Letters to HAL9000

[Nessa 23]

god forbid my son to ever do that.

keep him away from charles then

i'll just teach him to do everything the opposite charles does.

- don't clean your hands on your clothes.

- if you're eating in front of the tv, put the plate under your mouth, don't bring the food all the way over having half of it ending up on the floor

- eat with your mouth closed

- do no have a drink every time you take a bite. chew first, swallow, and then every now and then drink something.

etc

Please say you are joking

those things mentioned above will be what i'll teach my son to do, not what charles does

[Chica Yeyé 41]

god forbid my son to ever do that.

keep him away from charles then

i'll just teach him to do everything the opposite charles does.

- don't clean your hands on your clothes.

- if you're eating in front of the tv, put the plate under your mouth, don't bring the food all the way over having half of it ending up on the floor

- eat with your mouth closed

- do no have a drink every time you take a bite. chew first, swallow, and then every now and then drink something.

etc

Please say you are joking

those things mentioned above will be what i'll teach my son to do, not what charles does

[HAL 9000 96]

Dear HAL,

I'm thinking about going to rent Hellboy 2 on Bluray, would you recommend it?

Dear Tavo,

HAL 9000 will place it next on his DVD queue. Done.

Tavo feels excluded and let down, HAL didn't answer his question. Tavo didn't ask HAL to let him know about his Netflix queue.

HAL 9000 apologizes for letting Tavo down. HAL 9000 will now proceed to download it from an unnamed source... done...

opinion:

It was entertaining and recommended. More monsters than in the first installment.

*COMPUTERIZED ROAR*

[Nessa 23]

dear HAL9000,

i'm confused about my pregnancy. some websites say i'm on week 17, some say week 18.

god forbid my son to ever do that.

keep him away from charles then

i'll just teach him to do everything the opposite charles does.

- don't clean your hands on your clothes.

- if you're eating in front of the tv, put the plate under your mouth, don't bring the food all the way over having half of it ending up on the floor

- eat with your mouth closed

- do no have a drink every time you take a bite. chew first, swallow, and then every now and then drink something.

etc

Please say you are joking

those things mentioned above will be what i'll teach my son to do, not what charles does

what? do u disagree with that?

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

Dear HAL,

I'm thinking about going to rent Hellboy 2 on Bluray, would you recommend it?

Dear Tavo,

HAL 9000 will place it next on his DVD queue. Done.

Tavo feels excluded and let down, HAL didn't answer his question. Tavo didn't ask HAL to let him know about his Netflix queue.

HAL 9000 apologizes for letting Tavo down. HAL 9000 will now proceed to download it from an unnamed source... done...

opinion:

It was entertaining and recommended. More monsters than in the first installment.

*COMPUTERIZED ROAR*

Ahhh que mensos los 2 I literally LOL'd

[HAL 9000 96]

This is an automatic response to your message. You should receive a reply to your message within 48 hours.

Thank you for your patience,

HAL 9000 away message # 23

[rocks 494]

dear hal,

do you have any suggestions for getting over a "head cold" other than lots of fruit and liquids?

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I hear HAL went to buy MAR10000 a new set of components so he is currently offline.

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

I hear HAL went to buy MAR10000 a new set of components so he is currently offline.

Victoria's Secret??

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I hear HAL went to buy MAR10000 a new set of components so he is currently offline.

Victoria's Secret??

no pervert. un abrigo en GAP

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

I hear HAL went to buy MAR10000 a new set of components so he is currently offline.

Victoria's Secret??

no pervert. un abrigo en GAP

BUUU! Hay Sor Len!! u r not fun

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I hear HAL went to buy MAR10000 a new set of components so he is currently offline.

Victoria's Secret??

no pervert. un abrigo en GAP

BUUU! Hay Sor Len!! u r not fun

igualado

[Ban Hammer 13,335]

god forbid my son to ever do that.

keep him away from charles then

i'll just teach him to do everything the opposite charles does.

- don't clean your hands on your clothes.

- if you're eating in front of the tv, put the plate under your mouth, don't bring the food all the way over having half of it ending up on the floor

- eat with your mouth closed

- do no have a drink every time you take a bite. chew first, swallow, and then every now and then drink something.

etc

Please say you are joking

those things mentioned above will be what i'll teach my son to do, not what charles does

at least she left out farting.

[MissStacey 1]

god forbid my son to ever do that.

keep him away from charles then

i'll just teach him to do everything the opposite charles does.

- don't clean your hands on your clothes.

- if you're eating in front of the tv, put the plate under your mouth, don't bring the food all the way over having half of it ending up on the floor

- eat with your mouth closed

- do no have a drink every time you take a bite. chew first, swallow, and then every now and then drink something.

etc

Please say you are joking

those things mentioned above will be what i'll teach my son to do, not what charles does

at least she left out farting.

We refer to farts as "a$$ ghosts"

Right now there is some activity in the living room (where my husband is) and that is why I am in the office.

Edited November 14, 2008 by MissStacey

[HAL 9000 96]

dear HAL9000,

i'm confused about my pregnancy. some websites say i'm on week 17, some say week 18.

god forbid my son to ever do that.

keep him away from charles then

i'll just teach him to do everything the opposite charles does.

- don't clean your hands on your clothes.

- if you're eating in front of the tv, put the plate under your mouth, don't bring the food all the way over having half of it ending up on the floor

- eat with your mouth closed

- do no have a drink every time you take a bite. chew first, swallow, and then every now and then drink something.

etc

Please say you are joking

those things mentioned above will be what i'll teach my son to do, not what charles does

what? do u disagree with that?

Dear Nessa,

HAL 9000 believes that baby will come when baby is ready. And HAL 9000 also wishes you the most comfortable pregnancy available to be had.