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10 Things not to say after meeting your friend's significant other.

10. When you are done with him, can I have him?

9. hey congrats! Whens it due? Oh..she's NOT pregnant??

8. He seems really nice, but he looks almost exactly like this guy I met at the swinger's convention last weekend. Hey, he doesn't have a tatoo on his butt, does he?

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10. When you are done with him, can I have him?

9. hey congrats! Whens it due? Oh..she's NOT pregnant??

8. He seems really nice, but he looks almost exactly like this guy I met at the swinger's convention last weekend. Hey, he doesn't have a tatoo on his butt, does he?

7. You said he was ugly...looks fine to me!

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10. When you are done with him, can I have him?

9. hey congrats! Whens it due? Oh..she's NOT pregnant??

8. He seems really nice, but he looks almost exactly like this guy I met at the swinger's convention last weekend. Hey, he doesn't have a tatoo on his butt, does he?

7. You said he was ugly...looks fine to me!

6. Is she a "spitter" or a "swallower"?

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10-30-09: Oath Ceremony

11-20-09: Received Passport!!!

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almaty   19

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5. #######? is she suffering from down's syndrone

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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10 Things not to say after meeting your friend's significant other.

10. When you are done with him, can I have him?

9. hey congrats! Whens it due? Oh..she's NOT pregnant??

8. He seems really nice, but he looks almost exactly like this guy I met at the swinger's convention last weekend. Hey, he doesn't have a tatoo on his butt, does he?

7. You said he was ugly...looks fine to me!

6. Is she a "spitter" or a "swallower"?

5. #######? is she suffering from down's syndrone

4. Didn't I see you at the sex re-assignment clinic?

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to a female..damn good mustache

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Marilyn. Grand Master

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10 Things not to say after meeting your friend's significant other.

10. When you are done with him, can I have him?

9. hey congrats! Whens it due? Oh..she's NOT pregnant??

8. He seems really nice, but he looks almost exactly like this guy I met at the swinger's convention last weekend. Hey, he doesn't have a tatoo on his butt, does he?

7. You said he was ugly...looks fine to me!

6. Is she a "spitter" or a "swallower"?

5. #######? is she suffering from down's syndrone

4. Didn't I see you at the sex re-assignment clinic?

3. to a female..damn good mustache

2. WOW, He is Old!!!

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10 Things not to say after meeting your friend's significant other.

10. When you are done with him, can I have him?

9. hey congrats! Whens it due? Oh..she's NOT pregnant??

8. He seems really nice, but he looks almost exactly like this guy I met at the swinger's convention last weekend. Hey, he doesn't have a tatoo on his butt, does he?

7. You said he was ugly...looks fine to me!

6. Is she a "spitter" or a "swallower"?

5. #######? is she suffering from down's syndrone

4. Didn't I see you at the sex re-assignment clinic?

3. to a female..damn good mustache

2. WOW, He is Old!!!

1. God, we thought he'd NEVER find someone..Its so great you don't have any hang ups about herpes

Top 10 things not to say when you see the new baby

10. Woah! Is its head SUPPOSED to be that shape?

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7. E.T. is being remade...he/she would be PERFECT!

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Kathryn41 Grand Master

Kathryn41   3,205

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5. Well, maybe you will have better luck with the next one

“...Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world. It wouldn't be half so interesting if we knew all about everything, would it? There'd be no scope for imagination then, would there?”

.― Lucy Maude Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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4) Wow, her ears are huge! I'm sure she'll grow into them ;)

Dawny(UK) and Tommy(South Carolina) The Journey Begins!!

- January 17, 2007 - Sent I-129F

- January 23, 2007 - I-129F received at TSC!

- January 30, 2007 - NOA1 sent!

- February 1, 2007 - Touched!

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- February 5, 2007 - Tommy received NOA1 (Hard copy!) Yay!

- April 5, 2007 - Tommy is coming to me for 12 days yay!! :)

- Impatiently waiting!

- April 27, 2007 - NOA2!! :)

- April 28, 2007 - Touched, oh my!

- May 11, 2007 - NVC receives our stuffs :)

- May 15, 2007 - NVC Sends our stuffs to London, yay! :)

- May 29, 2007 - Packet 3 received.

- June 7 , 2007 - Packet 3 returned to Embassy.

- July 11, 2007 - Received Packet 4.

- August 16, 2007 - Interview at 10AM :)

- March 19, 2008 - Court allows permission to take my daughter to live in the US! :)

- March 31, 2008 - Sent Passports and documents to the Embassy. Waiting for Visas...

- April 10, 2008 - Visas in hand!!! Omgosh!!

- June 23, 2008 - Going home to my man, finally :) POE (ATL)

- 08-08-08 - Wedding :)

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