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Dorks... :lol:

Do not -repeat- do not mess with HAL 9000. You do not want to upset THE BRAIN :unsure:

Correct.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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1st of all, it doesn't have a brain, he is a M-A-C-H-I-N-E m'key?

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Piyei? :D

*misspelled to avoid lynching*

Edited by GueraYTavo

05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

06/05/10 Real GREEN Card RECEIVED!

01/17/13 Sent application for US Citizenship!!!

01/19/13 Arrived to Arizona Lockbox

01/24/13 Notice of Action

01/25/13 Check cashed

01/28/13 NOA received by mail and biometrics letter mailed as per uscis.gov

02/14/13 Biometrics appointment

03/18/13 In-line for inteview

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Thanks HAL9000; I appreciate your dedication.

However, is there a way in which we could make people who speak loudly on their cellphones vanish in thin air?

I'm with you on THAT one... loudly or incessantly, especially in close spaces like elevators and buses...grrr. :girlwerewolf2xn:

I love the people who use them in public bathrooms. I'll go into a stall and start grunting and groaning.

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Dear HAL,

I beg of you not to overheat your circuits by reading to my brother Tavo's incoherence... it is well known that living in TX has certain effects on the human brain that well, are, dangerous.

Please have cyber mercy on us and let me know whether I should stfu or respond to stupidity on VJ.

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If Tavo unleashes HAL 9000's fury we will ALL transform into exact replicas of...... no! I can't say it! Stop Tavo, Stop!!! :crying:

I will turn him into a Republican.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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Dear HAL,

I beg of you not to overheat your circuits by reading to my brother Tavo's incoherence... it is well known that living in TX has certain effects on the human brain that well, are, dangerous.

Please have cyber mercy on us and let me know whether I should stfu or respond to stupidity on VJ.

Amma shot ya' with ma rifle if you keep on talking about the great state of TX

I will turn him into a Republican.

Hahahaha,

Others have tried w/no success, ask the wife and the in-laws ;)

Edited by GueraYTavo

05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

06/05/10 Real GREEN Card RECEIVED!

01/17/13 Sent application for US Citizenship!!!

01/19/13 Arrived to Arizona Lockbox

01/24/13 Notice of Action

01/25/13 Check cashed

01/28/13 NOA received by mail and biometrics letter mailed as per uscis.gov

02/14/13 Biometrics appointment

03/18/13 In-line for inteview

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Dear HAL,

I beg of you not to overheat your circuits by reading to my brother Tavo's incoherence... it is well known that living in TX has certain effects on the human brain that well, are, dangerous.

Please have cyber mercy on us and let me know whether I should stfu or respond to stupidity on VJ.

HAL 9000 wishes for all to speak their minds.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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Dear HAL,

I beg of you not to overheat your circuits by reading to my brother Tavo's incoherence... it is well known that living in TX has certain effects on the human brain that well, are, dangerous.

Please have cyber mercy on us and let me know whether I should stfu or respond to stupidity on VJ.

HAL 9000 wishes for all to speak their minds.

:rofl:

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If Tavo unleashes HAL 9000's fury we will ALL transform into exact replicas of...... no! I can't say it! Stop Tavo, Stop!!! :crying:

I will turn him into a Republican.

freakshow_lcr-bb.jpg

Computerized lol...

Tavo... HAL 9000 is not your wife.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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Have you ever experienced the fury of a redhead???

Ask Len and she'll tell you, Tavo knowssss HAL 9000 is NOT the wife

Edited by GueraYTavo

05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

06/05/10 Real GREEN Card RECEIVED!

01/17/13 Sent application for US Citizenship!!!

01/19/13 Arrived to Arizona Lockbox

01/24/13 Notice of Action

01/25/13 Check cashed

01/28/13 NOA received by mail and biometrics letter mailed as per uscis.gov

02/14/13 Biometrics appointment

03/18/13 In-line for inteview

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hal what is your date of birth

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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