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El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

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aww awesome, paula dean and robert irvine together!

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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i'm sending u pics, amby



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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i made a video of charles snoring



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Paula Deen just made mashed potatoes with a WHOLE stick of butter, 4 cups of grated cheese, 12 oz of sour cream and two packs of fried bacon. Then she deep fried a whole ham and now she is frying green asparagus.

That woman is seriously out of her mind. Seriously.

And I seriously don't like that woman. Nothing special about her cooking at all, unless you want to end up looking like her!! :P

that's why airlines allow men to carry 2 luggages, one for them and one for the wives.

why do they allow women to carry 2 pieces?! :unsure:

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i made a video of charles snoring

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1. just found out my favorite panties IN THE WORLD came from Walmart

2. and not just that....apparently the company who made them discontinued them.

3. i was going to compromise my personal ethics and now i can't

4. i am pissed because seriously, they were the BEST FITTING PANTIES IN THE WORLD

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Done with USCIS until 12/28/2020!

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1. just found out my favorite panties IN THE WORLD came from Walmart

2. and not just that....apparently the company who made them discontinued them.

3. i was going to compromise my personal ethics and now i can't

4. i am pissed because seriously, they were the BEST FITTING PANTIES IN THE WORLD

you wear panties? :blink:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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an airplane is bouncing along on it's flight path through a major thunderstorm. the lights flicker on and off frequently. the overhead bins pop open and the flight attendants struggle to keep them closed.

everyone has white knuckles from gripping the armrests. and then things get worse.

the plane suddenly drops over 500 feet in altitude. the pilot warns the passengers and flight crew via the intercom that things are not going to get better, the radar shows the storm is intensifying all around them. many passengers start praying aloud.

the airplane suddenly drops another 200 feet, and then 1000 feet!

a woman, about 22 years old, suddenly turns hysterical. she starts screaming about how she's never had the opportunity to do so many things and now she's about to die! then she screams "is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a real woman before i die!"

all of the passengers are understandably startled. then suddenly, from the forward part of the plane, a tall, handsome cowboy stands up and starts walking towards her. he takes off his shirt, revealing an upper torso of chiseled, tan muscles from working outdoors and a 6 pack that would be the envy of any bodybuilder. he approaches her, hands her the shirt, and says "iron it"

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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ok, prague beats walmart :) but just to be clear, had the company still been making them, i would have compromised my beliefs and shopped at walmart. i love them that much.

luckily there's an H&M here now, because my other faves came from there in nuernberg. surely they'll have em at the seattle store....

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"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?" ~Gandhi

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good luck finding the panties!

charles...you were totally right...the boobie fairy really did visit nessa a few times :blink:

tell me about it. somewhere out there is some poor pregnant gal missing her boobie fairy gift.

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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I don't think any pregnant woman gets missed by the boobie fairy. if not before the baby, certainly within days of birth....

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Done with USCIS until 12/28/2020!

penguinpasscanada.jpg

"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?" ~Gandhi

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You should shop for panties in Rome, specifically Intimissimi. Oh wait, they are now available at Victoria Secret. This advice comes from my lovely wife.

Happy shopping.

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