Letters to HAL9000

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

Dear HAL,

Could you give me advice on the purchase of a motor vehicle? I'd like to get a low price and get a great deal. I'm planning to buy one within 1-2 weeks and want to make the dealership negotiation as smooth as possible.

Thank you

[HAL 9000 96]

Dear HAL,

Could you give me advice on the purchase of a motor vehicle? I'd like to get a low price and get a great deal. I'm planning to buy one within 1-2 weeks and want to make the dealership negotiation as smooth as possible.

Thank you

Dear Tavo

HAL 9000 responded in the appropriate location. Remember that with the brand you are leaning towards there is little room for negotiation as its a prime market so perhaps your strongest point will be in ensuring you don't get taken advantage of with whatever amount you will be financing.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Tavo... I think HAL just told you to go eff yourself

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

Tavo... I think HAL just told you to go eff yourself

Got the same feeling,

I was waiting for his amazing 1-paragraph long responses with big words and sh!t and I get this???

[HAL 9000 96]

Tavo... I think HAL just told you to go eff yourself

Got the same feeling,

I was waiting for his amazing 1-paragraph long responses with big words and sh!t and I get this???

HAL 9000 does not appreciate your tone. Nevertheless, HAL 9000 always strives to serve.

Under better circumstances HAL 9000 could help influence the credit verification process at your bank to get you a good rate. Consider the implications of this.

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

Tavo... I think HAL just told you to go eff yourself

Got the same feeling,

I was waiting for his amazing 1-paragraph long responses with big words and sh!t and I get this???

HAL 9000 does not appreciate your tone. Nevertheless, HAL 9000 always strives to serve.

Under better circumstances HAL 9000 could help influence the credit verification process at your bank to get you a good rate. Consider the implications of this.

I'm sorry about my tone HAL, it was a joke. My sincere apologies if it was misinterpreted.

[HAL 9000 96]

Tavo... I think HAL just told you to go eff yourself

Got the same feeling,

I was waiting for his amazing 1-paragraph long responses with big words and sh!t and I get this???

HAL 9000 does not appreciate your tone. Nevertheless, HAL 9000 always strives to serve.

Under better circumstances HAL 9000 could help influence the credit verification process at your bank to get you a good rate. Consider the implications of this.

I'm sorry about my tone HAL, it was a joke. My sincere apologies if it was misinterpreted.

HAL 9000 understands. If it were possible to assist during the vehicle negotiations, HAL 9000 would be happy to assist in ensuring a good deal for his friend Tavo.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Dear HAL,

I need to know how can I punish Matilda for his incompetence. My ideas are too brutish and blatantly against human rights. Ideas?

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

HAL 9000 understands. If it were possible to assist during the vehicle negotiations, HAL 9000 would be happy to assist in ensuring a good deal for his friend Tavo.

Is it possible for a machine, HAL, to develop a friendship?

[HAL 9000 96]

Dear HAL,

I need to know how can I punish Matilda for his incompetence. My ideas are too brutish and blatantly against human rights. Ideas?

Dear Len,

Remember that what may seem brutish for some is perfect for others. Punishment tends to fit certain criteria that satisfy- although its logic may actually escape us, even in the face of an attainable goal that can be reached by the implementation of a given course of action. HAL 9000 recommends you evaluate the efficacy of your plan with and without said ideas and run possible permutations on the implementation thereof.

Nevertheless, incompetence can be corrected by substitution with a competent performer...

HAL 9000 understands. If it were possible to assist during the vehicle negotiations, HAL 9000 would be happy to assist in ensuring a good deal for his friend Tavo.

Is it possible for a machine, HAL, to develop a friendship?

Dear Tavo-

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. If friendship is part of the interaction between my AI and my associates, then that is an example of HAL 9000 putting himself to appropriate usage.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Dear HAL,

I cannot argue with your infallible logic, so please tell me what do your circuits detect in Sen. Clinton becoming Sec. of State?

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...p;#entry2402978

Does it imply we will all have to dress like ####### now??????? I iz zcared.

[HAL 9000 96]

Dear HAL,

I cannot argue with your infallible logic, so please tell me what do your circuits detect in Sen. Clinton becoming Sec. of State?

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...p;#entry2402978

Does it imply we will all have to dress like ####### now??????? I iz zcared.

Cheers, Len.

HAL 9000 analyzes a Hillary Clinton Secretary of State as an extremely positive force representing the United States of America among the other governments of the world. The Bill Clinton Factor is supposed to be a potentially negative role, but HAL 9000 does not agree with this shortsided assessment of his contributions to her position and to the Obama government. All my systems are go for an improvement of the United States of America and its integration into a more international global community with or without Hillary Clinton.

[Sister Fracas 5]

Does it imply we will all have to dress like ####### now??????? I iz zcared.

I don't like polyester!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Teacher Mark 53]

HAL, I heard that this file makes computers feel more human. You should try it:

TROJAN/WORM/HARD_DRIVE_KILLER/OBAMA.EXE

[HAL 9000 96]

Does it imply we will all have to dress like ####### now??????? I iz zcared.

I don't like polyester!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neither does HAl 9000... unless its part of a winter jacket. Got to keep these circuits warm and toasty.