problem with this though, who is going to get the groceries?

That's why you have shoes, and the shopping cart we stole.

[rocks 494]

hmm, i see one problem with this though, who is going to get the groceries?

That's why you have shoes, and the shopping cart we stole.

i'm moving to mississippi, they don't have shoes there!

maybe this is what bars were invented for?

[SaadBell 0]

I am a women who doesn't drive while talking on my cell phone, if I do it is for a second. I hate hate hate the cell phone, phones period. I turn my off and have had my cell phone off for weeks at a time. I know that is not the norm, but when I drive I don't want to talk on the phone, rather listen to my stereo. If I was the president I would order every body to smoke a big blunt, and calm the f*$%^ down. Ban booze and violence would go down, and make the terrorists smoke some good stuff, and they would be too lazy to blow them selfs up, instead they would order Chinese and watch reality TV.

[rocks 494]

I am a women who doesn't drive while talking on my cell phone, if I do it is for a second. I hate hate hate the cell phone, phones period. I turn my off and have had my cell phone off for weeks at a time. I know that is not the norm, but when I drive I don't want to talk on the phone, rather listen to my stereo. If I was the president I would order every body to smoke a big blunt, and calm the f*$%^ down. Ban booze and violence would go down, and make the terrorists smoke some good stuff, and they would be too lazy to blow them selfs up, instead they would order Chinese and watch reality TV.

that is all so very true. i'm also glad that there are some girlies out there that are sensible about their driving.

[akdiver 3]

i'm moving to mississippi, they don't have shoes there!

They probably can't even spell "shoes".

[rocks 494]

i'm moving to mississippi, they don't have shoes there!

They probably can't even spell "shoes".

[nowhereman 1]

I am a women who doesn't drive while talking on my cell phone, if I do it is for a second. I hate hate hate the cell phone, phones period. I turn my off and have had my cell phone off for weeks at a time. I know that is not the norm, but when I drive I don't want to talk on the phone, rather listen to my stereo. If I was the president I would order every body to smoke a big blunt, and calm the f*$%^ down. Ban booze and violence would go down, and make the terrorists smoke some good stuff, and they would be too lazy to blow them selfs up, instead they would order Chinese and watch reality TV.

I'd say the douchebag driving with a cell phone in his/her ear is usually a guy. I've heard statistics that a drunk driver is safer than some moron talking on their cell phone as they drive.

[Laura+Tom 2]

I too do not use the mobile whilst driving. It's usually always on silent anyway so I would never hear it if it was going off.

Anyway, if I were pres I would realine the Earth so that the UK would get some decent weather for once.

[Niels Bohr 72]

I don't like drivers who pay attention to the phone more than the road. I gave an opportunity for the driver to turn at the intersection, but, she didn't see me. And, I also noticed she was talking on the phone. So, I said screw it. However, when she made the turn I didn't give her any more oppportunity to turn because her time was up. So nearly crashed into me! Just a few more inches.

Edited November 7, 2008 by Niels Bohr

[NickD 203]

If I were president, would hire Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, Clint Eastwood, and Arnold Schwarzenegger to be my bodyguards. Well, maybe not Arnold, he is a republican.

NASA confirmed the moon is not made out of cheese, isn't that proof enough?

Wouldn't want to visit Area 51, probably would get dead sick from some nerve gas, and couldn't sue anybody, because Area 51 doesn't exist.

What I really like to do is to find out where those billions of dollars were misplaced and get it back, even if it means putting a couple of guys in jail. Last place I would look for it would be with our troops.

[*Robert* 2]

I'd make driving with a cell phone in your hand a 25 to life crime. Driving in the left lane with a cell phone in hand would be grounds for the death penalty.

Screw that. Just open fire when you see this kind of thing.

Finally... something I agree with you on! I always say you should be able to shoot anyone with a cell phone to their ear while driving... right through the head!

[almaty 19]

get all that budweiser ( steer piss) out of the refrig..and have it stocked with german beer..

2nd, have th st. pauli girl hired as a valet.,..

[*Robert* 2]

get all that budweiser ( steer piss) out of the refrig..and have it stocked with german beer..

2nd, have th st. pauli girl hired as a valet.,..

And lift the ban on Cuban cigars!!!

[almaty 19]

get all that budweiser ( steer piss) out of the refrig..and have it stocked with german beer..

2nd, have th st. pauli girl hired as a valet.,..

And lift the ban on Cuban cigars!!!

ineed, my brother robert, you are right thinking.//

and overhaul the uscis..fire everyone at nsc...vsc...tsc...

and hire illegals to fill their positions

[Niels Bohr 72]

My first action as a President,

Go to the playboy mansion for a week.