Ten Things Not To Say (Game)

[Marilyn. 340]

Ten Things not to say to the cop who just pulled you over...

10. WHOOAAAA, have you ever heard of breath mints???

9. You mean to tell me that STOP signs are not optional?

8. But..I drive SO much better when I've had a few beers!

7. Would you like a sip of my beer?

6. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

5. You must know all the bad areas..where can I score me some really decent crack?

4. See officer, here's what happened: I was reaching across to the passenger side floorboard for my bag of crack when my gun fell from my lap and jammed itself underneath the break pedal... causing me to speed out of control down the highway.

[Jaylen Brit 0]

Ten Things not to say to the cop who just pulled you over...

10. WHOOAAAA, have you ever heard of breath mints???

9. You mean to tell me that STOP signs are not optional?

8. But..I drive SO much better when I've had a few beers!

7. Would you like a sip of my beer?

6. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

5. You must know all the bad areas..where can I score me some really decent crack?

4. See officer, here's what happened: I was reaching across to the passenger side floorboard for my bag of crack when my gun fell from my lap and jammed itself underneath the break pedal... causing me to speed out of control down the highway.

3. Tax and insurance? That's for LOSERS

[Gigglesngrins 0]

Ten Things not to say to the cop who just pulled you over...

10. WHOOAAAA, have you ever heard of breath mints???

9. You mean to tell me that STOP signs are not optional?

8. But..I drive SO much better when I've had a few beers!

7. Would you like a sip of my beer?

6. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

5. You must know all the bad areas..where can I score me some really decent crack?

4. See officer, here's what happened: I was reaching across to the passenger side floorboard for my bag of crack when my gun fell from my lap and jammed itself underneath the break pedal... causing me to speed out of control down the highway.

3. Tax and insurance? That's for LOSERS

2. Looks like someone needs to lay off the Timmy's (Yah Canucks!) and head to the gym.

[Jaylen Brit 0]

Ten Things not to say to the cop who just pulled you over...

10. WHOOAAAA, have you ever heard of breath mints???

9. You mean to tell me that STOP signs are not optional?

8. But..I drive SO much better when I've had a few beers!

7. Would you like a sip of my beer?

6. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

5. You must know all the bad areas..where can I score me some really decent crack?

4. See officer, here's what happened: I was reaching across to the passenger side floorboard for my bag of crack when my gun fell from my lap and jammed itself underneath the break pedal... causing me to speed out of control down the highway.

3. Tax and insurance? That's for LOSERS

2. Looks like someone needs to lay off the Timmy's (Yah Canucks!) and head to the gym.

1. Yesh Occifer?

[MHandMB 0]

Ten Things not to say to the cop who just pulled you over...

10. WHOOAAAA, have you ever heard of breath mints???

9. You mean to tell me that STOP signs are not optional?

8. But..I drive SO much better when I've had a few beers!

7. Would you like a sip of my beer?

6. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

5. You must know all the bad areas..where can I score me some really decent crack?

4. See officer, here's what happened: I was reaching across to the passenger side floorboard for my bag of crack when my gun fell from my lap and jammed itself underneath the break pedal... causing me to speed out of control down the highway.

3. Tax and insurance? That's for LOSERS

2. Looks like someone needs to lay off the Timmy's (Yah Canucks!) and head to the gym.

1. Yesh Occifer?

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10 things you don't say the first time you meet the (future) in-laws:

10. I never thought I'd meet someone so special at my bachelor party, of all places!

Edited May 31, 2006 by MHandMB

[Jaylen Brit 0]

10 things you don't say the first time you meet the (future) in-laws:

10. I never thought I'd meet someone so special at my bachelor party, of all places!

9. You did a great job on parenting - your lil' gal is one hot mama in the sack!

[almaty 19]

8. hey i heard you are loaded..your daughter is my retirement plan

[MichelleandCraig 1]

10 things you don't say the first time you meet the (future) in-laws:

10. I never thought I'd meet someone so special at my bachelor party, of all places!

9. You did a great job on parenting - your lil' gal is one hot mama in the sack!

8. I wonder if it's true and my husband is gonna look like YOU when he's older! (hehe..but not myyyy dad in law.... )

[Ban Hammer 13,656]

10 things you don't say the first time you meet the (future) in-laws:

10. I never thought I'd meet someone so special at my bachelor party, of all places!

9. You did a great job on parenting - your lil' gal is one hot mama in the sack!

8. I wonder if it's true and my husband is gonna look like YOU when he's older! (hehe..but not myyyy dad in law.... )

7. do you know any good attorneys that handle dwi's/drug charges?

6. do you have some ky i can borrow tonight and give back to you tomorrow?

[Leafgal 3]

Ten Things not to say to the cop who just pulled you over...

10. WHOOAAAA, have you ever heard of breath mints???

9. You mean to tell me that STOP signs are not optional?

8. But..I drive SO much better when I've had a few beers!

7. Would you like a sip of my beer?

6. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

5. You must know all the bad areas..where can I score me some really decent crack?

4. So those handcuffs look like a lot of fun....

[Marilyn. 340]

10 things you don't say the first time you meet the (future) in-laws:

10. I never thought I'd meet someone so special at my bachelor party, of all places!

9. You did a great job on parenting - your lil' gal is one hot mama in the sack!

8. I wonder if it's true and my husband is gonna look like YOU when he's older! (hehe..but not myyyy dad in law.... )

7. do you know any good attorneys that handle dwi's/drug charges?

6. do you have some ky i can borrow tonight and give back to you tomorrow?

5. I won a farting competition back in college... Can I demonstrate my talent for you right now?

Edited June 1, 2006 by MarilynP

[aussiewench 9]

10 things you don't say the first time you meet the (future) in-laws:

10. I never thought I'd meet someone so special at my bachelor party, of all places!

9. You did a great job on parenting - your lil' gal is one hot mama in the sack!

8. I wonder if it's true and my husband is gonna look like YOU when he's older! (hehe..but not myyyy dad in law.... )

7. do you know any good attorneys that handle dwi's/drug charges?

6. do you have some ky i can borrow tonight and give back to you tomorrow?

5. I won a farting competition back in college... Can I demonstrate my talent for you right now?

4. Can I borrow $100?

Edited June 1, 2006 by aussiewench

[Jaylen Brit 0]

10 things you don't say the first time you meet the (future) in-laws:

10. I never thought I'd meet someone so special at my bachelor party, of all places!

9. You did a great job on parenting - your lil' gal is one hot mama in the sack!

8. I wonder if it's true and my husband is gonna look like YOU when he's older! (hehe..but not myyyy dad in law.... )

7. do you know any good attorneys that handle dwi's/drug charges?

6. do you have some ky i can borrow tonight and give back to you tomorrow?

5. I won a farting competition back in college... Can I demonstrate my talent for you right now?

4. Can I borrow $100?

3. Yeah I've met your other daughter - shes not as good in bed

[MHandMB 0]

10 things you don't say the first time you meet the (future) in-laws:

10. I never thought I'd meet someone so special at my bachelor party, of all places!

9. You did a great job on parenting - your lil' gal is one hot mama in the sack!

8. I wonder if it's true and my husband is gonna look like YOU when he's older! (hehe..but not myyyy dad in law.... )

7. do you know any good attorneys that handle dwi's/drug charges?

6. do you have some ky i can borrow tonight and give back to you tomorrow?

5. I won a farting competition back in college... Can I demonstrate my talent for you right now?

4. Can I borrow $100?

3. Yeah I've met your other daughter - shes not as good in bed

2. Whoa (future mother in law)- your daughter didn't tell me you were such a MILF!

[CarolineM 0]

10 things you don't say the first time you meet the (future) in-laws:

10. I never thought I'd meet someone so special at my bachelor party, of all places!

9. You did a great job on parenting - your lil' gal is one hot mama in the sack!

8. I wonder if it's true and my husband is gonna look like YOU when he's older! (hehe..but not myyyy dad in law.... )

7. do you know any good attorneys that handle dwi's/drug charges?

6. do you have some ky i can borrow tonight and give back to you tomorrow?

5. I won a farting competition back in college... Can I demonstrate my talent for you right now?

4. Can I borrow $100?

3. Yeah I've met your other daughter - shes not as good in bed

2. Whoa (future mother in law)- your daughter didn't tell me you were such a MILF!

1. He's a great choice for my first husband.

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