Yardies at home and farrin (part 9)

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Woman faints after orgasm in HWT - Sex toy falls from legs during excitement

Dwayne Mcleod, Staff Reporter

November 7, 2008

Vendors in Half-Way Tree, St Andrew, just can't stop talking about a bizarre incident that took place there last week.

Tongues have been wagging about a self-pleasuring instrument that fell from under a woman's skirt when she collapsed while standing along Constant Spring Road, just in front of the Nelson Mandela Park.

Witnessed the incident

When THE WEEKEND STAR visited the area Wednesday evening, at least four persons claimed to witnessed the incident. Others heard about it.

"How unnu STAR people tan suh, unnu did haffi hear dat eeeh...Unnu cudn't mek da one ya pass," a vendor, Max Gooden remarked before continuing to demand a 'small' fee for information he had. "Unnu ting ago sell off eno, gimmi a smalls man."

Reports are that last Friday some time after 9 p.m., the woman was waiting on a bus when she suddenly fell.

Wait pon bus

"Di woman stand up good, good a wait pon bus and she jus drop sudden suh...Me an di res a man dem a seh like babes, 'get up, hush', but afta couple seconds wi see seh she naw get up so wi rush go rescue har," he said.

He then continued, "When wi go ova to har is like seh she did knock out cause she naw move but yu coulda see seh she still a breathe cause har belly did a move up and dung."

Another man, Kevin Forbes interrupted and remarked; "a di freak woman unnu a chat bout". He was urged by Gooden to assist in telling the tale of what had happened.

After cracking a few jokes about the woman, Forbes continued; "When wi realise seh she couldn't get up by harself, wi lif har up, a deh so joke start pop now."

Instrument fell out

The men claim that the instrument fell out as they lifted her off the ground. "She lucky seh she get back har strength quick, cause when di ting drop and wi look and see seh a dat, a pure laughing," Gooden said.

"Di woman not even brush off harself, when she see seh a dat mek wi a laugh she grab it up fast, fast and chuck it inna har bag and walk go dung a di stoplight go stand up and tek one taxi."

The men believe that the woman fainted because she continuously had an orgasm. "Nuttin but di ting feel so good a vibrate pon har, she jus come and come and come til she weak out and cudn't even stand up nuh more," one of the men said.

Following our visit to Half-Way Tree, THE STAR sought a doctor's advice on whether an orgasm could have caused the young woman's collapse.

Dr Alverston Bailey, past president of the Medical Association of Jamaica, said; "There are some vibrators that can be attached to her underclothes and controlled by a remote. It can induce a fairly intense orgasm especially if it is one which has direct contact with her #######...An orgasm could create a euphoric feeling and could perhaps make her feel a little dizzy."

He said however that he could not say if that was the reason for her fainting spell. "Unless the person is seen and examined then I couldn't say that's what caused it," Dr Bailey said

Yuh wodda muss se dis

[^KK^ 3]

Whoye...packed house this afternoon.

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yAADS..WAH GWAAN..HOW WASDI WKEND

Hey It was alright. We went to see Madagascar 2 - it was good, I fell asleep but enjoyed the parts I saw

We are now up to 4 frogs in the house My mom works at a school nearby and she says the school is running with frogs as well. It is going to be the death of me. They are so tricky little things. I covered one with a box and put a case of pop on top to weigh it down. Wouldn't you know that frog was out of that darn box in 10 mins flat I have no idea how that happened. Ugh just thinking about these frogs makes me sick.

How was yours?

Did anyone do anything fun this weekend?

I finally clean my house (without Lawny's help, of course ) on Saturday and cleaned out the fridge on Sunday. I took it easy after I was done. I was stuck to the couch watching mindless TV

I scrubbed down my frige last weekend. Doesn't it feel nice to open it and see it so clean and organized?

Yes it does

[Shemmy 4]

I can't drink RUM...I had Sunny watah dung my daqs and I still got tipsy...

We had a damn ball...Manya your husband is fun. I took Marcel a while to get out his shell, but lord help us.

Kimmy, TUMP tump, bax, tump, bax sum more, den kick ovah....bout a mi bring di rum.

Sunny, see if you can get the goat meat next week. don't want until Thanksgiving or you might not get none....I'm going home I've had a very rough night.

Oh, Sunny the bottle of rumcream dun

Marcel came outta his shell right before we left

Take care of Marcel. Hope he feels better soon.

[*SunRay* 1]

I can't drink RUM...I had Sunny watah dung my daqs and I still got tipsy...

We had a damn ball...Manya your husband is fun. I took Marcel a while to get out his shell, but lord help us.

Kimmy, TUMP tump, bax, tump, bax sum more, den kick ovah....bout a mi bring di rum.

Sunny, see if you can get the goat meat next week. don't want until Thanksgiving or you might not get none....I'm going home I've had a very rough night.

Oh, Sunny the bottle of rumcream dun

LMAO... You drank all the rumcream Lawns.... Ray was all over the place. I think he was just excited to see some other jamaican men. LMAO Marcel is cool and laid back. You have to tell me where to go for the goat meat.

Where is Honey????

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LMAO... You drank all the rumcream Lawns.... Ray was all over the place. I think he was just excited to see some other jamaican men. LMAO Marcel is cool and laid back. You have to tell me where to go for the goat meat.

Where is Honey????

Lawny wah mek u woan tap walk wid yuh rum head self everyweh

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Hey Yardies!

Kimmy, love the pics of the girls. Tru Cuties!

Hey Gilli! Miss you girl.

Ray and I had a wonderful time out with KK, Manya and Lawns. Can't wait to hang out again with you guy's. He loved having company at the house.

Welcome back Sunny! How's it been? I saw your pics and those were so cute! Been wanting to exchange "new arrival" stories.

I had a BBQ this weekend and met fellow VJ yardie Tricia B. and her husband and son. They were very cool folks. It was nice to meet someone in person from here finally.

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Lawny...rampin does not make one busy

A dat me a sey to

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awww..when u talk to Tricia, Lita tell her hey for me..

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but i just wanna ge ta rag ..she is cooing up a storm now..talkin to the walls..loves ppl in her face

Kimmy - your babies are beautiful.

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The wait is really getting to me today. I figure I should get the NOA2 within the next 4 weeks but I feel like this is taking forever. I just had to come and vent to the ones who would understand.

Thanks,

Awwwww....girl. Hang in there. It will soon come.

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Sorry, but I love me some Sangsters Rum Cream. I didn't know I would finish it in 4 hours. That's a long long time fi di drink

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awww..when u talk to Tricia, Lita tell her hey for me..

Will do. She ask about some folks ova yahso.

[*SunRay* 1]

Hey Yardies!

Kimmy, love the pics of the girls. Tru Cuties!

Hey Gilli! Miss you girl.

Ray and I had a wonderful time out with KK, Manya and Lawns. Can't wait to hang out again with you guy's. He loved having company at the house.

Welcome back Sunny! How's it been? I saw your pics and those were so cute! Been wanting to exchange "new arrival" stories.

I had a BBQ this weekend and met fellow VJ yardie Tricia B. and her husband and son. They were very cool folks. It was nice to meet someone in person from here finally.

Girl Lita it has been lots of fun and let me tell you, there's nothing that he doesn't like to eat. He's so easy to please. lol

It is really nice to hang out with folks from here. Everyone has been great! The first night he jumped on the bed and said honey take my picture. LMAO. He's so much fun.

[*JG* 2]

I am not a huge video game person either - But my nephews have Guitar hero (noisy gift of Aunt Sus, lol ) It is so much fun -

That is what I want.

I can't drink RUM...I had Sunny watah dung my daqs and I still got tipsy...

We had a damn ball...Manya your husband is fun. I took Marcel a while to get out his shell, but lord help us.

Kimmy, TUMP tump, bax, tump, bax sum more, den kick ovah....bout a mi bring di rum.

Sunny, see if you can get the goat meat next week. don't want until Thanksgiving or you might not get none....I'm going home I've had a very rough night.

Oh, Sunny the bottle of rumcream dun

I've got some goat in my freezer. Want me to mail it?