6+ months waiting Club

[T0dd&Chr1ssy 0]

Being a guy I don't really see the funny side of that But it made me smile for about fraction of a second anyway.........27 to go till 6 months

[kcrand 0]

Hi Sara,

If you get a list of support people together, create a letter and have the support people mail that letter, along with a cover letter to the white house, do you think that would do anything? If we flooded the white house with the same body letter but from different people, maybe 1 would sneak by the goalie.

[sara..... 371]

Hi Sara,

If you get a list of support people together, create a letter and have the support people mail that letter, along with a cover letter to the white house, do you think that would do anything? If we flooded the white house with the same body letter but from different people, maybe 1 would sneak by the goalie.

really that sounds like a great idea i just dont have any idea of what to put in the letter. if u have any ideas i would love to hear them

sara

[Cuchita 1]

Maybe you won't like this one too much neither , don't consider it my though is just something I found, but here goes:

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

[sara..... 371]

Maybe you won't like this one too much neither , don't consider it my though is just something I found, but here goes:

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

i am not taken offense thats for sure that was really great and made my day lol

sara

[CTRL+ALT+DEL 1]

i'm feeiling better after seeing igors list. there's alot of people with 6+ month on here... http://www.visajourney.com/timeline/monthly_filers.php

[kcrand 0]

Just found out we were in AP at NVC, even though we received the letter from NVC that the case will be forwarded within a week.......

Oh happy day

[sara..... 371]

Just found out we were in AP at NVC, even though we received the letter from NVC that the case will be forwarded within a week.......

Oh happy day

im sorry but good news is most the people that ended up in ap in nvc didnt last more than three weeks if i remember right

sara

[cdneh 3,112]

Just found out we were in AP at NVC, even though we received the letter from NVC that the case will be forwarded within a week.......

Oh happy day

There are quite a few people who have had this happen, we were one couple who were held up there. There is a thread for people stuck in AP at NVC here:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=165644

The length of time varies, we were in AP for 53 days the end of last year. We did get two letters from them saying we would be sent on within a week, but it wasn't.

[Cuchita 1]

This will probably be funnier for all of us who live in New Jersey!

JERSEY GIRL

A girl says to her date, 'You're in for a real treat.

I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey.'

So, her date grabs her waist and asks, 'What's this?'

She replies 'Middlesex.'

He grabs her butt and asks 'what's this?'

She replies, 'Freehold.'

Then he grabs her breast and asks 'what's this?'

She replies, 'Point Pleasant.'

Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says,

'I guess this is Cherry Hill?'

'No', she replies, 'That's Eatontown.'

The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and say's, 'Welcome to Long Branch!'

'I don't know,' she replies, 'looks like Short Hills to me.'

[NatPatBen 3]

This thread calling and inviting me to join it, but I'm REALLY REALLY hoping that something happens in the next 6 days so that I can turn down that invitation.

[sara..... 371]

This thread calling and inviting me to join it, but I'm REALLY REALLY hoping that something happens in the next 6 days so that I can turn down that invitation.

i really pray that ur noa2 comes so that u dont have to join our club!!!!!!!!!!!

sara

[Jenn and Nick 0]

ha ha ha! That is too funny!

This will probably be funnier for all of us who live in New Jersey!

JERSEY GIRL

A girl says to her date, 'You're in for a real treat.

I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey.'

So, her date grabs her waist and asks, 'What's this?'

She replies 'Middlesex.'

He grabs her butt and asks 'what's this?'

She replies, 'Freehold.'

Then he grabs her breast and asks 'what's this?'

She replies, 'Point Pleasant.'

Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says,

'I guess this is Cherry Hill?'

'No', she replies, 'That's Eatontown.'

The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and say's, 'Welcome to Long Branch!'

'I don't know,' she replies, 'looks like Short Hills to me.'

[Cuchita 1]

Another one:

Do you know why?

When a woman wears a leather dress,

A man's heart beats quicker,

And his throat gets dry,

He goes weak in the knees,

And he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells like a

new truck!

[Cereza 1]

One week from today and I'll be here.