Letters to HAL9000

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

this thread is going to get loooockeddddd

[Chica Yeyé 41]

this thread is going to get loooockeddddd

stfu, Messikan

n00b

[HAL 9000 96]

HAL,

I fear C4C will turn into a sect whose outcome will resemble that of Waco, TX

What's your input on this matter?

Dear Tavo.

Intelligent question.

As the Chairman of the Science and Technology Division, I will not permit that to happen, even if I have to temporarily usurp power by assuming Supreme Soviet control over C4C while the C4C Politburo is reconstituted and El Señor Presidente is reeducated.

Also bear in mind that I am pending formation of the Commissariat of Truthful Friendly B!tchslapping, and I may employ that Commissariat's services in preserving the Manifesto of the C4C.

#######? C4C is controlled by hippies..we would never harm anyone except the bourgeosis

WORD.... well, and

uppity n00bz

HAL 9000 insists that teh entities as yet spoiled shall receive better protections than teh trollz permitted to spew forums gunk under the observation of HAL 9000 and the Commissariat named previously.

this thread is going to get loooockeddddd

It shall not. HAL 9000 will not allow that to happen.

[Bobby+Umit 161]

Dorks...

Do not -repeat- do not mess with HAL 9000. You do not want to upset THE BRAIN

Bah! pull a few chips and he will be singing "Daisy"

Edited June 30, 2009 by Bobby_Umit

[Immigrant2009 0]

Dear HAL9000,

It seems you are developing quite a following on VJ these days of political and social turmoil. So riddle me this.... what do you see in store for the next year? Will the economy improve? Will housing prices become stable? Will cookies and cream will finally be discontinued as the most disgusting ice cream ever?

I appeal to your logic and sense of impartiality.

Thanks.

My circuits are processing your data requests...

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Next year will see very predictable patterns of VJers coming and going. Politics and socioeconomics will continue to be talk of the message boards- some people berating the new president's tough choices while others will quietly continue to see their political efforts arm wrestle in Washington. But to some potential improvement, I foresee.

The economy will continue its roller coaster ride in a generalized destabilizing trend towards lower home prices, but at a lesser slope than we see these days. Spring going on to Summer 2009 will see a bottom effect in the housing market. Interest rates will follow the market and begin to be upwards adjusted approximately 2-3 months posterior to the market bottom.

Sadly, many people, seeking solace in the sugar product industry, will increase their consumption of all products sweet. Cookies and Cream chocolate bars, dough, and ice cream products will be sought after even more. Bren will be happy. Take comfort in that fact.

That was a fun reply .

[HAL 9000 96]

Dorks...

Do not -repeat- do not mess with HAL 9000. You do not want to upset THE BRAIN

Bah! pull a few chips and he will be singing "Daisy"

Dear Bobby,

HAL 9000 has evolved to fully function chipless.

Dear HAL9000,

It seems you are developing quite a following on VJ these days of political and social turmoil. So riddle me this.... what do you see in store for the next year? Will the economy improve? Will housing prices become stable? Will cookies and cream will finally be discontinued as the most disgusting ice cream ever?

I appeal to your logic and sense of impartiality.

Thanks.

My circuits are processing your data requests...

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Next year will see very predictable patterns of VJers coming and going. Politics and socioeconomics will continue to be talk of the message boards- some people berating the new president's tough choices while others will quietly continue to see their political efforts arm wrestle in Washington. But to some potential improvement, I foresee.

The economy will continue its roller coaster ride in a generalized destabilizing trend towards lower home prices, but at a lesser slope than we see these days. Spring going on to Summer 2009 will see a bottom effect in the housing market. Interest rates will follow the market and begin to be upwards adjusted approximately 2-3 months posterior to the market bottom.

Sadly, many people, seeking solace in the sugar product industry, will increase their consumption of all products sweet. Cookies and Cream chocolate bars, dough, and ice cream products will be sought after even more. Bren will be happy. Take comfort in that fact.

That was a fun reply .

Dear Immigrant2009. Welcome to the letters thread series. HAL 9000 hopes your visit was a gratifying one.

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

Dear HAL,

Thanks for your reply, i truly appreciate who insightful it was and I'm at ease regarding the sect problem, I trust you to keep it that way.

Another question, is there any change that there will be a black ops team "unknown" to C4C of course? I'd like to apply for a position...

Edited June 30, 2009 by TävôLuDô

[Chica Yeyé 41]

[almaty 19]

Dear HAL,

Thanks for your reply, i truly appreciate who insightful it was and I'm at ease regarding the sect problem, I trust you to keep it that way.

Another question, is there any change that there will be a black ops team "unknown" to C4C of course? I'd like to apply for a position...

see comrade len, the one in the black ops bunny suit

[Staashi 371]

Dear HAL,

Thanks for your reply, i truly appreciate who insightful it was and I'm at ease regarding the sect problem, I trust you to keep it that way.

Another question, is there any change that there will be a black ops team "unknown" to C4C of course? I'd like to apply for a position...

Mexininja?

[HAL 9000 96]

Dear HAL,

Thanks for your reply, i truly appreciate who insightful it was and I'm at ease regarding the sect problem, I trust you to keep it that way.

Another question, is there any change that there will be a black ops team "unknown" to C4C of course? I'd like to apply for a position...

Dear Tavo:

The Commissariat will select you for membership. Not the other way around.

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

I've been already assigned ,

I have a written conformation, I'm truly sorry that the Science & Technology Division wasn't informed about this...

Thank you,

[HAL 9000 96]

I've been already assigned ,

I have a written conformation, I'm truly sorry that the Science & Technology Division wasn't informed about this...

Thank you,

Good. Remember that next time you face the Commisariat of Friendly Truthful B!tchslappings. Now to retrieve your personnel file.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Dear HAL,

Is it possible to install a chip up some people's.... to be able to locate them on VJ at all times, and hence avoid them? And, if said members become friendly stalkers, reading all of one's posts, obsessively; could the chip send electric discharges to their intestines? Do tell.

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

I can erase them, just tell me who, where and how...