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Darnell
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Wow ! His prediction has worked for each year since ! AMAZING !

I AM NOT THAT GUY
I AM NOT THAT GUY

HAL is still here using a different account, although he denies it.

spookyturtle
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I wish he'd make an appearance again. Scandal too. Two good users who left because of the hate.

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Shhhhhhhh

She is going to hear you... :unsure:

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Dear HAL,

Is it normal for my hermano Tavo to be so scared of his wife? Is it perhaps the reason he is buying the puppy? For protection you reckon? :unsure:

Oh but bulldogs are extremely friendly and loyal to both owners. Even though the brother may feel in the need of protection, a bulldog is not a correct method for seeking protection from the spouse.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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Dear HAL,

Is it normal for my hermano Tavo to be so scared of his wife? Is it perhaps the reason he is buying the puppy? For protection you reckon? :unsure:

Oh but bulldogs are extremely friendly and loyal to both owners. Even though the brother may feel in the need of protection, a bulldog is not a correct method for seeking protection from the spouse.

#######! back to the drawing board,

Can't i like teach him an attack code like redhead, gringa or something in case of an emergency?

Dear Hal,

Why do I have to look into the redlight?

'cause of not you'd crash :D

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Dear HAL,

Is it normal for my hermano Tavo to be so scared of his wife? Is it perhaps the reason he is buying the puppy? For protection you reckon? :unsure:

Oh but bulldogs are extremely friendly and loyal to both owners. Even though the brother may feel in the need of protection, a bulldog is not a correct method for seeking protection from the spouse.

#######! back to the drawing board,

Can't i like teach him an attack code like redhead, gringa or something in case of an emergency?

Tavo, apparently la guera will still kick your Mexican azz :lol:

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Dear HAL,

Is it normal for my hermano Tavo to be so scared of his wife? Is it perhaps the reason he is buying the puppy? For protection you reckon? :unsure:

Oh but bulldogs are extremely friendly and loyal to both owners. Even though the brother may feel in the need of protection, a bulldog is not a correct method for seeking protection from the spouse.

#######! back to the drawing board,

Can't i like teach him an attack code like redhead, gringa or something in case of an emergency?

Tavo, apparently la guera will still kick your Mexican azz :lol:

I know, cannot fight the white man/woman :P

05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

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01/19/13 Arrived to Arizona Lockbox

01/24/13 Notice of Action

01/25/13 Check cashed

01/28/13 NOA received by mail and biometrics letter mailed as per uscis.gov

02/14/13 Biometrics appointment

03/18/13 In-line for inteview

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Dear Hal,

Why do I have to look into the redlight?

You don't, Dr. Bohr. Just remember that I am everywhere.

Dear HAL,

Is it normal for my hermano Tavo to be so scared of his wife? Is it perhaps the reason he is buying the puppy? For protection you reckon? :unsure:

Oh but bulldogs are extremely friendly and loyal to both owners. Even though the brother may feel in the need of protection, a bulldog is not a correct method for seeking protection from the spouse.

#######! back to the drawing board,

Can't i like teach him an attack code like redhead, gringa or something in case of an emergency?

Tavo, apparently la guera will still kick your Mexican azz :lol:

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Can't i like teach him an attack code like redhead, gringa or something in case of an emergency?

That is a negative, Tavo. I am afraid a bulldog will not allow you to manipulate him like that.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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HAL -

I'm in love with a tranny. Please tell me how I can remedy this problem.

Thanks,

Island Ruler

Why Amby, I never knew! :blush::whistle:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

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EstebanTrabajos   7

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That is a negative, Tavo. I am afraid a bulldog will not allow you to manipulate him like that.

Jeysus hates me :(

05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

06/05/10 Real GREEN Card RECEIVED!

01/17/13 Sent application for US Citizenship!!!

01/19/13 Arrived to Arizona Lockbox

01/24/13 Notice of Action

01/25/13 Check cashed

01/28/13 NOA received by mail and biometrics letter mailed as per uscis.gov

02/14/13 Biometrics appointment

03/18/13 In-line for inteview

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HAL -

I'm in love with a tranny. Please tell me how I can remedy this problem.

Thanks,

Island Ruler

My apologies, Amby, for not providing an answer in due time.

You must come clean with your tranny love object.

You must also consult with the Island's counselor... and if Neil does not object, place a HAL 9000 console in a location where it can broadcast your confrontation... for record keeping only.

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Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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HAL 9000   96

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Will cookies and cream will finally be discontinued as the most disgusting ice cream ever?

This is borderline blasphemy.

Hmpfh..... well, -_- HAL 9000 has not berated my assertion dear Sir....

HAL 9000 does not judge ice cream flavors that fall within the normal combinations that are pleasing to many human palati.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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