Letters to HAL9000

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Dear HAL9000,

It seems you are developing quite a following on VJ these days of political and social turmoil. So riddle me this.... what do you see in store for the next year? Will the economy improve? Will housing prices become stable? Will cookies and cream will finally be discontinued as the most disgusting ice cream ever?

I appeal to your logic and sense of impartiality.

Thanks.

[Sister Fracas 5]

Will cookies and cream finally be discontinued as the most disgusting ice cream ever?

surely you jest...

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Will cookies and cream finally be discontinued as the most disgusting ice cream ever?

surely you jest...

Bren likes it. I don't

[morocco4ever 63]

Will cookies and cream will finally be discontinued as the most disgusting ice cream ever?

I must concur.

[Amby 490]

Cookies n cream ice cream is death in a carton. It's also disgusting.

[Sister Fracas 5]

Will cookies and cream finally be discontinued as the most disgusting ice cream ever?

surely you jest...

Bren likes it. I don't

I'm not sure I've had it, but how could cookies and ice cream together be a bad thing?

[almaty 19]

whoa..some haters here..cookies and cream, ftw!

brother bren/bff fracas are indeed right thinking

[HAL 9000 96]

Dear HAL9000,

It seems you are developing quite a following on VJ these days of political and social turmoil. So riddle me this.... what do you see in store for the next year? Will the economy improve? Will housing prices become stable? Will cookies and cream will finally be discontinued as the most disgusting ice cream ever?

I appeal to your logic and sense of impartiality.

Thanks.

My circuits are processing your data requests...

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Next year will see very predictable patterns of VJers coming and going. Politics and socioeconomics will continue to be talk of the message boards- some people berating the new president's tough choices while others will quietly continue to see their political efforts arm wrestle in Washington. But to some potential improvement, I foresee.

The economy will continue its roller coaster ride in a generalized destabilizing trend towards lower home prices, but at a lesser slope than we see these days. Spring going on to Summer 2009 will see a bottom effect in the housing market. Interest rates will follow the market and begin to be upwards adjusted approximately 2-3 months posterior to the market bottom.

Sadly, many people, seeking solace in the sugar product industry, will increase their consumption of all products sweet. Cookies and Cream chocolate bars, dough, and ice cream products will be sought after even more. Bren will be happy. Take comfort in that fact.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Thanks HAL9000; I appreciate your dedication.

However, is there a way in which we could make people who speak loudly on their cellphones vanish in thin air?

[Sister Fracas 5]

Thanks HAL9000; I appreciate your dedication.

However, is there a way in which we could make people who speak loudly on their cellphones vanish in thin air?

I'm with you on THAT one... loudly or incessantly, especially in close spaces like elevators and buses...grrr.

[HAL 9000 96]

Thanks HAL9000; I appreciate your dedication.

However, is there a way in which we could make people who speak loudly on their cellphones vanish in thin air?

There is one laser cannon assembly I have access to. The scientists working on the project still need to produce the prototype to make it fit in most purses and/or backpacks.

Here is a fast photo of the prototype:

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

Dorks...

[Sister Fracas 5]

Dorks...

you called?

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Dorks...

Do not -repeat- do not mess with HAL 9000. You do not want to upset THE BRAIN

[Amby 490]

HAL -

I'm in love with a tranny. Please tell me how I can remedy this problem.

Thanks,

Island Ruler