Call for Election TRUCE

[Ling Ling 22]

Hay Ling Ling the very same VJ'r 's daughter stayed the night here twice...... I wonder if I can sell her pillow but really yeah i even saw the back of her head on one of the previews hehehehe

oh are we all supposed to say it??? TRUCE hehehe sent in my ballot today

Hey Rajaa....sleepovers and I wasn't invited

So now that you're rubbing shoulders with stars, I wonder how long you'll hang with us.

Congrats on sending in you ballot.

Obama to the left, McCain to the right.

Obama to the left, McCain to the right.

You can vote however you like.

You can vote however you like.

TRUCE

[natty bumppo 297]

Ling's finally lost it.

finally ... maybe lost it a long time ago ...

[William33 110]

You're absolutely right Charles. Sorry that my attempt at equally insulting both sides would be accepted as humor.

It would have been fine, had you only included all of the 3rd party candidates.

Your attempt at reconciliation for your misdeeds reminds me of an old joke....

Christmas Party

December 1...To All Employees

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will be held

on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of

spiked eggnog and a small band will play traditional carols...feel free

to sing-along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as

Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree.

Exchanging gifts among employees can be done at this time. Please

remember to keep gifts to the agreed $10 limit.

Merry Christmas to you and yours,

Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

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December 2...To All Employees

In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish

employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday and

often coincides with Christmas (although not this year). However, from

now on we're calling this party our Holiday Party. The same policy also

applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time. There

will be no tree or Christmas carols sung.

Happy holidays to you and yours.

Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

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December 3...To All Employees

Regarding the anonymous note I received from a member of Alcoholics

Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, I'm happy to accommodate

your request but please remember that if I put a sign on the table that

reads "AA Only" you won't be anonymous any more.

In addition, we'll no longer be having a gift exchange because union

members feel that $10 is too much money.

Patti Lewis, Human Resources Director

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December 7...To All Employees

I have arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest

away from the dessert table and for pregnant members to sit closest to

the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not

have to sit with gays; each group will have its own table. And, yes,

there will be a flower arrangement for the gay men's table.

Happy now?

Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

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December 9...To All Employees

People! People! Nothing sinister was intended by wanting our CEO to

play Santa Claus. Even if the anagram for "Santa" does happen to be

"Satan." There is no evil connation to our own little "man in a red

suit."

Patti Lewis, Human Resources Director

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December 10...To All Employees

Vegetarians! I've had it with you people. We're holding this party at

Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue whether you like it or not. You can just sit

at the table farthest from the "Grill of Death" as you call it, and

you'll get salad bar only including hydroponics tomatoes. Tomatoes have

feelings too, you know. They scream when you slice them. I can hear

them now. I hope you have a rotten holiday. Drive drunk and die, you

hear me?

The ###### from Hell

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December 14...To All Employees

I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery

from her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward your cards to

her at the sanitarium. In the meantime management has decided to cancel

the Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with

full pay.

Terri Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director

I still don't understand why Patti got fired. She was doing all the right things.....

[nunyab 0]

Hay Ling Ling the very same VJ'r 's daughter stayed the night here twice...... I wonder if I can sell her pillow but really yeah i even saw the back of her head on one of the previews hehehehe

oh are we all supposed to say it??? TRUCE hehehe sent in my ballot today

Hey Rajaa....sleepovers and I wasn't invited

So now that you're rubbing shoulders with stars, I wonder how long you'll hang with us.

Congrats on sending in you ballot.

Obama to the left, McCain to the right.

Obama to the left, McCain to the right.

You can vote however you like.

You can vote however you like.

TRUCE

naaawww i also like rubbing shoulders with "kings"

I am really looking forward to watching the resaults and i am not one who likes to watch them. I would rather just wake up the next morning and find out but this time I'll be parked in front of the tv. I think this one will be close anyone else?

TRUCE

[nunyab 0]

truce?????

[Ling Ling 22]

truce?????

Sorry Master Rajaa....

you know I'm a peaceful person...but I can only take so much from a pathetic a$$hole.

If they were intelligent enough then maybe I could argue with them. But sadly they're

about as stupid as a soup sandwich.

ah, Ling's true colours appear.

As I said, do not mistake kindness for weakness.

[akdiver 3]

I wonder if, after being elected, all of Obama's sweet talk about being nice and change and such is gonna go out the window too.

As I said, do not mistake kindness for weakness.

Actually, what you said was "Do NOT fcuking take kindness for weekness."

[William33 110]

A topic quickly derailing..... Get it together people, stop the attacks...

Can we manage to stay on topic here?

VJ Moderation Team.

[SpiritAlight 1]

Forgive me LingLing et al, I did not read the thread, only your original post.

I have something interesting to add:

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics/A...ory/754952.html

Breaking news.

[nunyab 0]

truce?????

Sorry Master Rajaa....

you know I'm a peaceful person...but I can only take so much from a pathetic a$$hole.

If they were intelligent enough then maybe I could argue with them. But sadly they're

about as stupid as a soup sandwich.

You know i warned you but if you get a "time out" we will still be on the regular thread.....

A topic quickly derailing..... Get it together people, stop the attacks...

Can we manage to stay on topic here?

VJ Moderation Team.

[Ling Ling 22]

I wonder if, after being elected, all of Obama's sweet talk about being nice and change and such is gonna go out the window too.

As I said, do not mistake kindness for weakness.

Actually, what you said was "Do NOT fcuking take kindness for weekness."

AK, nothing's gone out the window on my political truce. I haven't said anything against anyone's political view or choice of candidate.

HOWEVER, I will not stand silently when an idiot post stupid hateful sh!t for no reason other than to be an a$$.

Sure, you do it too...but most of the time at least you've got some humor going for you.

Edited November 4, 2008 by Ling Ling

[akdiver 3]

December 14...To All Employees

I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery

from her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward your cards to

her at the sanitarium. In the meantime management has decided to cancel

the Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with

full pay.

Terri Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director[/b]

I still don't understand why Patti got fired. She was doing all the right things.....

See, this is an example of what I am talking about when I noted that people on VJ have reading comprehension issues. NOWHERE in that story does it say that Patti got fired. Nowhere! At the end, it notes that Patty is in a sanitarium - no doubt taking advantage of her sick leave at best, and of the FMLA at worst. That does not even HINT that Patti was fired. Edited November 4, 2008 by akdiver

[Ling Ling 22]

A topic quickly derailing..... Get it together people, stop the attacks...

Can we manage to stay on topic here?

VJ Moderation Team.

Agreed. Hopefully those derailing will get a life instead of provoking.

Thanks for stopping in

Obama to the left, McCain to the right.

Obama to the left, McCain to the right.

You can vote however you like.

You can vote however you like.

TRUCE

[nunyab 0]

December 14...To All Employees

I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery

from her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward your cards to

her at the sanitarium. In the meantime management has decided to cancel

the Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with

full pay.

Terri Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director[/b]

I still don't understand why Patti got fired. She was doing all the right things.....

See, this is an example of what I am talking about when I noted that people on VJ have reading comprehension issues. NOWHERE in that story does it say that Patti got fired. Nowhere! At the end, it notes that Patty is in a sanitarium - no doubt taking advantage of her sick leave at best, and of the FMLA at worst. That does not even HINT that Patti was fired.

heheheheh... i didn't even make it all the way through I can comprehend and I can read just didn't want to read the whole thing that' why I didn't say anything hehehehehe..... but you know that is not only on VJ either.

[akdiver 3]

AK, nothing's gone out the window on my political truce. I haven't said anything against anyone's political view or choice of candidate.HOWEVER, I will stand silently when an idiot post stupid hateful sh!t for no reason other than to be an a$$.

That's kind of like saying, "I'm not going to shoot at you because you're black - I'm just going to shoot at you because you're not white." What the hell is the difference? You're still opening fire on me.

Sure, you do it too...but most of the time at least you've got some humor going for you.

Hey, disagree with my posts if you want to. But if you think I post just to be an ###, then you're delusional (: