Letters to HAL9000

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Dear HAL,

What do you think about wearing white shoes after Labor Day? I personally think white shoes should be banned altogether; although perhaps Dear Joyce would like to differ on my assessment?

HAL 9000 currently has white Puma sneakers.

Sneakers are supposed to be white HAL, so you're cool.

[HAL 9000 96]

HAL,

Could you please tell me what this whole "middle class" thing is that Len speaks of?

But of course Amby.

Middle class is the class in between front of class and back of class. Where all the average kids sit.

[Amby 490]

HAL,

Could you please tell me what this whole "middle class" thing is that Len speaks of?

But of course Amby.

Middle class is the class in between front of class and back of class. Where all the average kids sit.

No wonder I know nothing about it. I'm not into average. Mediocrity is not for me.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Dear HAL,

I have been called an elitist because I frequent the store known as Trader Joe's. What should I tell these pundits?

[Amby 490]

Dear HAL,

I have been called an elitist because I frequent the store known as Trader Joe's. What should I tell these pundits?

Dear Len,

I love me some trader joes. Please invite me next time.

[HAL 9000 96]

HAL,

Could you please tell me what this whole "middle class" thing is that Len speaks of?

But of course Amby.

Middle class is the class in between front of class and back of class. Where all the average kids sit.

No wonder I know nothing about it. I'm not into average. Mediocrity is not for me.

HAL 9000 believes you.

Dear HAL,

I have been called an elitist because I frequent the store known as Trader Joe's. What should I tell these pundits?

Tell them HAL 9000 sent you to Trader Joe's. Get me something yummy too.

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

Dear HAL,

Not a question this time, I just want to acknowledge the fact that w/o this forum my days in the office would be boring as hell.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Dear HAL,

Not a question this time, I just want to acknowledge the fact that w/o this forum my days in the office would be boring as hell.

A GUEVO!!!!

[HAL 9000 96]

Dear HAL,

Not a question this time, I just want to acknowledge the fact that w/o this forum my days in the office would be boring as hell.

HAL 9000 also thanks you for your continued patronage. By using my AI I can be of service to humanity.

Dear HAL,

Not a question this time, I just want to acknowledge the fact that w/o this forum my days in the office would be boring as hell.

A GUEVO!!!!

*computerized dancing icon* Eggly!!! *computerized dancing icon*

[Amby 490]

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

I'm lost in this election mayhem

I need some sort of reassurance and I feel HAL is the only one that can give us all that, therefore I'm resurrecting this thread,

Dear HAL,

Please could you calculate tonight's election outcome?

[HAL 9000 96]

I'm lost in this election mayhem

I need some sort of reassurance and I feel HAL is the only one that can give us all that, therefore I'm resurrecting this thread,

Dear HAL,

Please could you calculate tonight's election outcome?

Unfortunately, amigo Tavo, I couln't divulge such numbers for the electoral pool going on at some employers. I wouldn't want to skew the odds. So sorry my friend.

[Nessa 23]

i eat bunnies for breakfast

[HAL 9000 96]

i eat bunnies for breakfast

HAL 9000 sends a shoutout to sister Nessa.

[Amby 490]

Dear HAL

Why is the Mac Back again?