Obama won????!!!

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

My friends, we are in deep trouble because word just came out from the Obama headquarters that the new Cabinet has been formed as follows:

STATE - Tiger Woods - He claims to be an expert in foreign relations because, as he says, he is part African, part Asian, part Caucasian and part Native American. Besides he is married to a blond woman from Europe.

DEFENSE - Mike Tyson - He will bite the ears off the leader of any foreign country that disrespects the free world.

JUSTICE - O. J. Simpson - He says that the accused is innocent until proven guilty by a jury of his peers composed mostly of black Americans.

TREASURY - Wesley Snipes - He subscribes to the idea that filing a false income tax return can not help in solving the deficit.

COMMERCE - Oprah Winfrey - She says that Detroit will rise again, before the South does because Obama got beat in Dixie, as she will donate a Buick or a Pontiac to anybody who can prove that he is a descendant of a plantation slave.

HOMELAND SECURITY - Muhammad Ali - He will knock out anyone who breaches the security of the U. S. of A.

AGRICULTURE - Madonna - She says that cotton is the best material, girl.

TRANSPORTATION - Gary Coleman - He believes that more midget cars like the VW Beetle or the Honda Fit be produced because they are gas savers.

INTERIOR- Britney Spears - She thinks that the Department has something to do with not wearing panties.

LABOR - Paris Hilton - She can always do community labor and service instead of being held in a Los Angeles County jail filled with undocumented day laborers.

HEALTH & HUMAN SERVICES - Magic Johnson - Based on his experience, everybody, especially promiscuous athletes like Kobe Bryant, must be tested for AIDS.

HOUSING & URBAN DEVELOPMENT - Jesse Jackson - He says that every community must be patterned after the South Side of Chicago or Watts in L.A.

ENERGY - Barry Bonds - He believes that only HGH or steroids can bolster someone’s energy and physical strength.

EDUCATION - Ellen DeGeneres - She says no to California’s Prop 8 and says that school children should be taught the ABC's of same sex marriage.

swiped and posted in ot.

Edited November 5, 2008 by charles!

[greatblackbeauty 0]

:dance: :dance: GOGOGO !!

CONGRATS TO OUR NEW 1ST AFRICAN AMERICAN PRESIDENT!!! THANKS GOD! :thumbs:

[steve3402 0]

Obama Wins!!!!

This is a great day in America's history. Never in my lifetime would I have thought that an African-American would become President of our great nation. There are some who will not embrace Obama's win and thats okay. But at the end of the day he is OUR PRESIDENT!!!

God Bless us All!!!!

[greatblackbeauty 0]

Obama Wins!!!!

This is a great day in America's history. Never in my lifetime would I have thought that an African-American would become President of our great nation. There are some who will not embrace Obama's win and thats okay. But at the end of the day he is OUR PRESIDENT!!!

God Bless us All!!!!

THAT'S RIGHT!!! :thumbs: :thumbs:

[sunandmoon 450]

My friends, we are in deep trouble because word just came out from the Obama headquarters that the new Cabinet has been formed as follows:

DEFENSE - Mike Tyson - He will bite the ears off the leader of any foreign country that disrespects the free world.

TREASURY - Wesley Snipes - He subscribes to the idea that filing a false income tax return can not help in solving the deficit.

AGRICULTURE - Madonna - She says that cotton is the best material, girl.

INTERIOR- Britney Spears - She thinks that the Department has something to do with not wearing panties.

ENERGY - Barry Bonds - He believes that only HGH or steroids can bolster someone’s energy and physical strength.

[bearcat982 0]

Sadly, I think we are going to see the USA basically go to hell with Obama as President.

I remember Jimmy Carter as President, and during his Presidency life wasn't that good in USA.

I am afraid Obama is going to be the worst President I will see in my lifetime.

Not a good deal for USA

Ah yes, but Clinton was one of the best. Times were good then. Good economy, balanced budget, no war.

Yes who can forget all of Clinton's good. Lied to the American people and his wife about his sexual affairs. And best of all turning a blind eye to the enemies of the U.S. and letting them become strong and capable of being able to carry out 9-11. Which was responsible for half the mess we're in now.

[steve_maria 0]

"Im sad abt the result but have to move on and wait and see wat will be happen within 4 yrs...!!!"

Goodluck to all of us!!!!

If u don't like obama thier is one thing u can do..why u don't move out to other place where u like the president..you are too judgemental..and don't compare yourself to obama coz obama is too far ahead from you...

[sunandmoon 450]

"Im sad abt the result but have to move on and wait and see wat will be happen within 4 yrs...!!!"

Goodluck to all of us!!!!

If u don't like obama thier is one thing u can do..why u don't move out to other place where u like the president..you are too judgemental..and don't compare yourself to obama coz obama is too far ahead from you...

I'm guessing this is not the person you intended to quote...

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

Sadly, I think we are going to see the USA basically go to hell with Obama as President.

I remember Jimmy Carter as President, and during his Presidency life wasn't that good in USA.

I am afraid Obama is going to be the worst President I will see in my lifetime.

Not a good deal for USA

Ah yes, but Clinton was one of the best. Times were good then. Good economy, balanced budget, no war.

Yes who can forget all of Clinton's good. Lied to the American people and his wife about his sexual affairs. And best of all turning a blind eye to the enemies of the U.S. and letting them become strong and capable of being able to carry out 9-11. Which was responsible for half the mess we're in now.

you left out strongarming israel to release someone who later on repaid that favor by being one of the hijackers.

[eros_EX_Plumber 0]

Sadly, I think we are going to see the USA basically go to hell with Obama as President.

I remember Jimmy Carter as President, and during his Presidency life wasn't that good in USA.

I am afraid Obama is going to be the worst President I will see in my lifetime.

Not a good deal for USA

Ah yes, but Clinton was one of the best. Times were good then. Good economy, balanced budget, no war.

Yes who can forget all of Clinton's good. Lied to the American people and his wife about his sexual affairs. And best of all turning a blind eye to the enemies of the U.S. and letting them become strong and capable of being able to carry out 9-11. Which was responsible for half the mess we're in now.

you left out strongarming israel to release someone who later on repaid that favor by being one of the hijackers.

WHAT happen....the Original poster moved from the OFF-TOPIC into the Philippines forum.....now....

Give It up...accept the result and take it....just like we had to take it for 8 years of your stupid party lines....

Edited November 6, 2008 by Eros_the_Plumber

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

Sadly, I think we are going to see the USA basically go to hell with Obama as President.

I remember Jimmy Carter as President, and during his Presidency life wasn't that good in USA.

I am afraid Obama is going to be the worst President I will see in my lifetime.

Not a good deal for USA

Ah yes, but Clinton was one of the best. Times were good then. Good economy, balanced budget, no war.

Yes who can forget all of Clinton's good. Lied to the American people and his wife about his sexual affairs. And best of all turning a blind eye to the enemies of the U.S. and letting them become strong and capable of being able to carry out 9-11. Which was responsible for half the mess we're in now.

you left out strongarming israel to release someone who later on repaid that favor by being one of the hijackers.

WHAT happen....the Original poster moved from the OFF-TOPIC into the Philippines forum.....now....

Give It up...accept the result and take it....just like we had to take it for 8 years of your stupid party lines....

what are you blathering about?

[eros_EX_Plumber 0]

I think the TOPIC belong to the OFF-topic section....unless there is something specific to the Philippines

If i want to read anything about politics....I will go and read or post there.....

Edited November 6, 2008 by Eros_the_Plumber

[yogib37 3]

This will be on of the reasons the USA is in Trouble.

Lets reward people for commiting Federal Crimes

http://www.newsmax.com/insidecover/obama_i.../22/142990.html

aww you have to go to a ultra right web site.

I think the people were fed up eith the federal crimes that is why they shut down the GOP and Voted in the first black Pres.

Bush is a criminal. He lied to the American people about Iraq. Illegal phone wire tapping. Partriot act so messed up.

So Bush is not a inocent person that is clean.

The USA cant go to hell. It has already gone to hell. It has been thru 8 years of hell. Your boy from texas screw up this county so bad that OBAMA has a very tough job a head of him.. He has to clean up a big mess.

Please don't get your hopes up. He has a huge mess left behind, and no experience leading anything. If he took a job as shift lead at McDonalds, that would be his most notable leadership position.

For a guy older than 40, that is pitiful. I had more leadership experience than that at age 23.

IF you feel you have more leadership experience then Obama, why is he the President elect and you are at your home in Texas?

why did you not run for office?

[yogib37 3]

4 more years and hopefully this will be our New President

Obama makes me Vomit.........

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Petraeus

Why do you think he would make a good president? Just because he was a General in the Army,

SO was Eisenhouser and I hear he was not the best president. He was a great General but no so great President.

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

I think the TOPIC belong to the OFF-topic section....unless there is something specific to the Philippines

If i want to read anything about politics....I will go and read or post there.....

feel free to go to ot then. this topic started off in the pi forum and it's a gray area thread, so i see no reason to move it.