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You didn't know that God cares more if you have sex for money or on tv than hacking up innocent strangers, torturing them and then wearing various body parts as a hat? That passes right under his radar...

We need to upgrade to God v1.5.

Walk up to a woman, offer her $100 bucks to have sex with you.

THAT'S prostitution.

Walk up to a woman, offer her $100 bucks to have sex with you in an adult film.

THAT's filmmaking.

Ridiculous

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You didn't know that God cares more if you have sex for money or on tv than hacking up innocent strangers, torturing them and then wearing various body parts as a hat? That passes right under his radar...

No,I wasn't quite aware of that.

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You didn't know that God cares more if you have sex for money or on tv than hacking up innocent strangers, torturing them and then wearing various body parts as a hat? That passes right under his radar...

We need to upgrade to God v1.5.

Walk up to a woman, offer her $100 bucks to have sex with you.

THAT'S prostitution.

Walk up to a woman, offer her $100 bucks to have sex with you in an adult film.

THAT's filmmaking.

Ridiculous

You know what that's called? What's best for business is best for America.

For some reason we kiss the almighty business a$$, while at each others' throats.

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omg.. and then the Utah-ians don't want more generalization about their state.. stop doing stupid sh!t then!!

that movie looks so damn funny, I wanna go watch it too

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The movie was not banned.

The owner of some movie facilities has elected not to screen it.

Big difference.

Thank you.

Banning a movie would have been unconstitutional, hence illegal.

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You didn't know that God cares more if you have sex for money or on tv than hacking up innocent strangers, torturing them and then wearing various body parts as a hat? That passes right under his radar...

We need to upgrade to God v1.5.

Walk up to a woman, offer her $100 bucks to have sex with you.

THAT'S prostitution.

Walk up to a woman, offer her $100 bucks to have sex with you in an adult film.

THAT's filmmaking.

Ridiculous

offer a woman $100 to have sex with you, she takes the money, doesn't give you sex, and goes shopping:

that's marriage.

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The movie was not banned.

The owner of some movie facilities has elected not to screen it.

Big difference.

Thank you.

Banning a movie would have been unconstitutional, hence illegal.

And heaven forbid anyone would do anything unconsitutional!

More fool those who choose not to show it - the interesting question though is, did they preview the film in order to determine it was unsuitable? Is there definition of 'unsuitable' a film that gives them a hard on?

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I have put you on ignore. No really, I have, but you are still ruining my enjoyment of this site. .

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Walk up to a woman, offer her $100 bucks to have sex with you.THAT'S prostitution.

Walk up to a woman, offer her $100 bucks to have sex with you in an adult film.

THAT's filmmaking.

...and if you ask her out for dinner and a movie and take her back to your place afterward, that's called "getting lucky". Of course, if you knock her up, that's called getting unlucky. Very unlucky.

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More fool those who choose not to show it
Why? He could make money by selling porno tapes too, but failure to do so doesn't make him a fool. Just because one CAN make money at something, doesn't mean they should. That's why all women are not out standing on street corners making a little extra cash on the side.

the interesting question though is, did they preview the film in order to determine it was unsuitable? Is there definition of 'unsuitable' a film that gives them a hard on?
What difference does it make? I don't have to try a spoonful to know that I'm not really interested in trying a bowl of dogshit stew. All I need to know is that it is dogshit stew.

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has anyone actually seen the movie? i saw the previews and it wasn't really looking "ban" worthy. also, if you're outraged that these theaters chose not to show the film then tell them by not going to them EVER again.
No..but it looks like a stupid, senseless comedy. That's pretty much all I need to know. I don't care about the subject matter. Hell, if it actually WERE a porno, maybe I'd go see it.

But to be fair, I don't really go to the movies anymore. The prices are just too high, and the audiences are just too rude. Last two movies I saw were the latest Indy Jones movie and Clonewars - and both sucked. Other than those two - I can't remember the last movie I went to see. I saw that 10000BC movie. It sucked too.

Generally speaking, today's movies suck - and they're too expensive. We can watch old sucky movies at home for 99 cents. It costs $20 and up to see them in the theater. No thanks (:

For Halloween, my sweetie wanted to watch a scary movie. I got her Poltergeist. It was good enough for her purposes (:

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PEOPLE: READ THE APPLICATION FORM INSTRUCTIONS!!!! They have a lot of good information in them! Most of the questions I see on VJ are clearly addressed by the form instructions. Give them a read!! If you are unable to understand the form instructions, I highly recommend hiring someone who does to help you with the process. Our process, from K-1 to Citizenship and U.S. Passport is completed. Good luck with your process.

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amen to that brother diver.

We can sit in the carport here and watch the neighbor sell drugs from the house and get into fights with the other neighbors.

I'll save my $20 thank you.

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We can sit in the carport here and watch the neighbor sell drugs from the house and get into fights with the other neighbors.

I'll save my $20 thank you.

Definitely. Save up the funds to move to a better neighborhood (:

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amen to that brother diver.

We can sit in the carport here and watch the neighbor sell drugs from the house and get into fights with the other neighbors.

I'll save my $20 thank you.

:idea: you should film that and put it on youtube!

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