Yardies at home and farrin (part 9)

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Marlita..I'm going to have to keep trying to translate Lawny and Kimmy. I love it...don't stop it. Chat pure rawborn patios. LOL

A'rite KK;

mi seh mi di jus innah di shop a pure warait dis n warait di pickney a fling pon im mumah bway cudah nevah more dan 5 if a di mi...one right an bax innah im big ead mek im kick ovah mi seh ow pickney fi dis dem maddah so if a di mi...my maddah wouda ring mi neck til eh bruck aff

[JaHoney 3]

Hey ladies, im finally caught up. I have been busy ripping and running all day. Claire, i got a 3 bedroom house not an apartment, but thanks for the well wishes. hell we bout to be eating mayonnaise sandwiches this month...LOL

Jalove, your baby is a cutie and i concur she looks just like her dad to me

SOl, i will check out your post in a few/

Yall tell Sunray dont be asking bout me if she cant call no one ( im pouting)...LOL... i know she is a semi newlywed Kinda sorta so im trying to respect her time by not calling.

Lawny, wha gwaan??

Kimmy, I want both of those girls, they are so dang cute!!!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

honey i'm here my hubby been sick with hives so i'm taking care of him...I'm about to grater some bizzy for him to drink

[JaHoney 3]

Lawny im gonna attempt to translate what you just wrote, something about a bad azz 5 year old, who you wanted to thump him in his head and you were in a store somewhere and his momma didnt do nothing to control him?? am i close?

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Lawny im gonna attempt to translate what you just wrote, something about a bad azz 5 year old, who you wanted to thump him in his head and you were in a store somewhere and his momma didnt do nothing to control him?? am i close?

dwl...yes he called his mom a stupid fat B my mouth was wide open then he kept calling her a fool and stupid and daddy thinks you stupid and fat

[Jonesie 1]

Oh I forgot to answer the question - I'm 1 year 5 months older than hubby

Edited November 11, 2008 by Jonesie

[JaHoney 3]

I swear its colder than a witches titty here, i told my sons yall enjoy the heat in this apartment while yall can cause once we move, its pure put on a sweater or some extra clothes all day, since i gotta pay to heat more space....LOL

we got a fireplace and once im sure of how to use it and arent worried about burning us up, we will use that. Yall , i swear im so nervous about taking on a house... but its time, if i stay in my apartment one more month im gonna run screaming due to lack of space.

[solsoeur 0]

Lawny im gonna attempt to translate what you just wrote, something about a bad azz 5 year old, who you wanted to thump him in his head and you were in a store somewhere and his momma didnt do nothing to control him?? am i close?

dwl...yes he called his mom a stupid fat B my mouth was wide open then he kept calling her a fool and stupid and daddy thinks you stupid and fat

OK HE NEEDED TO BE BEAT BUT I BET THE DADDY DON'T RESPECT THE MOM AND HAS SAID THINGS THAT THE CHILD HAS OVERHEARD HENCE CHILD THINKS IT IS OK TO SPEAK TO MOTHER LIKE THIS. MOTHER NEEDS TO PUT DAD AND CHILD IN CHECK

[sus 70]

Honey, if you haven't used a fireplace before, please make sure someone with experiences shows you how to do it and how to open the flue - In college, we had a house full of smoke and soot once - not fun to try to clean up!

[Shemmy 4]

Honey, if you haven't used a fireplace before, please make sure someone with experiences shows you how to do it and how to open the flue - In college, we had a house full of smoke and soot once - not fun to try to clean up!

We have a gas one and have no idea how to light the pilot

[sus 70]

Lawny, that is so bad - I agree with you Sol that it probably came out of his father's mouth - Sometimes though, it's hard not to laugh - My friend's son told his father off when he was about 4 - called him a no good mofo to his face - I had to bite my tongue, had tears streaming down my face - cause I knew it was not something he should have over heard, or repeated, but the kid hit the nail on the head!!

[JaHoney 3]

people who are northerners and live up here are so phocking dumb sometime, every year the first snowfall we got car accidents and spin outs everywhere this morning on a damn teaspoon of snow...#######..if you live in michigan you should be prepared and used to this #######. Its colder than hell here and with the below freezing temps course them two snowflakes gonna ice up the roads... dumb azzes.... ( shaking head) make the morning commute take all day cause folks wanna act brand new....

Im dont venting...

oh yeah, worked yesterday, got head butted by a 7 year old, who needs an exorcism, so i put him in the locked time out room and then i got to change some grown folk turds off the 5 year old who called me a bytch cause i told him to wipe his own azz....LOL

I love my job, is my new mantra....$$$$$$$..gotta keep that in mind.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Honey, if you haven't used a fireplace before, please make sure someone with experiences shows you how to do it and how to open the flue - In college, we had a house full of smoke and soot once - not fun to try to clean up!

We have a gas one and have no idea how to light the pilot

Manya -- u still at work?

[sus 70]

Honey, if you haven't used a fireplace before, please make sure someone with experiences shows you how to do it and how to open the flue - In college, we had a house full of smoke and soot once - not fun to try to clean up!

We have a gas one and have no idea how to light the pilot

LOL - Get long handled matches - you turn the gas on and hold the match in front of the pilot. It's just like lighting a grill - just make sure you do it quickly after you turn the pilot on.

[Shemmy 4]

Honey, if you haven't used a fireplace before, please make sure someone with experiences shows you how to do it and how to open the flue - In college, we had a house full of smoke and soot once - not fun to try to clean up!

We have a gas one and have no idea how to light the pilot

Manya -- u still at work?

Nope, I'm home. Had to catch the stupid subway home