Yardies at home and farrin (part 9)

[solsoeur 0]

Welcome JA eyes

Ok, yall i have a topic of discussion for this evening: One of my ex's just seem so pressed since i told him i was engaged, anyway he says he is happy for me. Now he seems kinda jealous and all of a sudden is dying to meet someone, he wants me to hook him up with one of my single friends..... we are friends now but when we broke up i was realllllllllyyyyyyyy hurt by it. He is handsome as hell, kinda short, has a good job is a computer web programmer or something technical like that, no kids, nice car, nice teeth, hazel eyes, owns his own home..... there is only one teeennnny problem and that is his dyck is so small i needed tweezers to find it, but for all his other good qualities i had to overlook it, as best as i could. So what do you all think, should i be the good friend and show him no hard feelings i have moved on and introduce him to one of my friends or tell him to phock himself.....LOL????? not to mention, i never told him his thang was miscroscopic, didnt want to hurt his feelings, but one of my friends might not be so kind, or they will hate me forever for not telling them about mini me, im sure if they got to know him first they would fall for him, but if they sleep with him, can love conquer all????

what would yall do??

This must be the week of the ex! My ex emailed me yesterday telling me to come get in the Jacuzzi with him! Now on to your issue Honey. I would not tell a friend that I was introducing him to I had sex with him. This is just my policy unless they ask. Some people are touchy about this. I am not when I'm done with you I'm done! Anyway another woman might not think it is microscopic or they might be able to deal with it you know there is someone for everyone. I say if a friend is looking for a man introduce them and then stay out of it. That is what I do.

[solsoeur 0]

Welcome JA eyes

Ok, yall i have a topic of discussion for this evening: One of my ex's just seem so pressed since i told him i was engaged, anyway he says he is happy for me. Now he seems kinda jealous and all of a sudden is dying to meet someone, he wants me to hook him up with one of my single friends..... we are friends now but when we broke up i was realllllllllyyyyyyyy hurt by it. He is handsome as hell, kinda short, has a good job is a computer web programmer or something technical like that, no kids, nice car, nice teeth, hazel eyes, owns his own home..... there is only one teeennnny problem and that is his dyck is so small i needed tweezers to find it, but for all his other good qualities i had to overlook it, as best as i could. So what do you all think, should i be the good friend and show him no hard feelings i have moved on and introduce him to one of my friends or tell him to phock himself.....LOL????? not to mention, i never told him his thang was miscroscopic, didnt want to hurt his feelings, but one of my friends might not be so kind, or they will hate me forever for not telling them about mini me, im sure if they got to know him first they would fall for him, but if they sleep with him, can love conquer all????

what would yall do??

Honey, Sunny and I was talking about this the other day. I have a friend who waited to have sex (she's born again) and well, her man is here from jamaica and all I can say is that she's EXTREMELY dissapointed. He's a great man (according to her), but she says she's dissapointed nonetheless. So, mi no know wah fi tell ar. You know she called me at work to bomb me out and tell me that I need to kill the myth that all Jamaican men are hung like horses...I never told her that, because that would be a DAMN lie!

Lawny tell your friend the ling ling ain't everything! Not to be sounding all fast or nothing but I been around enough to know that I want someone to spend my life with who treats me good and likes my kids and has character etc etc...the ling ling way low on my list of what I want because I been with the big and I been with the small and there are ways around EVERYTHING!!!

[clairern 0]

Hello everyone,

I just stumbled upon this site doing a little research on visa options. It seems I have a wealth of information here to try and understand. I have been lurking for a few days but decided to register and introduce myself.

Sam

Welcome to the yardie thread, Sam. Yes, there is a wealth of info but be prepared to laugh and cry with us. We are a bunch of virtual friends who are here to support each other and boy, do we support each other. It is great to have another male in the bunch because i think there are mostly females on here.

[Yaads 0]

what would yall do??

Well if the guy was a good guy and all then I wouldn't have a problem introducing him to one of my friends. If him being small was the only problem...well for some that wouldn't really be a problem. I would introduce them and stay out of it. What they do or don't do from then on is their business.

Edited November 5, 2008 by Yaads

[JaHoney 3]

LMAO @ lAWNY......

lAWNY EVEN THOUGH SHE DIDNT SLEEP WITH HIM prior to marriage, dang couldnt she have at least looked at it, or felt it up to gauge what she was getting.....

tell her to start kegeling, maybe that will help it out.. and shoot i would rather have a good man and a good provider than some good dyck... i mean i would like that too, but if i had to choose, hell she can find other ways to get it poppin she just gonna have to be creative

[JAEyes 0]

Thanks for the warm welcome, I have yet to start any processing but i'm sure it will not hurt to first find out what i am getting into

how do I get those cool pictures under my writing?

It's your signature. I believe you change it through MY CONTROLS.

Ok, thank you I will try and find that

[Shemmy 4]

Lawny tell your friend the ling ling ain't everything! Not to be sounding all fast or nothing but I been around enough to know that I want someone to spend my life with who treats me good and likes my kids and has character etc etc...the ling ling way low on my list of what I want because I been with the big and I been with the small and there are ways around EVERYTHING!!!

Never heard that name before.

[JaHoney 3]

initially when my ex asked me i didnt think much about it and then he emailed me today at work talking bout you still havent found anyone to intro me too??? im like #######... you little MF.. but i was nice yall. ANyhoo ii dont have anyone in mind currently so his azz just gonna have to be lonely a little longer, he shoulda thought of that when he was acting like he was gods gift to women.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Solso,

I tried to tell her that, but as you can see I failed. I told her she's married and to try and make it work. This is not some boyfriend she can just say to hell with. The worse part is that she's hurting his feelings, so I told her if she keeps that up he's likely to go back home. So, I said what I had to and staying out of it. She has to find her way. Too many woman running after the ANACONDA...and finding it's not all that. While sex is important, it's not the MOST important thing.

[clairern 0]

Hello everyone,

I just stumbled upon this site doing a little research on visa options. It seems I have a wealth of information here to try and understand. I have been lurking for a few days but decided to register and introduce myself.

Sam

Welcome to the yardie thread, Sam. Yes, there is a wealth of info but be prepared to laugh and cry with us. We are a bunch of virtual friends who are here to support each other and boy, do we support each other. It is great to have another male in the bunch because i think there are mostly females on here.

I hope you are a male... or did I put my foot in my mouth again

[^KK^ 3]

on her part.

[dancehallquana 5]

SOL!!!! this is CREEPY about he exes coming back

my ex actually called me last night and was talking about wanting me to give him another chance, he has changed and can be what I want.. and want me to go on a cruise with him!!

YES this is the same joker who been giving me the blues about my kids!! What did u tell your ex Sol??????.. I didn't cuss him, but I was very clear that we have no chance.. he listened to nothing I had to say though of course

[clairern 0]

Solso,

I tried to tell her that, but as you can see I failed. I told her she's married and to try and make it work. This is not some boyfriend she can just say to hell with. The worse part is that she's hurting his feelings, so I told her if she keeps that up he's likely to go back home. So, I said what I had to and staying out of it. She has to find her way. Too many woman running after the ANACONDA...and finding it's not all that. While sex is important, it's not the MOST important thing.

You saying that

[JaHoney 3]

exactly a man doesnt have to be hung like a bull to satisfy you, she better come to her senses, cause if his azz leave she aint gone have nothing to complain about big or small

[clairern 0]

SOL!!!! this is CREEPY about he exes coming back

my ex actually called me last night and was talking about wanting me to give him another chance, he has changed and can be what I want.. and want me to go on a cruise with him!!

YES this is the same joker who been giving me the blues about my kids!! What did u tell your ex Sol??????.. I didn't cuss him, but I was very clear that we have no chance.. he listened to nothing I had to say though of course

You know how guys are. They have a good thing and throw it away and when someone else picks it up they want it back..