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There is going to be a sequel to the Jim Carey movie, The Almighty, and Barack is going to play the part of God instead of Morgan Freeman. :lol::lol: He'd be perfect for the part, as he can already walk on water and cure the worlds ills. Maybe he could even get his illegal aunt to make a cameo appearance. It would probably break all records for top grossing movie. Just think of the herds of sheep stampeding their way to the theater. :lol::lol:

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There is going to be a sequel to the Jim Carey movie, The Almighty, and Barack is going to play the part of God instead of Morgan Freeman. :lol::lol: He'd be perfect for the part, as he can already walk on water and cure the worlds ills. Maybe he could even get his illegal aunt to make a cameo appearance. It would probably break all records for top grossing movie. Just think of the herds of sheep stampeding their way to the theater. :lol::lol:

Funny you should bring that up, cause I've been wondering why so many people who say they don't believe in God plan to vote for Him to be prez. :lol:

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There is going to be a sequel to the Jim Carey movie, The Almighty, and Barack is going to play the part of God instead of Morgan Freeman. :lol::lol: He'd be perfect for the part, as he can already walk on water and cure the worlds ills. Maybe he could even get his illegal aunt to make a cameo appearance. It would probably break all records for top grossing movie. Just think of the herds of sheep stampeding their way to the theater. :lol::lol:

There's also another movie planned, with John McCain in the lead role. It's called "Grumpy Old Men III". Instead of Walter Matthau & Jack Lemmon in the lead roles it will be John McCain & Joe Lieberman. Their love interest won't be Ann Margaret... instead it will be Sarah Palin! Here's the photo:

mccain-gumpy-old-men.jpg

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There is going to be a sequel to the Jim Carey movie, The Almighty, and Barack is going to play the part of God instead of Morgan Freeman. :lol::lol: He'd be perfect for the part, as he can already walk on water and cure the worlds ills. Maybe he could even get his illegal aunt to make a cameo appearance. It would probably break all records for top grossing movie. Just think of the herds of sheep stampeding their way to the theater. :lol::lol:

There's also another movie planned, with John McCain in the lead role. It's called "Grumpy Old Men III". Instead of Walter Matthau & Jack Lemmon in the lead roles it will be John McCain & Joe Lieberman. Their love interest won't be Ann Margaret... instead it will be Sarah Palin! Here's the photo:

mccain-gumpy-old-men.jpg

Jealous because I thought of it first?

R.I.P Spooky 2004-2015

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There is going to be a sequel to the Jim Carey movie, The Almighty, and Barack is going to play the part of God instead of Morgan Freeman. :lol::lol: He'd be perfect for the part, as he can already walk on water and cure the worlds ills. Maybe he could even get his illegal aunt to make a cameo appearance. It would probably break all records for top grossing movie. Just think of the herds of sheep stampeding their way to the theater. :lol::lol:

There's also another movie planned, with John McCain in the lead role. It's called "Grumpy Old Men III". Instead of Walter Matthau & Jack Lemmon in the lead roles it will be John McCain & Joe Lieberman. Their love interest won't be Ann Margaret... instead it will be Sarah Palin! Here's the photo:

mccain-gumpy-old-men.jpg

Jealous because I thought of it first?

Nope... mine is just better :rofl:

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Especially since it was called Bruce almighty and there already was a sequel called Evan almighty. So it would have to be a trilogy :)

VW, why are you confused? Most people (like 95%) of people voting for Obama actually don't think he's God's gift to man. Just someone who they think makes a better pres than McCain. Chill, why the anger about it all?

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There is going to be a sequel to the Jim Carey movie, The Almighty, and Barack is going to play the part of God instead of Morgan Freeman. :lol::lol: He'd be perfect for the part, as he can already walk on water and cure the worlds ills. Maybe he could even get his illegal aunt to make a cameo appearance. It would probably break all records for top grossing movie. Just think of the herds of sheep stampeding their way to the theater. :lol::lol:

Funny you should bring that up, cause I've been wondering why so many people who say they don't believe in God plan to vote for Him to be prez. :lol:

Simple. He ain't no religious freak.

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There is going to be a sequel to the Jim Carey movie, The Almighty, and Barack is going to play the part of God instead of Morgan Freeman. :lol::lol: He'd be perfect for the part, as he can already walk on water and cure the worlds ills. Maybe he could even get his illegal aunt to make a cameo appearance. It would probably break all records for top grossing movie. Just think of the herds of sheep stampeding their way to the theater. :lol::lol:

Funny you should bring that up, cause I've been wondering why so many people who say they don't believe in God plan to vote for Him to be prez. :lol:

Simple. He ain't no religious freak.

He isn't a religious freak, his unquestioning followers are just freaks.

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There is going to be a sequel to the Jim Carey movie, The Almighty, and Barack is going to play the part of God instead of Morgan Freeman. :lol::lol: He'd be perfect for the part, as he can already walk on water and cure the worlds ills. Maybe he could even get his illegal aunt to make a cameo appearance. It would probably break all records for top grossing movie. Just think of the herds of sheep stampeding their way to the theater. :lol::lol:

Funny you should bring that up, cause I've been wondering why so many people who say they don't believe in God plan to vote for Him to be prez. :lol:

Simple. He ain't no religious freak.

He isn't a religious freak, his unquestioning followers are just freaks.

Sounds a lot like McCain and Palin's freaks.

Why aren't you guys all voting together?

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There is going to be a sequel to the Jim Carey movie, The Almighty, and Barack is going to play the part of God instead of Morgan Freeman. :lol::lol: He'd be perfect for the part, as he can already walk on water and cure the worlds ills. Maybe he could even get his illegal aunt to make a cameo appearance. It would probably break all records for top grossing movie. Just think of the herds of sheep stampeding their way to the theater. :lol::lol:

Funny you should bring that up, cause I've been wondering why so many people who say they don't believe in God plan to vote for Him to be prez. :lol:

Simple. He ain't no religious freak.

After 23 years with Rev. Jeremiah Wright, his religion is pretty freaky.

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There is going to be a sequel to the Jim Carey movie, The Almighty, and Barack is going to play the part of God instead of Morgan Freeman. :lol::lol: He'd be perfect for the part, as he can already walk on water and cure the worlds ills. Maybe he could even get his illegal aunt to make a cameo appearance. It would probably break all records for top grossing movie. Just think of the herds of sheep stampeding their way to the theater. :lol::lol:

Funny you should bring that up, cause I've been wondering why so many people who say they don't believe in God plan to vote for Him to be prez. :lol:

Simple. He ain't no religious freak.

After 23 years with Rev. Jeremiah Wright, his religion is pretty freaky.

Yep, and every religion that tries to force it's homophobia upon everyone else. Right?

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There is going to be a sequel to the Jim Carey movie, The Almighty, and Barack is going to play the part of God instead of Morgan Freeman. :lol::lol: He'd be perfect for the part, as he can already walk on water and cure the worlds ills. Maybe he could even get his illegal aunt to make a cameo appearance. It would probably break all records for top grossing movie. Just think of the herds of sheep stampeding their way to the theater. :lol::lol:

Funny you should bring that up, cause I've been wondering why so many people who say they don't believe in God plan to vote for Him to be prez. :lol:

Simple. He ain't no religious freak.

He isn't a religious freak, his unquestioning followers are just freaks.

:rofl:

That's the quote of the week! :thumbs:

There is going to be a sequel to the Jim Carey movie, The Almighty, and Barack is going to play the part of God instead of Morgan Freeman. :lol::lol: He'd be perfect for the part, as he can already walk on water and cure the worlds ills. Maybe he could even get his illegal aunt to make a cameo appearance. It would probably break all records for top grossing movie. Just think of the herds of sheep stampeding their way to the theater. :lol::lol:

Funny you should bring that up, cause I've been wondering why so many people who say they don't believe in God plan to vote for Him to be prez. :lol:

Simple. He ain't no religious freak.

After 23 years with Rev. Jeremiah Wright, his religion is pretty freaky.

Yep, and every religion that tries to force it's homophobia upon everyone else. Right?

You must be a one issue voter; it's all about packing chocolate for you.

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There is going to be a sequel to the Jim Carey movie, The Almighty, and Barack is going to play the part of God instead of Morgan Freeman. :lol::lol: He'd be perfect for the part, as he can already walk on water and cure the worlds ills. Maybe he could even get his illegal aunt to make a cameo appearance. It would probably break all records for top grossing movie. Just think of the herds of sheep stampeding their way to the theater. :lol::lol:

Funny you should bring that up, cause I've been wondering why so many people who say they don't believe in God plan to vote for Him to be prez. :lol:

Simple. He ain't no religious freak.

He isn't a religious freak, his unquestioning followers are just freaks.

McCainiacs calling Obama supporters "unquestioning followers" is hypocrisy to the extreme. Have you seen the McCain rallys? These tards believe anything & everything they hear, truth be damned.

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There is going to be a sequel to the Jim Carey movie, The Almighty, and Barack is going to play the part of God instead of Morgan Freeman. :lol::lol: He'd be perfect for the part, as he can already walk on water and cure the worlds ills. Maybe he could even get his illegal aunt to make a cameo appearance. It would probably break all records for top grossing movie. Just think of the herds of sheep stampeding their way to the theater. :lol::lol:

Funny you should bring that up, cause I've been wondering why so many people who say they don't believe in God plan to vote for Him to be prez. :lol:

Simple. He ain't no religious freak.

He isn't a religious freak, his unquestioning followers are just freaks.

McCainiacs calling Obama supporters "unquestioning followers" is hypocrisy to the extreme. Have you seen the McCain rallys? These tards believe anything & everything they hear, truth be damned.

Have I ever posted that I was for McCain? :devil:

R.I.P Spooky 2004-2015

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McCainiacs calling Obama supporters "unquestioning followers" is hypocrisy to the extreme. Have you seen the McCain rallys? These tards believe anything & everything they hear, truth be damned.

And what do the Obama tards do? Oh, that's right, every word from his mouth is the gospel truth. Hello pot, this is the kettle........

R.I.P Spooky 2004-2015

 

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