Yardies at home and farrin (part 9)

[shrewdgal 0]

As for missionary-ism I did missionary work. It definitely has its challenges. I actually ended up falling in love with JA because of mission work that I did there. Some are called to it and others aren't but it definitely isn't an easy path to walk down.

yaads....are you reading my memoirs? hahahaha

Ya'll have hair on your legs?

Some of us aren't sleeping next to the monument every night - not too worried about what the legs feel like!

[Yaads 0]

As for missionary-ism I did missionary work. It definitely has its challenges. I actually ended up falling in love with JA because of mission work that I did there. Some are called to it and others aren't but it definitely isn't an easy path to walk down.

yaads....are you reading my memoirs? hahahaha

LOL Very similar stories huh? How cool is that!

[sus 70]

Jokes of the day (disclaimer - I will poke fun at anyone - sorry in advance blondes, but these were funny)

BLONDE LOGIC

Two blondes living in St. Louis were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Hellooooo, can you see Florida ?"

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CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just ####### in the carburetor."

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

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SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if

he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would

get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then

today you expect me to show it to you!"

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RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees

another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I

get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts

back, "You ARE on the other side."

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AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her

body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,

then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee

and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she

touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

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KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the

wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the

trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,

"PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

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BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day The Russian

said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the

Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at

night!"

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IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She

rolled the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, "If

you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

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FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,

and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that

one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"Duhhhhh ......," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

[clairern 0]

You guys have me rolling!

So i figured out that if I sit in the sofa next to the window I pick up real good signal from my neighbor upstairs.

Good girl. Have you been to Sally's yet? I know you are going to get hooked. Whenever I go back to Bklyn, that is always my first stop I am looking forward to my trip over Thanksgiving. their fried chicken, stew peas are my favorite.

[sus 70]

You guys have me rolling!

So i figured out that if I sit in the sofa next to the window I pick up real good signal from my neighbor upstairs.

Good girl. Have you been to Sally's yet? I know you are going to get hooked. Whenever I go back to Bklyn, that is always my first stop I am looking forward to my trip over Thanksgiving. their fried chicken, stew peas are my favorite.

I wanna go

Claire, what days are you in NY? I think we are going to see Machel Montano at Club Tobago in Queens on the 26th -

[*JG* 2]

Jokes of the day (disclaimer - I will poke fun at anyone - sorry in advance blondes, but these were funny)

BLONDE LOGIC

Two blondes living in St. Louis were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Hellooooo, can you see Florida ?"

________________________________

CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just ####### in the carburetor."

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

________________________________

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if

he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would

get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then

today you expect me to show it to you!"

________________________________

RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees

another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I

get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts

back, "You ARE on the other side."

________________________________

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her

body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,

then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee

and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she

touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

_______________________________

KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the

wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the

trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,

"PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

________________________________

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day The Russian

said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the

Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at

night!"

________________________________

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She

rolled the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, "If

you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

________________________________

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,

and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that

one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"Duhhhhh ......," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

Dillon.....did you see joke #1????????????????????????????????????

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

I have to CONFESS....I just ate 1 bullah and an entire PEAR. I tried not to eat the entire thing but it was so good.

[dillon 6]

JG- that is funny. Good thing I'm not blonde!

[Yaads 0]

Sus Glad I am not blonde either

Edited November 6, 2008 by Yaads

[*JG* 2]

JG- that is funny. Good thing I'm not blonde!

What color would you say you are? I say dirty blonde. I have to go look back at my pictures.

I have to CONFESS....I just ate 1 bullah and an entire PEAR. I tried not to eat the entire thing but it was so good.

I know if I tell my hubby he's going to finish the sentence with ..."poop in the air." Poor Marcel.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

My hair is BLONDE

[dillon 6]

JG- that is funny. Good thing I'm not blonde!

What color would you say you are? I say dirty blonde. I have to go look back at my pictures.

My real color is a brownish/black...I get highlights and it looks blondish.

[*JG* 2]

Marlita.....was this seriously on the ballot.....

Measure R: An ordinance changing the name of the city-owned Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant to the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

JG- that is funny. Good thing I'm not blonde!

What color would you say you are? I say dirty blonde. I have to go look back at my pictures.

My real color is a brownish/black...I get highlights and it looks blondish.

That's close enough!

My hair is BLONDE

Huh? I need to see a picture.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

It's gray now from all the stress.

[Yaads 0]

Marlita.....was this seriously on the ballot.....

Measure R: An ordinance changing the name of the city-owned Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant to the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

What?!? Where did you see that JG?