Yardies at home and farrin (part 9)

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Unu know seh mi naw do no wurk tideh...10 people no even show up. Mi ago leaf in a few minutes.

[Yaads 0]

But Jake a wha kind a prize dem? Yuh nah si dem a chat bout plasma tv an ting?

[PortlandAngel 0]

Forgive me Ladies, I forgot to add some names

HOLIDAY BABIES

Yardie

Sunny

Lita

sjb

jakeswife

Mrs.P

Sonshyne

Honeychild

Sus

PortlandAngel

shsssssssss don't tell ar (Kimmy)

Lawny, di minute mi find out wi have a interview me start poppin mi BC pills them, so you can tak mi off dat de list! No baby fi di nexts 2 years atleast!

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Like yah even a wear wan pretty frock

[JaHoney 3]

No holiday babies, here lawny, i dont even go back to ja until january, gotta wait till he gets here, but you know me, come january it will be my every three month pregnancy scare again...LOL..

[SupportOAFJF 0]

BUT STOP..JAKE U NO EASY..HOW WI AGO AVE 2 WINNERS..IT NO FAIR MI WANT MI COMPLIMENT FI MISELF

OK ONE MORE RASS TIME...TEK MI NAME OFFFF A DATTTT RASS LIST

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Forgive me Ladies, I forgot to add some names

HOLIDAY BABIES

Yardie

Sunny

Lita

sjb

jakeswife

Mrs.P

Sonshyne

Honeychild

Sus

PortlandAngel

shsssssssss don't tell ar (Kimmy)

Lawny, di minute mi find out wi have a interview me start poppin mi BC pills them, so you can tak mi off dat de list! No baby fi di nexts 2 years atleast!

I hear you Portland...mi just a trouble people especially the one Kimmy and Yards

[sus 70]

OK sus you win a better compliment than hotlegz because that's the timeline i was looking for,sorry girls i make the rules and the most important rule is that the person who gives me the best news wins. ok time for your gift sus. YOU HAVE THE BEST SMILE I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Thank you Jakeswife

[Yaads 0]

Lawny, di minute mi find out wi have a interview me start poppin mi BC pills them, so you can tak mi off dat de list! No baby fi di nexts 2 years atleast!

Portland - Deh VJ baby wata strong tuh rass...yuh mussi start dem pills from yesterday!

[morantbaygirl 0]

Sorry ladies this is going to be long but it was so funny to me.

Subject: HUSBAND OF THE YEAR AWARDS

Husband of the year awards

The honorable mention goes to :

The United Kingdom

...followed closely by

The United States of America

and then ................Poland

but 3rd Place must go to

.........

Greece

it was very, very close

but the runner up prize

was awarded to....

............ Serbia

and the winner of the

husband/partner of the year

......is

......... Ireland

Ya gotta love the Irish.

The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even

holding her hand..

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has Mr. in it;

Female has Male in it;

She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...

I never looked at it this way before:

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN ?

MEN tal illness

MEN strual cramps

MEN tal breakdown

MEN opause

GUY necologist

AND ..

When we have REAL trouble, it's a

HISterectomy..

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.

Send this to all the men just to annoy them ......

Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You Grow Old,

You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing

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Subject:

FW HUSBAND OF THE YEAR AWARDS

Husband of the year awards

The honorable mention goes to :

The United Kingdom

...followed closely by

The United States of America

and then ................Poland

but 3rd Place must go to

.........

Greece

it was very, very close

but the runner up prize

was awarded to....

............ Serbia

and the winner of the

husband/partner of the year

......is

......... Ireland

Ya gotta love the Irish.

The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even

holding her hand..

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has Mr. in it;

Female has Male in it;

She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...

I never looked at it this way before:

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN ?

MEN tal illness

MEN strual cramps

MEN tal breakdown

MEN opause

GUY necologist

AND ..

When we have REAL trouble, it's a

HISterectomy..

Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.

Send this to all the men just to annoy them ......

Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You Grow Old,

You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing

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[jakeswife 0]

But Jake a wha kind a prize dem? Yuh nah si dem a chat bout plasma tv an ting?

YES MI SEET but i will just encourage them to buy it.i am very persuasive and they won't know the difference

[JaHoney 3]

Ladies, i want to be in a good mood today but i am stressed today... last night D's baby mother decided she was taking a break from being a mother and dropped off all 3 of his sons at his house at 1230 midnight with 2 bags of clothes between the three of them and was like IM out!!!

He ( D) of course is stressing,about getting them to school, having enough room for them, who will watch them when he is working, etc. For the most part the aunts and grandma were helping out with the care and he was going over in the morning to get them ready for school and in the evening to ensure everyone was bathed and fed. I told him, being a single parent is not impossible, but basically the grandmother with whom the baby mother lived with, stated that the baby mother needed to get out, she was tired of her running the streets and not being responsible.

[Islandwoman 0]

Okay ladies, for the past couple of weeks I been feeling very sick. Diarrhea, nausea and just TIRED. I decided to take a pregnancy test today and it is..............................................................................

....................POSITIVE. I am in DENIAL.

Gonna redo it in three days. I just had a PAP smear last. Can this hurt the embryo.

Congrats if it is true!! What troopers you guys are, 4 children?!?!?!

[jakeswife 0]

you can add me to the list because as soon as i go home to my husband i will be jumping on top of him to get the pregnancy juice.

jakeswife

[Islandwoman 0]

He loves it so far. He keeps calling home and talking about everything he's seen here. I've heard the story about 10 times already. He's amazed at the malls the grocery stores. I filled up my cart at the grocery store and it was $110. He was stocked because we spent $100 US in Jamaica and had about 3 black bags and I was in shock. He said no wonder a lot of americans are overweight because the food is so cheap. LMAO Jackazz...

LMAO!! He's so cute. He'll be fine when you go to work tomorrow - he will have total control of the house!!