Yardies at home and farrin (part 9)

[jakeswife 0]

jakeswife, yeah we tend to be kinda silly at times, especially when it comes to the bowcat topic you have to excuse me, i get choked up thinking about it ( sniffling)

i hate that word {bowcat}no wonder some jamaicans are so relunctant to indulge.

jakeswife

[JaHoney 3]

morant bay, im with you on that, #### let me show you what i like and its up to you to remember next time, cause if you forget , off to the time out chair you go....LOL...

Lawny taught us about the chair, i just choose to call it the time out chair....LOL

[Yaads 0]

Honey put dat pon yuh list an yuh a go get dis:

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Hello Lawny...what's up?

Not a thing Mrs. P; I'm here working on Marcel's resume and he laughing at what we talking about. Im seh we mad....mi tell im fi galang a im bed

[Shemmy 4]

Mi rass...Honey head gone...she posting blank things...lawd mi belli battam

Kimmy, beg u some dinah

come nuh..Kashi cook steam fish an white rice

Dang, that reminds me to cook dinner...be back soon.

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

jakeswife, yeah we tend to be kinda silly at times, especially when it comes to the bowcat topic you have to excuse me, i get choked up thinking about it ( sniffling)

i hate that word {bowcat}no wonder some jamaicans are so relunctant to indulge.

jakeswife

What don't you like about that word?

[jakeswife 0]

Lawny, im gonna put it on my christmas list and mail it to D,,,LMAO...one can dream cant they...( hell i will tell him its free) what a cheap and easy christmas gift, he could give....

Umm... i was trying to post a youtube video but forgot how again

Sus, the people at Fishermans were nicer than the bytch at Sandcastles, i wanted to climb on the counter and whoop her azz, Michigan style....LOL

honey i can tell u a secret how to make him go down to business

jakeswife

[JaHoney 3]

LMAO @ yaads

[Yaads 0]

Tell mi something....I think Marcel can't eat the fish up here. Mi no know if a dat. All he had was fish and rice n peas and he broke out. It was a different type of fish. The doc said he may be allergic to it...so now they have to do an allergy test...cho mi no know

Wow that sucks. Hope you can figure it out. I never knew they could do an allergy test for fish.

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

HEY MARCEL!!! (waving) Now tell him fi gwaan...dis 'ere is sister/girl talk!!

Lawny, im gonna put it on my christmas list and mail it to D,,,LMAO...one can dream cant they...( hell i will tell him its free) what a cheap and easy christmas gift, he could give....

Umm... i was trying to post a youtube video but forgot how again

Sus, the people at Fishermans were nicer than the bytch at Sandcastles, i wanted to climb on the counter and whoop her azz, Michigan style....LOL

honey i can tell u a secret how to make him go down to businessjakeswife

Ooooh oooh....mi waan hear this secret? Not that I need it, no problems in this area for me

[jakeswife 0]

jakeswife, yeah we tend to be kinda silly at times, especially when it comes to the bowcat topic you have to excuse me, i get choked up thinking about it ( sniffling)

i hate that word {bowcat}no wonder some jamaicans are so relunctant to indulge.

jakeswife

What don't you like about that word?

because they use that word as a condemnation of such a beautiful act of sexual expression. i guarantee you if you sweet up the word they would more than think differently they would oblige.trust me.

jakeswife

Edited November 6, 2008 by jakeswife

[sus 70]

sjb --

he's JAMAICAN so no bowcat for him...that's his quote

AH LIE HE A TELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[morantbaygirl 0]

Lawny, im gonna put it on my christmas list and mail it to D,,,LMAO...one can dream cant they...( hell i will tell him its free) what a cheap and easy christmas gift, he could give....

Umm... i was trying to post a youtube video but forgot how again

Sus, the people at Fishermans were nicer than the bytch at Sandcastles, i wanted to climb on the counter and whoop her azz, Michigan style....LOL

honey i can tell u a secret how to make him go down to business

jakeswife

Jakeswife's please let me know the secret. my husband a say u nah kiss me down dare and i nah kiss u down ther, he can't even say the words muchless do the act. I need to borrow Kimmy's steam fish he lov it like cook food then .

[sus 70]

sjb --

he's JAMAICAN so no bowcat for him...that's his quote

AH LIE HE A TELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marlita 0]

Welcome JA eyes

Ok, yall i have a topic of discussion for this evening: One of my ex's just seem so pressed since i told him i was engaged, anyway he says he is happy for me. Now he seems kinda jealous and all of a sudden is dying to meet someone, he wants me to hook him up with one of my single friends..... we are friends now but when we broke up i was realllllllllyyyyyyyy hurt by it. He is handsome as hell, kinda short, has a good job is a computer web programmer or something technical like that, no kids, nice car, nice teeth, hazel eyes, owns his own home..... there is only one teeennnny problem and that is his dyck is so small i needed tweezers to find it, but for all his other good qualities i had to overlook it, as best as i could. So what do you all think, should i be the good friend and show him no hard feelings i have moved on and introduce him to one of my friends or tell him to phock himself.....LOL????? not to mention, i never told him his thang was miscroscopic, didnt want to hurt his feelings, but one of my friends might not be so kind, or they will hate me forever for not telling them about mini me, im sure if they got to know him first they would fall for him, but if they sleep with him, can love conquer all????

what would yall do??

This must be the week of the ex! My ex emailed me yesterday telling me to come get in the Jacuzzi with him! Now on to your issue Honey. I would not tell a friend that I was introducing him to I had sex with him. This is just my policy unless they ask. Some people are touchy about this. I am not when I'm done with you I'm done! Anyway another woman might not think it is microscopic or they might be able to deal with it you know there is someone for everyone. I say if a friend is looking for a man introduce them and then stay out of it. That is what I do.

I personally dont think i would introduce him to anybody if i had sex with him. Thats a bit gross and too close to home for me. Sorry.