Yardies at home and farrin (part 9)

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yAADS..WAH GWAAN..HOW WASDI WKEND

Hey It was alright. We went to see Madagascar 2 - it was good, I fell asleep but enjoyed the parts I saw

We are now up to 4 frogs in the house My mom works at a school nearby and she says the school is running with frogs as well. It is going to be the death of me. They are so tricky little things. I covered one with a box and put a case of pop on top to weigh it down. Wouldn't you know that frog was out of that darn box in 10 mins flat I have no idea how that happened. Ugh just thinking about these frogs makes me sick.

How was yours?

Did anyone do anything fun this weekend?

I finally clean my house (without Lawny's help, of course ) on Saturday and cleaned out the fridge on Sunday. I took it easy after I was done. I was stuck to the couch watching mindless TV

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but i just wanna ge ta rag ..she is cooing up a storm now..talkin to the walls..loves ppl in her face

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DISCLAIMER: Read if unu wah DWL

Woman faints after orgasm in HWT - Sex toy falls from legs during excitement

Dwayne Mcleod, Staff Reporter

November 7, 2008

Vendors in Half-Way Tree, St Andrew, just can't stop talking about a bizarre incident that took place there last week.

Tongues have been wagging about a self-pleasuring instrument that fell from under a woman's skirt when she collapsed while standing along Constant Spring Road, just in front of the Nelson Mandela Park.

Witnessed the incident

When THE WEEKEND STAR visited the area Wednesday evening, at least four persons claimed to witnessed the incident. Others heard about it.

"How unnu STAR people tan suh, unnu did haffi hear dat eeeh...Unnu cudn't mek da one ya pass," a vendor, Max Gooden remarked before continuing to demand a 'small' fee for information he had. "Unnu ting ago sell off eno, gimmi a smalls man."

Reports are that last Friday some time after 9 p.m., the woman was waiting on a bus when she suddenly fell.

Wait pon bus

"Di woman stand up good, good a wait pon bus and she jus drop sudden suh...Me an di res a man dem a seh like babes, 'get up, hush', but afta couple seconds wi see seh she naw get up so wi rush go rescue har," he said.

He then continued, "When wi go ova to har is like seh she did knock out cause she naw move but yu coulda see seh she still a breathe cause har belly did a move up and dung."

Another man, Kevin Forbes interrupted and remarked; "a di freak woman unnu a chat bout". He was urged by Gooden to assist in telling the tale of what had happened.

After cracking a few jokes about the woman, Forbes continued; "When wi realise seh she couldn't get up by harself, wi lif har up, a deh so joke start pop now."

Instrument fell out

The men claim that the instrument fell out as they lifted her off the ground. "She lucky seh she get back har strength quick, cause when di ting drop and wi look and see seh a dat, a pure laughing," Gooden said.

"Di woman not even brush off harself, when she see seh a dat mek wi a laugh she grab it up fast, fast and chuck it inna har bag and walk go dung a di stoplight go stand up and tek one taxi."

The men believe that the woman fainted because she continuously had an orgasm. "Nuttin but di ting feel so good a vibrate pon har, she jus come and come and come til she weak out and cudn't even stand up nuh more," one of the men said.

Following our visit to Half-Way Tree, THE STAR sought a doctor's advice on whether an orgasm could have caused the young woman's collapse.

Dr Alverston Bailey, past president of the Medical Association of Jamaica, said; "There are some vibrators that can be attached to her underclothes and controlled by a remote. It can induce a fairly intense orgasm especially if it is one which has direct contact with her #######...An orgasm could create a euphoric feeling and could perhaps make her feel a little dizzy."

He said however that he could not say if that was the reason for her fainting spell. "Unless the person is seen and examined then I couldn't say that's what caused it," Dr Bailey said

I'M MAD THEY PUT THAT WOMAN'S BUSINESS ON FRONT STREET!

[clairern 0]

I ladies good morning;

What did I miss. Whose married, PREGNANT, traveleing, got approved, got a date.

Guh back go read Me still a wait pon yuh

Sus or Yardie.....do you have a smiley my I got a big heart happy dance?????

Here's a couple:

Weather Woman

Ahhh that's cute!

I like the dancing #######.

where, where????

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SBJ- how was Soul Man? Did Damien like it? Ryan is so funny when it comes to movies. He likes action films.

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but i just wanna ge ta rag ..she is cooing up a storm now..talkin to the walls..loves ppl in her face

wah do u...low di pickney...look ow it so cute...wait til she big mi ago tell ar

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but i just wanna ge ta rag ..she is cooing up a storm now..talkin to the walls..loves ppl in her face

wah do u...low di pickney...look ow it so cute...wait til she big mi ago tell ar

galang..a mi a di modda..s he ago tun round an ask mi if she fi listen to yuh

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SBJ- how was Soul Man? Did Damien like it? Ryan is so funny when it comes to movies. He likes action films.

It was okay...funny as hell. We are both silly so we like comedies. Plus, it was my turn to choose the movie Next week we'll go see Role Models, his choice .

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haven't been to the movies in years..i bought Kimora Tinker Bell last night..hubby got free movie tickets from his job for his b-day we still haven't used them

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hi GILLI...(WAVIN AN CAN'T STOP)... ...

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MICH..I SEE U I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY...CHAT TO MI SELF

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Part 9!!!!! Onnuh NAAAAH joke!!!!

Hope all is well with everyone! Ok...I am FINALLY getting our AOS together! Couple of questions...

1). I can't find my W2's. I have a pretty dyam good feeling that the bloodclaat embassy took them when Ken had his interview! I have my 1040's...should I submit w/o W2's or chase down my last 3 employers to get another copy?

2). Should I submit info about KJ (Ken's son) on the AOS forms??? My K1 app had his info...but he is still not here and honestly it's looking like we will have to file for him separately cause I doubt we will make the March 2009 deadline to get him up here.

3). Finally...does anyone have a good phone # to call USCIS...like the visa center's # (202-663-1225), but for the AOS part??

Thanks and again...even though I'm not on often I still think and love my VJ Yardie Fam!!

Gill

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COME ON MORANT..U NO KETCH UP YET

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hi GILLI...(WAVIN AN CAN'T STOP)... ...

Wat ah weh yuh girls dem PRETTY!!! Dem mussi tek afta Kashi!! LOLOLOLOL (Yuh dun know seh a joke mi ah mek!!) Dem both look the spittin image ah yuh! Especially Kim-Kim!!!

[dillon 6]

The wait is really getting to me today. I figure I should get the NOA2 within the next 4 weeks but I feel like this is taking forever. I just had to come and vent to the ones who would understand.

Thanks,