Wench on a mission

[dode 0]

Greeting Lorelle

I just wanted to say Good Luck on your interview. We all know you'll do well on that day (of course)

Have a nice cold drink soon you've done on level 59....lots of places to go in martin place.

Hey, you could have done DCF since the get go, but come to think those you've help on your post..... . You've been a great help to everyone on VJ. Sharing journey with you is just fantastic....

Hope to see you before you go to America, drinks is on me....

Cheers

Gloria

[Tim and Bethanie 1]

Lorelle I was absent from the forums for sometime due to our wait. I must say you have added some real personality to VJ, in a few short weeks you have made me laugh as well as given good advice. You are surely a blessing to so many. Wishing you much luck and waiting to read..............VISA IN HAND!

See learned something new from you..........(let's hope it works)

[munchkins 0]

Awww Lorelle, what can I say that has not already been said, you have been tremendous on here and I for one know I would not have got through half of it without your helpfull posts and everything else.

You are a star and I know you are going to knock them dead and come out with the biggest grin on your face

AND THEN YOU WILL REACH FOR THE BAILEYS

GOOD LUCK LORELLE, we are all routing for you

[Patricia_and_andy 0]

how so very exciting!!!! Can't wait to hear the approval story!!

wooohooo!!!

[Dina 0]

I am still a VJ newbie, but I can't begin to tell you how much your presence here means to me, Aussie. From one wench to another, I know you're gonna breeze through the interview and will be on your way to the US very soon. My best wishes and hopes are with you!

[Peggy 1]

Good to see Mr Wench on VJ

[almaty 19]

Hello back...to you all. Just about the time Lorelle arrives, hurricane season should be here! Will have to raise the sails on the catarmaran and head far out to sea...perhaps an island!

you are the man...my best to you and your lorelle...dean

[Ban Hammer 13,333]

that's an idea, a pirate joke thread.

what's a pirate love to find on land but not on a woman?

- a sunken chest

[I'm Gone 60]

I'm sure you will do fine, just try not to mention anything about chewing on bones and remember to bring a comfortable cushion for your sore butt.

[aussiewench 9]

I'm sure you will do fine, just try not to mention anything about chewing on bones and remember to bring a comfortable cushion for your sore butt.

hahahahahaha awwwwwwwwww and you remembered the bones

[almaty 19]

I'm sure you will do fine, just try not to mention anything about chewing on bones and remember to bring a comfortable cushion for your sore butt.

hahahahahaha awwwwwwwwww and you remembered the bones

and keep that huge ferret out of your azz at the interview...

[aussiewench 9]

I'm sure you will do fine, just try not to mention anything about chewing on bones and remember to bring a comfortable cushion for your sore butt.

hahahahahaha awwwwwwwwww and you remembered the bones

and keep that huge ferret out of your azz at the interview...

4 DAYS TILL INTERVIEW

Edited June 1, 2006 by aussiewench

[Marilyn. 340]

A large Humpback whale is lazily enjoying a beautiful day when he sees a female Humpback whale just a little ways off, and he thinks to himself that he's going to try to impress her...

He swims over to her, and breeches the surface, showing off the large hump on his back.

She looked unimpressed as she breached and showed a larger more well formed hump herself.

Now, a little embarrassed, he tries again to impress her by taking a breath and blowing a huge cloud of mist and water with a really nice rainbow in it.

Once again she looked unimpressed and she blew a larger cloud of mist, with a more beautiful rainbow.

Now clearly agitated, the Male sees a Navel vessel in the distance and races off toward it. Just before he collides with the ship, he dives, jumps out of the water and as he sails over the bow of the ship, he plucks a sailor off the deck and in one gulp swallows him whole!

He swam back to her very proud of himself, only to find the female object of his attentions with a disgusted look on her face...

As she swam off she said..."I'll Hump, I'll Blow, BUT I WON'T SWALLOW SEAMEN!

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A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?"

The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?"

The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."

[aussiewench 9]

A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?"

The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?"

The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."

I love it

[Marilyn. 340]

Pirate Make Over by ####### Eye....