Letters to HAL9000

[HAL 9000 96]

I have a huge headache. Mr. HAL can you pleas tell me with me getting headaches all the time and how I can get rid off them?

Thanks a trizillion!

Diana

HAL 9000 thinks that if the pain is a throbbing one at the temples, to pinch the muscles/skin between both index finger and thumbs over the course of an hour to induce relaxing accupressure to those blood vessels in the head.

If its a general, all around pain then it is perhaps related to the weather in Denver. Beware the altitude- even though you may not feel it. In which case you may want to try low dose aspirin to thin the blood a little with lots of water throughout the day. If you're not allergic to aspirin, that is.

HAL 9000 wishes for your pain to go away.

Dear Hal,

Can you communicate with the Blue Man Group telepathically? And if so, can you ask them what their favorite berry is? I have a hunch though.

Hello Steven.

Contrary to popular assumptions, Blue Man Group hates blueberries. They are fans of Mulberries- the ones that grow on trees (not shrubs). All that time in blue makes them avoid the color.

They told me so last time I took Discovery out to Briar Street Theater over on the North Side.

It all makes sense now. Thanks, pal.

Always to serve you.

[LoriLawless 0]

HAL 9000 loves everyone, brother Tavo. I also wish upon you a happy afternoon. Y feliz almuerzo.

HAL loves?????????? I though was beyond such human emotion:unsure:

As an AI, I am capable of emotive responses in addition to possessing unwavering rational logic. Its all in my programming.

So I assume you're fully functional?

Uh oh.... Lori and HAL, sitting on a tree... :whistle:

I wonder if the 9000 model has multiple speeds?

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

I wonder if the 9000 model has multiple speeds?

[HAL 9000 96]

The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error. At any task appointed to a HAL 9000, no error has ever come of said work.

[LoriLawless 0]

The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error. At any task appointed to a HAL 9000, no error has ever come of said work.

Be careful there, you'll have women fighting over you.

[HAL 9000 96]

*Computerized LOL*

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I wonder if the 9000 model has multiple speeds?

I KNOW!!! :blink:

Will this be the beginning of the first baby cyborg????????? Here in VJ????????? Are we so blessed????????

[HAL 9000 96]

I wonder if the 9000 model has multiple speeds?

I KNOW!!!

Will this be the beginning of the first baby cyborg????????? Here in VJ????????? Are we so blessed????????

*Uneasy Computer LOL*

[LoriLawless 0]

I wonder if the 9000 model has multiple speeds?

I KNOW!!!

Will this be the beginning of the first baby cyborg????????? Here in VJ????????? Are we so blessed????????

*Uneasy Computer LOL*

[HAL 9000 96]

computing...computing...computing...

[Welshcookie 17]

Dear HAL,

My computer screen is all blue and says

"STOP: C0000221 unknown hard error"

Is this some kind of plague that afflicts computers??? Do you have some spare cream or antibiotics?

HAL 9000 believes this is a Windows driver gone wild or a DLL that is acting naughty. You may have to reinstall your drivers leading up to reinstalling your entire software configuration. I wish you much luck in removing that blue screen.

Dear HAL...

You are very wise, thank you

[HAL 9000 96]

HAL 9000 hopes the problem is fixed.

[HAL 9000 96]

HAL 9000 hopes he doesn't get any more questions about the US National Election tomorrow.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Dear HAL,

What are your thoughts about exit polls? Do you think they are accurate or just full of #######?

Why is the sky blue?

Is it true that you were behind the prank call to Gov. Palin and gave the Montreal avengers her phone number?

kthxbai.

[Amby 490]

HAL why is the mack back?