6+ months waiting Club

[Cuchita 1]

Joke time!!!!!!!!!

Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

>

>

>

>

> A contestant Sally, on 'Who Wants to be a

> Millionaire?'

> had reached the final plateau.

>

> If she answered the next question correctly, she would

>

> win $1,000,000.

> If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only

>

> the $25,000 milestone money.

>

> And as she suspected the Million Dollar Question was

>

> no

> pushover.

>

> It was, 'Which of the following species of birds does

> not

> build its own nest but instead lays its eggs in

> the nests

> of

> other birds?

>

> Is it:

>

> A) the condor

>

> B) the buzzard

>

> C) the cuckoo

>

> D) the vulture

>

> The woman was on the spot.

>

> She did not know the answer.

>

> She had used up her 50/50 Lifeline

> and her Ask the Audience Lifeline.

>

> All that remained was her Phone-a-F

riend Lifeline.

>

> She hoped she would not have to use it because........

>

> Her friend was, well, a blonde.

>

> But she had no alternative.

> She called her friend and gave her the question

>

> and the four choices.

>

> The blonde responded unhesitatingly:

>

> 'That's easy.

> The answer is C: the cuckoo.'

>

> The contestant had to make a decision

> and make it fast.

>

> She considered employing a reverse strategy

> and giving any answer except the one that her

> friend

> had given her..

>

> And considering her friend was a blonde that would seem

>

> to

> be the logical thing to do

>

> But her friend had responded with such

> confidence,

> such certitude, that the contestant could not

> help

> but be convinced.

>

> Crossing her fingers, the contestant said,

>

> 'C: The cuckoo.'

>

> 'Is that your final answer?'

>

> 'Yes, that is my final answer.'

>

> 'That answer is Absolutely correct!

>

> You are now a millionaire!'

>

> Three days later, the contestant hosted a party

>

> for her family and friends, including the blonde

>

> who had helped her win the million dollars.

>

> 'Jeni, I just do n

ot know how to thank you, '

>

> said the contestant.

>

> 'How did you happen to know the right answer?'

>

> 'Oh, come on,' said the blonde

> 'Everybody knows that cuckoos don't

> build nests.

> They live in clocks.'

>

> Sally fainted!!

[sara..... 371]

Joke time!!!!!!!!!

Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

>

>

>

>

> A contestant Sally, on 'Who Wants to be a

> Millionaire?'

> had reached the final plateau.

>

> If she answered the next question correctly, she would

>

> win $1,000,000.

> If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only

>

> the $25,000 milestone money.

>

> And as she suspected the Million Dollar Question was

>

> no

> pushover.

>

> It was, 'Which of the following species of birds does

> not

> build its own nest but instead lays its eggs in

> the nests

> of

> other birds?

>

> Is it:

>

> A) the condor

>

> B) the buzzard

>

> C) the cuckoo

>

> D) the vulture

>

> The woman was on the spot.

>

> She did not know the answer.

>

> She had used up her 50/50 Lifeline

> and her Ask the Audience Lifeline.

>

> All that remained was her Phone-a-F

riend Lifeline.

>

> She hoped she would not have to use it because........

>

> Her friend was, well, a blonde.

>

> But she had no alternative.

> She called her friend and gave her the question

>

> and the four choices.

>

> The blonde responded unhesitatingly:

>

> 'That's easy.

> The answer is C: the cuckoo.'

>

> The contestant had to make a decision

> and make it fast.

>

> She considered employing a reverse strategy

> and giving any answer except the one that her

> friend

> had given her..

>

> And considering her friend was a blonde that would seem

>

> to

> be the logical thing to do

>

> But her friend had responded with such

> confidence,

> such certitude, that the contestant could not

> help

> but be convinced.

>

> Crossing her fingers, the contestant said,

>

> 'C: The cuckoo.'

>

> 'Is that your final answer?'

>

> 'Yes, that is my final answer.'

>

> 'That answer is Absolutely correct!

>

> You are now a millionaire!'

>

> Three days later, the contestant hosted a party

>

> for her family and friends, including the blonde

>

> who had helped her win the million dollars.

>

> 'Jeni, I just do n

ot know how to thank you, '

>

> said the contestant.

>

> 'How did you happen to know the right answer?'

>

> 'Oh, come on,' said the blonde

> 'Everybody knows that cuckoos don't

> build nests.

> They live in clocks.'

>

> Sally fainted!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MonkeyJuice 3]

Joke time!!!!!!!!!

Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

>

>

>

>

> A contestant Sally, on 'Who Wants to be a

> Millionaire?'

> had reached the final plateau.

>

> If she answered the next question correctly, she would

>

> win $1,000,000.

> If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only

>

> the $25,000 milestone money.

>

> And as she suspected the Million Dollar Question was

>

> no

> pushover.

>

> It was, 'Which of the following species of birds does

> not

> build its own nest but instead lays its eggs in

> the nests

> of

> other birds?

>

> Is it:

>

> A) the condor

>

> B) the buzzard

>

> C) the cuckoo

>

> D) the vulture

>

> The woman was on the spot.

>

> She did not know the answer.

>

> She had used up her 50/50 Lifeline

> and her Ask the Audience Lifeline.

>

> All that remained was her Phone-a-F

riend Lifeline.

>

> She hoped she would not have to use it because........

>

> Her friend was, well, a blonde.

>

> But she had no alternative.

> She called her friend and gave her the question

>

> and the four choices.

>

> The blonde responded unhesitatingly:

>

> 'That's easy.

> The answer is C: the cuckoo.'

>

> The contestant had to make a decision

> and make it fast.

>

> She considered employing a reverse strategy

> and giving any answer except the one that her

> friend

> had given her..

>

> And considering her friend was a blonde that would seem

>

> to

> be the logical thing to do

>

> But her friend had responded with such

> confidence,

> such certitude, that the contestant could not

> help

> but be convinced.

>

> Crossing her fingers, the contestant said,

>

> 'C: The cuckoo.'

>

> 'Is that your final answer?'

>

> 'Yes, that is my final answer.'

>

> 'That answer is Absolutely correct!

>

> You are now a millionaire!'

>

> Three days later, the contestant hosted a party

>

> for her family and friends, including the blonde

>

> who had helped her win the million dollars.

>

> 'Jeni, I just do n

ot know how to thank you, '

>

> said the contestant.

>

> 'How did you happen to know the right answer?'

>

> 'Oh, come on,' said the blonde

> 'Everybody knows that cuckoos don't

> build nests.

> They live in clocks.'

>

> Sally fainted!!

[jokalu 1]

Hi guys we are back from Honduras , and the next week going to do the medical, we got flu so i think is not a good idea do it now, i'm so nervous the finally date is really close!! but we are so happy to, we gonna be together in a couple months!!

hi Jenny it's true we both no more twins but the good thing is both are happy and ready for the future!! and really scare too hahahahaahaha!! how more time is gonna a take your papers?

Corinthias: how you doing?

Sara: tienes alguna noticia? (any news)

and to the rest of the nice ppl here good luck in yours process!!

karen

[AmberOctober 25]

Hi guys,

will be in your club tomorrow. Six long lonely months, and here we are, still right there, at the same point, not a single move ahead. I am just tired, depressed and exhausted. I can't look at the lists where all those December couples are being approved every day. I have never been too emotional, but the last month has been awful, I just can't stop crying.

Hate all those people who can't do their work in time, who lose our cases, who have to be pushed ahead! I hate them so so much!

This is never going to be over

[Cuchita 1]

Well guess what time it is...............

JOKE TIME!

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders

using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.......................Cherry

Yellow..................Lemon

Green...................Lime

Orange................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them,

none of the children could identify the taste of honey.

'Well,'..... she said, 'I will give you all a clue!

It's what your mother may

sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,

'Oh my God!! They're ####-holes.

[jokalu 1]

Well guess what time it is...............

JOKE TIME!

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders

using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.......................Cherry

Yellow..................Lemon

Green...................Lime

Orange................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them,

none of the children could identify the taste of honey.

'Well,'..... she said, 'I will give you all a clue!

It's what your mother may

sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and lled,

'Oh my God!! They're ####-holes.

that's true life !!!

[Mshell322 0]

Hi guys,

will be in your club tomorrow. Six long lonely months, and here we are, still right there, at the same point, not a single move ahead. I am just tired, depressed and exhausted. I can't look at the lists where all those December couples are being approved every day. I have never been too emotional, but the last month has been awful, I just can't stop crying.

Hate all those people who can't do their work in time, who lose our cases, who have to be pushed ahead! I hate them so so much!

This is never going to be over

Hey there ..... I feel your pain Just know there is support here for you whenever you are feeling down, optimistic, frustrated, etc..... we are all on the same emotional rollercoaster as you. Our NOA1 date is Oct the Ist and we have had no news also. My fiance contacted the USCIS customer service no twice now, to be told they are working on the 23rd of Septs petitions. I know looking at the timelines on here that doesnt make sense, considering we are seeing Nov, Dec, and even Januarys being approved, however we have to have faith. It will be ok... you will be approved even though it doesnt fell like it at the moment. M x

[MonkeyJuice 3]

Hi guys,

will be in your club tomorrow. Six long lonely months, and here we are, still right there, at the same point, not a single move ahead. I am just tired, depressed and exhausted. I can't look at the lists where all those December couples are being approved every day. I have never been too emotional, but the last month has been awful, I just can't stop crying.

Hate all those people who can't do their work in time, who lose our cases, who have to be pushed ahead! I hate them so so much!

This is never going to be over

I think the NA02 stage was really hard...the hardest, especially when you see people being approved after 2 or 3 months. I stopped logging on for a while because it was too much.

Stay strong & be sure that there is a light at the end of the tunnel & you WILL receive your NA02 soon.

[Mshell322 0]

Hi guys,

will be in your club tomorrow. Six long lonely months, and here we are, still right there, at the same point, not a single move ahead. I am just tired, depressed and exhausted. I can't look at the lists where all those December couples are being approved every day. I have never been too emotional, but the last month has been awful, I just can't stop crying.

Hate all those people who can't do their work in time, who lose our cases, who have to be pushed ahead! I hate them so so much!

This is never going to be over

I think the NA02 stage was really hard...the hardest, especially when you see people being approved after 2 or 3 months. I stopped logging on for a while because it was too much.

Stay strong & be sure that there is a light at the end of the tunnel & you WILL receive your NA02 soon.

Thanks MonkeyJuice for your support I have just been looking at your timeline and noticed a service request. What exactly is that? And when can you request it? Mx

[MonkeyJuice 3]

Ok...service request: After your case is past standard processing times (California was 6months not sure about Vermont) you call USCIS customer service who will then tell you that you have to wait another 30days before you can call back & enquire.

Then, after this 30 days is up, you call back & they will put in a "service request". Basically, they will look into your case & write to you within 45 days (ours took a week or so) with an update. With ours, they told us we were in 'additional background checks'.

Don't worry, most people don't have to wait as long as we did. Good Luck

[Corinthians 7]

I think the NA02 stage was really hard...the hardest, especially when you see people being approved after 2 or 3 months.

I agree. It is the worst part cause you can't make any plans and timelines don't apply anymore.

[sara..... 371]

'

awe dont worry guys not to many go past seven or eight months u will get ur noa2 very soon now i feel

good luck and my prayers and happy thoughts are with u

sara

[Akiko 0]

Ok...service request: After your case is past standard processing times (California was 6months not sure about Vermont) you call USCIS customer service who will then tell you that you have to wait another 30days before you can call back & enquire.

Then, after this 30 days is up, you call back & they will put in a "service request". Basically, they will look into your case & write to you within 45 days (ours took a week or so) with an update. With ours, they told us we were in 'additional background checks'.

Don't worry, most people don't have to wait as long as we did. Good Luck

Wow I didn't know about this. We're in our 7th month of waiting. My fiance called last month but they only told him that they're doing things in order and we're just going to have to wait. Should we try calling again?

[PB&JAM 1]

Wow I didn't know about this. We're in our 7th month of waiting. My fiance called last month but they only told him that they're doing things in order and we're just going to have to wait. Should we try calling again?

sorry, dont know your story, have u contacted ur congressman? they got right back to me and soon after we got approved...not sure if they had anything to do with it...but cant hurt.

We got approved a little after 7 months. I wish u all the best! I know this is agony! Stay strong! You'll get it soon!