Letters to HAL9000

[HAL 9000 96]

Dear Len,

I just hijacked this one by writing to you instead of HAL. I'll take my spanking now.

HAL 9000 can accept indirect questions as well. I can administer a spanking but it will be performed by one of the extravehicular pod arms.

For statistical purposes, your intended hijack can be classified by the criteria above. HAL 9000 is once again accurate in his theoretical description, luckily.

[Amby 490]

HAL what should I do if I drank too much cold medicine?

[HAL 9000 96]

HAL what should I do if I drank too much cold medicine?

Amby, you should drink plenty of fluids if the dosage was slightly above the recommended dosage. If the cold medicine contains anti-inflammatory drugs then seek medical attention for an IV drip. Be careful with these medications... your liver will thank you in the long haul.

[Amby 490]

HAL what should I do if I drank too much cold medicine?

Amby, you should drink plenty of fluids if the dosage was slightly above the recommended dosage. If the cold medicine contains anti-inflammatory drugs then seek medical attention for an IV drip. Be careful with these medications... your liver will thank you in the long haul.

Thanks for the tips

[HAL 9000 96]

Always to serve.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Dear HAL,

Do you think peoplezzzz will make inappropriate comments about the passing of Obama's abuela? If so, how soon will it begin. Do tell.

[HAL 9000 96]

Dear HAL,

Do you think peoplezzzz will make inappropriate comments about the passing of Obama's abuela? If so, how soon will it begin. Do tell.

I believe at some point someone will say that people will now feel sorry for Obama and vote for him because of his grandma's passing. This comes from analyzing the trend that his opposition is attempting to use the color of grass against Obama's campaign.

[Nothing1234 2]

Dear Hal, when did you last call your mother(board)?

[HAL 9000 96]

Dear Hal, when did you last call your mother(board)?

Excellent question, Nawal.

HAL 9000 calls his mother(board) on occasion, usually weekly. On top of that, he stays in touch via datapacket transfer every few 24 hour cycles. You know, status updates and that sort of thing that keeps a momma computer happy.

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

Tavo loves his mommy and she is in town right now pampering her baby boy!!

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Tavo loves his mommy and she is in town right now pampering her baby boy!!

Pinchi Tavo Pañalón

Dear Hal, when did you last call your mother(board)?

Sister Nawal, FTW!!

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

Tavo loves his mommy and she is in town right now pampering her baby boy!!

Pinchi Tavo Pañalón

Pura envidia

Edited November 3, 2008 by GueraYTavo

[HAL 9000 96]

HAL 9000 also speaks español.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Mierda. Hmm.

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

HAL 9000 also speaks español.

Tu parles francais aussi mon cher ami, souviens toi

You also speak french my friend, remember