Yardies at home and farrin (part 9)

[*JG* 2]

Yaads yuh right...but as soon as a kid is too active..here u go precription..no sah a no so u gotta run tests and all that. But my friend is partly to blame..she buys her anything everything..i talk to kimora she better not shake her head at me..not that ish off her body. I need yes mommy and eye contact..i told this little girl to not to put her hand in the freezer ice..she hid watching if i was looking at her and dipped her hand in the ice and i caught her.

If you lended someone twenty dollars, when is it a good time to ask for it back? a week?

I guess it depends if u know their situation..or what were the circumstances when u lent the money..if there was no agreement thats different case

That depends on the doctor. My son was diagnosed with ADHD when he was small. There is much more it entails then just writing a prescription.

[Shemmy 4]

Thats right Shem..how is the house hunt ?

It went well. First, we have to figure out what area we're going to live in first

You guys are on the house hunt?! But I coulda swore you just moved in to a new place. Good luck with the hunt. I don't know how A and I will ever decide on a place to live

Hello. We moved into our place over the summer. We were suppose to rent to buy but it isn't big enough. There are so many new housing developments in our area. We looked at 10 big models home...beautiful.

We can't move until 2010 but it's good to know how much money, what credit issues we need to work now on, etc.....

Edited November 10, 2008 by sjb1221

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Woman faints after orgasm in HWT - Sex toy falls from legs during excitement

Dwayne Mcleod, Staff Reporter

November 7, 2008

Vendors in Half-Way Tree, St Andrew, just can't stop talking about a bizarre incident that took place there last week.

Tongues have been wagging about a self-pleasuring instrument that fell from under a woman's skirt when she collapsed while standing along Constant Spring Road, just in front of the Nelson Mandela Park.

Witnessed the incident

When THE WEEKEND STAR visited the area Wednesday evening, at least four persons claimed to witnessed the incident. Others heard about it.

"How unnu STAR people tan suh, unnu did haffi hear dat eeeh...Unnu cudn't mek da one ya pass," a vendor, Max Gooden remarked before continuing to demand a 'small' fee for information he had. "Unnu ting ago sell off eno, gimmi a smalls man."

Reports are that last Friday some time after 9 p.m., the woman was waiting on a bus when she suddenly fell.

Wait pon bus

"Di woman stand up good, good a wait pon bus and she jus drop sudden suh...Me an di res a man dem a seh like babes, 'get up, hush', but afta couple seconds wi see seh she naw get up so wi rush go rescue har," he said.

He then continued, "When wi go ova to har is like seh she did knock out cause she naw move but yu coulda see seh she still a breathe cause har belly did a move up and dung."

Another man, Kevin Forbes interrupted and remarked; "a di freak woman unnu a chat bout". He was urged by Gooden to assist in telling the tale of what had happened.

After cracking a few jokes about the woman, Forbes continued; "When wi realise seh she couldn't get up by harself, wi lif har up, a deh so joke start pop now."

Instrument fell out

The men claim that the instrument fell out as they lifted her off the ground. "She lucky seh she get back har strength quick, cause when di ting drop and wi look and see seh a dat, a pure laughing," Gooden said.

"Di woman not even brush off harself, when she see seh a dat mek wi a laugh she grab it up fast, fast and chuck it inna har bag and walk go dung a di stoplight go stand up and tek one taxi."

The men believe that the woman fainted because she continuously had an orgasm. "Nuttin but di ting feel so good a vibrate pon har, she jus come and come and come til she weak out and cudn't even stand up nuh more," one of the men said.

Following our visit to Half-Way Tree, THE STAR sought a doctor's advice on whether an orgasm could have caused the young woman's collapse.

Dr Alverston Bailey, past president of the Medical Association of Jamaica, said; "There are some vibrators that can be attached to her underclothes and controlled by a remote. It can induce a fairly intense orgasm especially if it is one which has direct contact with her #######...An orgasm could create a euphoric feeling and could perhaps make her feel a little dizzy."

He said however that he could not say if that was the reason for her fainting spell. "Unless the person is seen and examined then I couldn't say that's what caused it," Dr Bailey said

[^KK^ 3]

You see...I'm working on being more blunt with how I feel. I lent it on Thursday and was told that I would get it back on Friday (pay day). It's now monday. I'm not hurting for $20 but it's the principle and it's bothering me. I am going to ask for it today.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Lawny is that lady ur sister ?

You see...I'm working on being more blunt with how I feel. I lent it on Thursday and was told that I would get it back on Friday (pay day). It's now monday. I'm not hurting for $20 but it's the principle and it's bothering me. I am going to ask for it today.

exactly..dats why mi an ppl cyaan gree cause i'm about principle..always

[Yaads 0]

Lawny is that lady ur sister ?

Lawd Lawns what a story. Darn Star a embarrass deh poor woman

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

BANDY Leg...gwanne ramp wid mi...

[SupportOAFJF 0]

BANDY Leg...gwanne ramp wid mi...

ok everytime i see Tahlia's drool i wanna wipe it...kikiii

[Shemmy 4]

FROGS!! FIND ME A SMILEY THAT IS RUNNING UP A WALL....

IT WA OK, I DIDN'T DO MUCH STAYED HOME WITH THE GIRLS SATURDAY CAUSE OF THE WEATHER.MY SIS TOLD ME MADAGASCAR WA FUNNY...

Damien and I went to see Soul Men yesterday. I'm not a movie person but I love Bernie Mac. All the Madagascar shows were sold out. My daughter and I may see it tomorrow. We love the first one.

[1luv 1]

Lawny I read abt that last week.

[*JG* 2]

DISCLAIMER: Read if unu wah DWL

Woman faints after orgasm in HWT - Sex toy falls from legs during excitement

Dwayne Mcleod, Staff Reporter

November 7, 2008

Vendors in Half-Way Tree, St Andrew, just can't stop talking about a bizarre incident that took place there last week.

Tongues have been wagging about a self-pleasuring instrument that fell from under a woman's skirt when she collapsed while standing along Constant Spring Road, just in front of the Nelson Mandela Park.

Witnessed the incident

When THE WEEKEND STAR visited the area Wednesday evening, at least four persons claimed to witnessed the incident. Others heard about it.

"How unnu STAR people tan suh, unnu did haffi hear dat eeeh...Unnu cudn't mek da one ya pass," a vendor, Max Gooden remarked before continuing to demand a 'small' fee for information he had. "Unnu ting ago sell off eno, gimmi a smalls man."

Reports are that last Friday some time after 9 p.m., the woman was waiting on a bus when she suddenly fell.

Wait pon bus

"Di woman stand up good, good a wait pon bus and she jus drop sudden suh...Me an di res a man dem a seh like babes, 'get up, hush', but afta couple seconds wi see seh she naw get up so wi rush go rescue har," he said.

He then continued, "When wi go ova to har is like seh she did knock out cause she naw move but yu coulda see seh she still a breathe cause har belly did a move up and dung."

Another man, Kevin Forbes interrupted and remarked; "a di freak woman unnu a chat bout". He was urged by Gooden to assist in telling the tale of what had happened.

After cracking a few jokes about the woman, Forbes continued; "When wi realise seh she couldn't get up by harself, wi lif har up, a deh so joke start pop now."

Instrument fell out

The men claim that the instrument fell out as they lifted her off the ground. "She lucky seh she get back har strength quick, cause when di ting drop and wi look and see seh a dat, a pure laughing," Gooden said.

"Di woman not even brush off harself, when she see seh a dat mek wi a laugh she grab it up fast, fast and chuck it inna har bag and walk go dung a di stoplight go stand up and tek one taxi."

The men believe that the woman fainted because she continuously had an orgasm. "Nuttin but di ting feel so good a vibrate pon har, she jus come and come and come til she weak out and cudn't even stand up nuh more," one of the men said.

Following our visit to Half-Way Tree, THE STAR sought a doctor's advice on whether an orgasm could have caused the young woman's collapse.

Dr Alverston Bailey, past president of the Medical Association of Jamaica, said; "There are some vibrators that can be attached to her underclothes and controlled by a remote. It can induce a fairly intense orgasm especially if it is one which has direct contact with her #######...An orgasm could create a euphoric feeling and could perhaps make her feel a little dizzy."

He said however that he could not say if that was the reason for her fainting spell. "Unless the person is seen and examined then I couldn't say that's what caused it," Dr Bailey said

WTH?

OMG, this is way too funny.

You see...I'm working on being more blunt with how I feel. I lent it on Thursday and was told that I would get it back on Friday (pay day). It's now monday. I'm not hurting for $20 but it's the principle and it's bothering me. I am going to ask for it today.

I would then.

[1luv 1]

BANDY Leg...gwanne ramp wid mi...

ok everytime i see Tahlia's drool i wanna wipe it...kikiii

mek it tan. Its too cute

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Lawny is that lady ur sister ?

Lawd Lawns what a story. Darn Star a embarrass deh poor woman

Yards; I use to ask my uncle to save the Star for me all the time. The best story I ever saw was the man with the 12(inch) member who had it saluting for 36 hours and his wife went to file a police report for abuse cause she can't tek no more and the gay couple that beat each other up in the courtroom.

[sus 70]

LMAO, Lawny - I love the Star too - the drama posts in there are hysterical.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Bandy -- mek di pickney mout run watah. I loved it when my son did that.