Wench on a mission

[Cristy 4]

Too much love in this thread lol. Just kidding. Best of luck to you guys!

[Ban Hammer 13,332]

snagged

[MrsBruce5 0]

Awwww... Mr. Wench is cool !

[bond2u 0]

How far? Do you mean after the winds stop...or after you stop paddling? Arrrrrgh!

[Marilyn. 340]

here are a couple of things I thought you might get a kick out of, Wench....

[aussiewench 9]

How far? Do you mean after the winds stop...or after you stop paddling? Arrrrrgh!

oi........you're the paddler hahahaha I go in circles remember

[bond2u 0]

Thank YOU MrsB5

[MichelleandCraig 1]

:lol: @ Marilyn!!

And Wenchie and Charles you THIEVES!!! (never mind that I stole it first....)

[bond2u 0]

MarilynP, can you send me that catalog...Arrrrr!

[aussiewench 9]

:lol: @ Marilyn!!

And Wenchie and Charles you THIEVES!!! (never mind that I stole it first....)

here are a couple of things I thought you might get a kick out of, Wench....

[MichelleandCraig 1]

even LOUDER at the WHAT...EVERRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Mr. Wench is here now..HE'LL tell us some stories....wontcha??!!!! (come on ...pleaseeeeeeeee) We need entertainment TOO!

[aussiewench 9]

hehehehe glad to help!

and tyty too..but you're tellin' me for EVERY piccy I want to post full-size I gotta go download it to Photobucket, leave here, go to there, paste it, come back. blah blah blah?? Sheesh! What a process!! haha....now, what about side by side ones? I've never been able to figure THAT one out!! >>>>>>>at self! M.

Yeah well ya gotta upload em on well before you need em.....so you can just go to them when you want one.

To do side by side you just nest the IMG tagged addys together.

[Marilyn. 340]

PIRATE'S INSURANCE

After many years at sea, a pirate decided to retire. Since he had suffered injuries on the job, he thought that he should collect on his worker's compensation insurance. He had a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and a patch over his right eye.

The agent assured him that he would be compensated if the injuries were work related. "How did you get the wooden leg?" asked the agent.

In a booming voice the pirate replied, "Me and me mates were on the high seas when the boom swang 'round and knocked me into the sea where a shark bit off me leg."

The agent replied, "That is certainly work related. How did you lose your hand?"

"Well matey, me and me mates were on the high seas when the boom swang 'round and knocked me into the sea where a shark bit off me hand," said the pirate.

"That's also work related. Now how did you lose your eye?" asked the agent.

The pirate replied, "Well matey, I was laying on the deck one balmy day catching some rays when this seagull flew by and dropped his duty right in me eye!"

"What does that have to do with the loss of your eye?" said the agent.

"It were the first day with me hook!"

Edited May 31, 2006 by MarilynP

[bond2u 0]

Arrrg, gave himself a right hook!

[Marilyn. 340]

You know ye are a pirate when...

...you prefer cheap rum instead of expensive wine.

...you think that the proper way to greet kings at events is: Arrh, ye peacock, give me yer money or I´ll burn yer tent!

...you're planning to purchase a large cannon with the explanation: "who knows, maybe some day we go to Pennsic".

...you are not very interested in SCA rapier fencing cause "they've banned fleche and suicidefencing" and you dont really understand that ####### bout "chivalry" either.

...you get thrown out of meetings cause you know too much about "slithering throats, ARRH!".

...the people at work starts to talk about you as the guy who puts jolly rogers on everything.

...people stand WAAY back when your household starts to pull out rapiers, sabres, cutlasses and daggers.

...you get really angry when the person next to you at the bancuette, who claims to be a pirate, doesnt know anything about "loading guns with rusty nails" and you challenge him to a cutlassduel, he turns up and then runs away cause you brought your real cutlass.

...your topic for the evening is smuggling, and your fellow sca-dians listens politely until you mention "fast motor boats" and starts complaining about how the price on silk has gone down.