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Suppose if an Alien from outer space was born and raised on Earth and on USA soil. Will the Alien be able to run for President?

You plan to run in 2012? :devil:

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Suppose if an Alien from outer space was born and raised on Earth and on USA soil. Will the Alien be able to run for President?
Only if his name is Obama.

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I'd make driving with a cell phone in your hand a 25 to life crime. Driving in the left lane with a cell phone in hand would be grounds for the death penalty.
Screw that. Just open fire when you see this kind of thing.

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I'd make driving with a cell phone in your hand a 25 to life crime. Driving in the left lane with a cell phone in hand would be grounds for the death penalty.
Screw that. Just open fire when you see this kind of thing.

If I see one more douchebag in the left lane driving 50 MPH with a cell phone in his hand I'm gonna go medieval on his buttocks!

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I'd make driving with a cell phone in your hand a 25 to life crime. Driving in the left lane with a cell phone in hand would be grounds for the death penalty.
Screw that. Just open fire when you see this kind of thing.

If I see one more douchebag in the left lane driving 50 MPH with a cell phone in his hand I'm gonna go medieval on his buttocks!

that really annoys me too. i saw a woman driving, in a severe tropical storm, an ambulance and texting whilst going all over the place. it is nearly always women that are doing it for some reason? i don't drive so i cannot comment on it but it does puzzle me greatly. how are us women offered discounts on our insurance premiums when half of the women (it is probably more than that) out there are careless and stupid when driving?

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how are us women offered discounts on our insurance premiums when half of the women (it is probably more than that) out there are careless and stupid when driving?
Tits are influential.

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how are us women offered discounts on our insurance premiums when half of the women (it is probably more than that) out there are careless and stupid when driving?
Tits are influential.

:lol:

that is very true. so if men had boobs they'd get discount on their insurance premiums too? even if they drive like complete morons and the argument of them being more "safe" was just lies?

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so if men had boobs they'd get discount on their insurance premiums too? even if they drive like complete morons and the argument of them being more "safe" was just lies?
Only if they also had a #######.

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so if men had boobs they'd get discount on their insurance premiums too? even if they drive like complete morons and the argument of them being more "safe" was just lies?
Only if they also had a #######.

;)

i'm waiting for a female who actually drives to chime in and tell me that they don't text or talk on the phone and drive...

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If we didn't allow women to drive, we could solve this problem.

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i can't drive anyway so i won't complain about that idea. besides, that gives us more time to be at home and fix yall dinner, right?
If you have time, between washing dishes and providing sex, sure.

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i can't drive anyway so i won't complain about that idea. besides, that gives us more time to be at home and fix yall dinner, right?
If you have time, between washing dishes and providing sex, sure.

:lol:

don't forget the ironing!

hmm, i see one problem with this though, who is going to get the groceries? either men will have to do it or they will have to drive us and endure the nightmare with us in order to be able to drive us back home again.

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