Yardies at home and farrin (part 9)

[sus 70]

That's great Marlita - Unfortunately, I am not in a bike friendly area right now - That will be a big factor for me before DJ comes - because where I live right now is not even public transportation accessible - My new home will definitely be in range of the busline - BC the man nah drive my car without a vision test!

Honey, you are too crazy!

[Marlita 0]

wahhaa! My husband talks in his sleep EVERY STINKIN NIGHT!!!

LOL! My honey talks a lot in his sleep too. One night he even jumped out of the bed and started looking underneath the bed. He hollered for me to get up (which I already was) and when I asked him what was wrong he told me he just hit a goat and was looking under the car to see if it was there! I may have a sleepwalker on my hands too then!

BTW, I'm new here so I just wanted to say 'hi' to all the yardies!

Hey Ells nice to meet you. Seems we have our new wave of yardies. It always seems to happen in waves.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

MORANT ... I'm sorry.

Me nah laugh then and me nah laugh now .

Now, you really got me on the floor laughing ...I can only image how your FACE looked

[morantbaygirl 0]

welcome ellsinlove

hell when i was there in october, D got to hollering in his sleep and scared the hell outta me, talking bout something is sitting on my chest, i was like ####### i whispered, like a duppy, he says yes and goes back to sleep, Now im wide awake and scared as hell, i went to praying i rebuke you in the name of jesus, and then got under the covers and hid till i fell back asleep

Honey next time take your oil and your cross

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Lita thats nice Evan can get around and him is a smart Jamaican who doesn't need a GPS nor Jamaicans in Cali for Dummies

[*SunRay* 1]

Morant,

I can understand. Our neigbors tree was growing so wild that it was touching our deck. Why did Ray climb in the tree and cut the entire middle out of the tree with one of my Heckles knives... He wanted to cut more, but I said hell to the naw. Everytime I came back outside it was like TIMBERRRRRRRR and another piece fell to the ground. I'm scared to tell him anything else bothers me.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Morant,

I can understand. Our neigbors tree was growing so wild that it was touching our deck. Why did Ray climb in the tree and cut the entire middle out of the tree with one of my Heckles knives... He wanted to cut more, but I said hell to the naw. Everytime I came back outside it was like TIMBERRRRRRRR and another piece fell to the ground. I'm scared to tell him anything else bothers me.

i don't know which part of this post is funnier

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Morant,

I can understand. Our neigbors tree was growing so wild that it was touching our deck. Why did Ray climb in the tree and cut the entire middle out of the tree with one of my Heckles knives... He wanted to cut more, but I said hell to the naw. Everytime I came back outside it was like TIMBERRRRRRRR and another piece fell to the ground. I'm scared to tell him anything else bothers me.

You better tell him, before im cut down or start painting or removing things.

[JaHoney 3]

morant, shoot i dont do them duppies, his azz hollering in his sleep and carrying on, mind you we had not to long got in from hanging out, i had just settled into a good sleep and then he go scaring the heck outta me!!! shoot im gonna put my consecration oil in my bag next time....LOL

[*SunRay* 1]

I'm going to take a picture of it tomorrow and post it. It's looks crazy as hell. Then he had the nerve to tie the water hose around the branch and pull it down after he chopped most of it with my knife. I just laughed. He was in the tree with shorts on and no shoes like it was 90 degrees outside.

[morantbaygirl 0]

Lawn I had tile put down in my kitchen and he said Me know how to do that, why u a pay them. I asked if he knew how to begin the work because we had alot of stuff left over and he could do the bathroom upstairs. He said me nah no how to star or finish but I can still lay tile. I said that just like a virgin man saying he can lay pipe. .

[sus 70]

Lawn I had tile put down in my kitchen and he said Me know how to do that, why u a pay them. I asked if he knew how to begin the work because we had alot of stuff left over and he could do the bathroom upstairs. He said me nah no how to star or finish but I can still lay tile. I said that just like a virgin man saying he can lay pipe. .

:rofl: :rofl: Morant you are on a roll today

[JAEyes 0]

wahhaa! My husband talks in his sleep EVERY STINKIN NIGHT!!!

LOL! My honey talks a lot in his sleep too. One night he even jumped out of the bed and started looking underneath the bed. He hollered for me to get up (which I already was) and when I asked him what was wrong he told me he just hit a goat and was looking under the car to see if it was there! I may have a sleepwalker on my hands too then!

BTW, I'm new here so I just wanted to say 'hi' to all the yardies!

hi ellsinlove I am new here to. Nice to meet you.

[sus 70]

I'm going to take a picture of it tomorrow and post it. It's looks crazy as hell. Then he had the nerve to tie the water hose around the branch and pull it down after he chopped most of it with my knife. I just laughed. He was in the tree with shorts on and no shoes like it was 90 degrees outside.

Sunny, he's not cold? Good thing he didn't land at the beginning of last week -

[Marlita 0]

welcome ellsinlove

hell when i was there in october, D got to hollering in his sleep and scared the hell outta me, talking bout something is sitting on my chest, i was like ####### i whispered, like a duppy, he says yes and goes back to sleep, Now im wide awake and scared as hell, i went to praying i rebuke you in the name of jesus, and then got under the covers and hid till i fell back asleep

Once in JA, hubby woke up sceaming. Scared me! Said he was throwing a phone at the huge Black Rasta that was about the chop me with his machete. Lawd!!