Wench on a mission

[djcess 0]

wow.. you must be excited!! wish you all the best Lorelle!

[aussiewench 9]

hahahaha Marilyn

You know ye are a pirate when...

...the people at work starts to talk about you as the guy who puts jolly rogers on everything.

number plate, flags, we even made our very own pirate flag......wonder what I'd look like wrapped in a jolly roger

Edited May 31, 2006 by aussiewench

[MichelleandCraig 1]

Edited May 31, 2006 by MichelleandCraig

[Marilyn. 340]

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I just found out that there is an "Internatiaonal Talk like a Pirate Day"... It occurs every year on September 19th

you can read about it here... http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

[bond2u 0]

MarilynP, I like those!

[Leafgal 3]

I just want to say congrats and all will be well on Monday. I will be thinking of you, good luck.

[Marilyn. 340]

Do you know your pirate lingo? Taake this little quiz and find out...

I got 3 out of 10

Edited May 31, 2006 by MarilynP

[aussiewench 9]

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I just found out that there is an "Internatiaonal Talk like a Pirate Day"... It occurs every year on September 19th

you can read about it here... http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

One of my favorite pirate places

Hey Baby

C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

[Marilyn. 340]

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I just found out that there is an "Internatiaonal Talk like a Pirate Day"... It occurs every year on September 19th

you can read about it here... http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

One of my favorite pirate places

Hey Baby

C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

wasn't sure you knew of the site

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Top 28 things to say at the office during Pirate Day:

28> "Argh-lad, is that Lee Elliott over there - or am I as mad as a salted herring?"

27> "Billions of blue blistering barnacles!" - Oh My God!

26> "Poke your sister with a hook"

25> "No cover sheet on your expense report? Prepare yerself to be walking the plank, matey."

24> "Hop to it, dogs: Thar be leftover catering booty in the break room for plunderin'."

23> "Sixteen men an' a copier mess -- yo, ho, ho and a bottle of toner."

22> "Avast, men! Get a telescope full of the doubloons on *that* vessel."

21> "I'll be keelhaulin' the next one of ye what leaves ye filthy Tupperware in the break room sink!"

20> "Arrr, matey, have your parrot call my parrot and we'll one day partake of noontime grub together."

19> "No, Bob Dess, I will not 'shiver your timbers.' I will, however, call my attorney."

18> "To arms, me lads! The spoils of the snack machine shall be ours, to each in a fortieth share!"

17> "Me cell phone fell deep into Davy Jones' locker Nobody flush... I'll go get me hook."

16> "Save that last donut for me, unless ya care to feel the cold steel of my hook hand up yer #######, matey."

15> "Be that a peg leg, or arrr ye just happy to cast yer eyes upon me?"

14> "Fax ahoy, mateys!"

13> "Avast! A Team Builders meeting off our schedule's port bow! Scuttle yer productivity, mateys, and prepare to be bored-ed!"

12> "No increase in me pay? Arrr, boss, let me tell ye where ye can store that hook!"

11> "Hold that elevator, ye whoreson bilge rat!"

10> "Ye bent my ear with yer lubberly questions WITHOUT tryin a reboot first? Arrr! It's the plank for you, ye mangy cur... and thank ye for calling Microsoft Tech Support!"

9> "Arrr, load the Canon, wench, and collate me copies!"

8> "Avast, ya scurvy knave! Brave be ye, for certain, but arrr ye willin' ta die fer that parking spot?"

7> "Twenty paces past the Magic Fountain of Water... bear ye left past the Chamber of Meetings... and a minute's voyage down the Great Carpeted Hallway... the unisex bathroom'll be on yer port side."

6> "Aye, if it's a large treasure chest and amazin' booty ye seek, fix yer gaze upon the receptionist."

5> "Boss, I'll be borrowin' a coupla doubloons from petty cash fer some Ho Ho's and a bottle of rum."

4> "Aaaarrrrrghhh! Who among us floated the air mead?"

3> "Arrr! I've arrr!anged for Arrr!lene in arrr!chives to send up that arrr!ticle on arrr!bitration."

2> "Avast, ye demon copy machine! Taste the wrath of my #######!"

1> "Arrr, I have made note of yer demands and I have but one question for ye: Will ye be wantin' slivers o' potato fried in the popular French style with that?"

[MichelleandCraig 1]

C'mon you are surprised(shiver me timbers?) Aussie??? hahhahahahaha Guess that's what that means..who knew???

I only got four out of 10,and here I thought I was doin' good!

I got hornswaggle, booty, avast, and the noose one right..hmmmm. Not a good pirate.

Edited May 31, 2006 by MichelleandCraig

[aussiewench 9]

5 outa 10 guess I still got some learnin'

[scumpi 0]

How far? Do you mean after the winds stop...or after you stop paddling? Arrrrrgh!

oi........you're the paddler hahahaha I go in circles remember

Noooowww.you shouldn`t talk about ``paddling`` and ``going in circles`` people to folks who at the moment don`t get any of it...ups...errrr,...mean to people who have a hangover and all this paddling and paddling and paddling and paddling can make their head spin

For the countdown

[Marilyn. 340]

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants.

The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"

And the pirate says... Aaargh, it's driving me nuts

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Why do pirates always have a bar of soap tide to them?...

So when they are shipwrecked they can wash them themself ashore

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what does a pirate and a pimp have in commen?.... they both say YO HO!

Edited May 31, 2006 by MarilynP

[aussiewench 9]

C'mon you are surprised(shiver me timbers?) Aussie??? hahhahahahaha Guess that's what that means..who knew???

hahahaha .......I just like the sound of it....####### what it means

[bond2u 0]

Well everyone (and my Special ONE), good night to you all. Have a safe "visa journey".

Your travels, be they by aircraft, vehicle, vessel, or foot, are journeys of the mind.

May YOUR journey be filled with the confidence that accomplishment brings, the peace that comes from the journey of truth, and the love that comes from the journey made by two hearts.

Edited May 31, 2006 by bond2u