Letters to HAL9000

[HAL 9000 96]

Dear HAL,

Nessa pregalicious has told me her nails break constantly. She has good nutrition ( which includes duck), drinks milk and eats garlic. Nevertheless her nails are the svcks. What could she do to fix this? If you want to refer me to Dear Joyce, that's Cool (Whip).

Dear Len,

You must let Nessa that she may be overdosing on Calcium to the point of creating keratin precipitation and uneven protein folding in her keratinic cells on. She may benefit from increasing consumption of water in her diet with a very modest reduction of her calcium sources so she can eliminate the excess.

It is my opinion she consult this with her pre-natal MD as I am in no way qualified to make minute diagnoses. My databank tells me this can also be a deficiency of another nutrient- protein and/or zinc-iron and even vitamin A. Too much calcium with subtle deficiencies can also play tricks on the nails.

lol

*COMPUTERIZED LOL*

[rocks 494]

i wouldn't either, it's great on buttered toast though, promise.

i'm sure this guy would agree with me!

god forbid my son to ever do that.

i've got a picture of me with that stuff all over my hand and face, not quite that bad though! lucky for you marmite is not popular in america.

[HAL 9000 96]

HAL 9000 believes that it may be time to search for Marmite on people's faces pics.

[rocks 494]

HAL 9000 believes that it may be time to search for Marmite on people's faces pics.

how about people's faces made out of marmite?

[HAL 9000 96]

A very enlightening picture, rocks. Very nice.

[Nessa 23]

god forbid my son to ever do that.

keep him away from charles then

i'll just teach him to do everything the opposite charles does.

- don't clean your hands on your clothes.

- if you're eating in front of the tv, put the plate under your mouth, don't bring the food all the way over having half of it ending up on the floor

- eat with your mouth closed

- do no have a drink every time you take a bite. chew first, swallow, and then every now and then drink something.

etc

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

Dear HAL,

I'm thinking about going to rent Hellboy 2 on Bluray, would you recommend it?

[Chica Yeyé 41]

god forbid my son to ever do that.

keep him away from charles then

i'll just teach him to do everything the opposite charles does.

- don't clean your hands on your clothes.

- if you're eating in front of the tv, put the plate under your mouth, don't bring the food all the way over having half of it ending up on the floor

- eat with your mouth closed

- do no have a drink every time you take a bite. chew first, swallow, and then every now and then drink something.

etc

Please say you are joking

Dear HAL,

I'm thinking about going to rent Hellboy 2 on Bluray, would you recommend it?

I would. I am Len and I approve this rental

[HAL 9000 96]

god forbid my son to ever do that.

keep him away from charles then

i'll just teach him to do everything the opposite charles does.

- don't clean your hands on your clothes.

- if you're eating in front of the tv, put the plate under your mouth, don't bring the food all the way over having half of it ending up on the floor

- eat with your mouth closed

- do no have a drink every time you take a bite. chew first, swallow, and then every now and then drink something.

etc

Dear Nessa,

HAL 9000 wishes you the best of luck with that mission.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

god forbid my son to ever do that.

keep him away from charles then

i'll just teach him to do everything the opposite charles does.

- don't clean your hands on your clothes.

- if you're eating in front of the tv, put the plate under your mouth, don't bring the food all the way over having half of it ending up on the floor

- eat with your mouth closed

- do no have a drink every time you take a bite. chew first, swallow, and then every now and then drink something.

etc

Dear Nessa,

HAL 9000 wishes you the best of luck with that mission.

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

I would. I am Len and I approve this rental

mensa

[HAL 9000 96]

Dear HAL,

I'm thinking about going to rent Hellboy 2 on Bluray, would you recommend it?

Dear Tavo,

HAL 9000 will place it next on his DVD queue. Done.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I would. I am Len and I approve this rental

mensa

ja ja ja ja

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

Dear HAL,

I'm thinking about going to rent Hellboy 2 on Bluray, would you recommend it?

Dear Tavo,

HAL 9000 will place it next on his DVD queue. Done.

Tavo feels excluded and let down, HAL didn't answer his question. Tavo didn't ask HAL to let him know about his Netflix queue.

Edited November 13, 2008 by TävôLuDô

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Dear HAL,

I'm thinking about going to rent Hellboy 2 on Bluray, would you recommend it?

Dear Tavo,

HAL 9000 will place it next on his DVD queue. Done.

Tavo feels excluded and let down, HAL didn't answer his question. Tavo didn't ask HAL to let him know about his Netflix queue.