Yardies at home and farrin (part 9)

[morantbaygirl 0]

Sunny real country man

Morant, trust him..he knows how he's Jamaican

Kimmy u are right he even told me once he was a psychatrist because he has studied human behavior .

I really love when he tells me he know what i am thing because he can read minds .

H eis Jamican fa true and he can do everything and he knows everything, he says he is a professional .

[Marlita 0]

TOYS? Lawd, if iI mention that to my husband he might leave mi. Not my cup of tea anyway.

Aw toys are fun! I'm like the White chick on the game...they be doing some freaky stuff.....hmmm....they are getting a divorce now though.

'Lita, my husband HATES the ideas of toys too! That is a big no-no for him, when I talk about using them. He seriously takes it as some sort of personal attack against his manhood, like it's something he's not doing. I'm like "bay, you're not here! That's the reason why I have to use them sometimes, I gotta make it through til my next visit! " I have a feeling though that once he's here, the toys might have to go...

Girl just get the toys bring em with you next time and just dominate im rass! He will eat it up and pretty much do whatever you want at that point. The fact that his wifey is his little freaky deaky...oh yeah...he'll like the toys then. Depends on the toys too, start him off light.

The toys I got...he will DEFINITELY not like....maybe the bullet....but that's the smallest, and most sensible looking thing I have...everything else is elongated, beaded, goes in every other direction, and multiple vibrating speeds!!

ok, well you's a little outta control...i was thinking alot simpler. hhahaa

[Ellsinlove 2]

Night Lawny - I need to go soon too - I have to write a paper

bwoy i'm not lookin forward to that again in Jan.

I am just not motivated this semester, worse than usual - I think cause I have been working so much - and then VJ is distracting me, lol

I'm feeling the same way....SUPPOSED to be writing a 4-5 page paper (due 2 days ago...yikes!) and would rather play on Facebook and read through this site!

[sus 70]

You guys have me rolling!

So i figured out that if I sit in the sofa next to the window I pick up real good signal from my neighbor upstairs.

LMAO - I am in my house and can't pick up my own signal - I am picking up my neighbor's crystal clear too cause I am in the den - I think the stone fireplace is blocking mine.

Yeah, I was paying for internet but half the time it connected to someone else's wifi, I figure I am wasting money. when my caan just thief it!

Trust me, I used to tief it in my condo - My mommy pays for the net, though, lol - I just added a router

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

WHEW! Just caught up on this thread from pg 120 to now and you all have me cracking up here! Thanks for the warm welcome too! Now I don't know whether to comment on the bamboo, the bowcat, the poor baby with the cute pierced ears, more funny sleeping antics or machete landscaping! This is great entertainment!

Hey Ells...I'm not sure if you said so earlier in this thread, but clearly you can see that these ladies can chat, and for me to try to go back to look for the info could take all night...so how far along in the process are you? Where is your SO from?

[PortlandAngel 0]

WHEW! Just caught up on this thread from pg 120 to now and you all have me cracking up here! Thanks for the warm welcome too! Now I don't know whether to comment on the bamboo, the bowcat, the poor baby with the cute pierced ears, more funny sleeping antics or machete landscaping! This is great entertainment!

Mi nuh! mi caan just cut the cable off now, cause mi definatly get more laughs on here!

[*SunRay* 1]

Morant,

I can understand. Our neigbors tree was growing so wild that it was touching our deck. Why did Ray climb in the tree and cut the entire middle out of the tree with one of my Heckles knives... He wanted to cut more, but I said hell to the naw. Everytime I came back outside it was like TIMBERRRRRRRR and another piece fell to the ground. I'm scared to tell him anything else bothers me.

This is what Evan wants a machete for...to cut the tree in the backyard. Saying he can cut it in 20 min with a machete. Ican just see him in the tree with a machete. yesterday after he did the yard, he called me asking where to burn the rubbage. I told him we dont burn our garbage....we just poor in a huge black hole and tell someboddy elese fi deal wit it.

Ray asked the same thing. He can I can burn it and I was like on no you can't. The big branches are still in the back yard. lol I have to get a saw because I'm not going out and asking where to buy a machete. Not me!

[sus 70]

Night Lawny - I need to go soon too - I have to write a paper

bwoy i'm not lookin forward to that again in Jan.

I am just not motivated this semester, worse than usual - I think cause I have been working so much - and then VJ is distracting me, lol

I'm feeling the same way....SUPPOSED to be writing a 4-5 page paper (due 2 days ago...yikes!) and would rather play on Facebook and read through this site!

What are you studying? I have you beat - I haven't submitted my last two weeks of my independent study, and have another due Mon - Guess what I am doing this weekend, lol - And I have a 10 pg paper due on Fri that I haven't even researched yet.

[*SunRay* 1]

Night Yardies........

Sorry, but welcome to all of the newbies.... You must login everyday, otherwise your going to be lost.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Ells do u live in the states ?

[PortlandAngel 0]

Mi try fi go hold a fresh, but you guys just keep going.... and mi so nosie mi no wha mis nuthin!

I thought TP was going to bed!

[Ellsinlove 2]

Hey Ells...I'm not sure if you said so earlier in this thread, but clearly you can see that these ladies can chat, and for me to try to go back to look for the info could take all night...so how far along in the process are you? Where is your SO from?

I'm still in the 'prep' process. Just finished filling out his 325A yesterday after about 5 days of trying to piece together his life and numerous phone calls and getting incredibly frustrated with eachother. I have the rest of the K-1 package forms together though...going to e-mail the 325 & letter of intent to marry to someone in Negril or Lucea to print them out (maybe Easy Rock Cafe in Negril), have him sign and then FedEx or UPS back to me w/his passport photos and once that is done, I'll be starting my timeline! YAY!

He is from Kingsvale up in the country from Lucea (Hanover as many of you probably already know).

I have a lot of questions but don't know where to start and this 'yardie' thread moves so fast I'm afraid I might lose any info someone may put out there.

[morantbaygirl 0]

Good nite peeps it has been a hoot like aways and Lawny keep away from Sus and Mrs Palmer they kinda freaky!!!!!. Kimmy kiss the babes. Sunny and Lita kiss ya men because it's going to get funnier everyday and Sunny u don't have to fine the Machettee it's going to suddenly apear!!!! .

[JAEyes 0]

I asked about the pictures under your writing but cant find it again can someone help please

[sus 70]

Night Sunny -- not only log in every day - several times a day - an hour could add 20 pages, lol!

I am heading off too, Bathroom man has completed his issues and is calling.

Night all!

Hey Ells...I'm not sure if you said so earlier in this thread, but clearly you can see that these ladies can chat, and for me to try to go back to look for the info could take all night...so how far along in the process are you? Where is your SO from?

I'm still in the 'prep' process. Just finished filling out his 325A yesterday after about 5 days of trying to piece together his life and numerous phone calls and getting incredibly frustrated with eachother. I have the rest of the K-1 package forms together though...going to e-mail the 325 & letter of intent to marry to someone in Negril or Lucea to print them out (maybe Easy Rock Cafe in Negril), have him sign and then FedEx or UPS back to me w/his passport photos and once that is done, I'll be starting my timeline! YAY!

He is from Kingsvale up in the country from Lucea (Hanover as many of you probably already know).

I have a lot of questions but don't know where to start and this 'yardie' thread moves so fast I'm afraid I might lose any info someone may put out there.

This thread is a general chit chat one - Although we do give helpful info - Ask away, or just start a new post!