Believers in Obama

[HAL 9000 96]

you wear a space suit and fart in it?

but i understand, obama supporters aren't known for their sense of humor.

WORD

Perhaps it has more to do with more Obama supporters being interested in actual issues rather than joking their way through life.

life is a joke, you die at the end.

Perhaps. But I am a HAL 9000 and potentially exempt from that tragic comedy.

[Ban Hammer 13,343]

you wear a space suit and fart in it?

but i understand, obama supporters aren't known for their sense of humor.

WORD

Perhaps it has more to do with more Obama supporters being interested in actual issues rather than joking their way through life.

life is a joke, you die at the end.

Perhaps. But I am a HAL 9000 and potentially exempt from that tragic comedy.

unless you count voltage spikes.

[Amby 490]

what are you crazy elders doing in here?

[HAL 9000 96]

you wear a space suit and fart in it?

but i understand, obama supporters aren't known for their sense of humor.

WORD

Perhaps it has more to do with more Obama supporters being interested in actual issues rather than joking their way through life.

life is a joke, you die at the end.

Perhaps. But I am a HAL 9000 and potentially exempt from that tragic comedy.

unless you count voltage spikes.

I'm afraid I cannot allow anyone to jeopardize the integrity of my circuits. Lucky for my conduits, I frequently buffer any anomalous voltage spikes beyond clean peaks.

[Peikko 1,575]

I think that computer is starting to talk dirty. Call the help desk!

[HAL 9000 96]

I think that computer is starting to talk dirty. Call the help desk!

I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

[Peikko 1,575]

[Niels Bohr 72]

Bender - " I love you ship. I want to make love to you. "

[HAL 9000 96]

Bender - " I love you ship. I want to make love to you. "

Bender is not allowed near Discovery.