6+ months waiting Club

[sara..... 371]

well it felt good to get a touch thats for sure, i got home and checked my email but still no noa2 so i will look again tomorrow dang i wish it would come

sara

I just read your experience after calling uscis a couple days ago! I cannot believe that!!!! what a horrible, horrible woman!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i'm sorry!

thanks but its ok cuz u know what KARMA lol

sara

[AmberOctober 25]

We finally got another touch yesterday. Can't believe they haven't lost our documents.

Cross your fingers for me, please..

[NatPatBen 3]

We finally got another touch yesterday. Can't believe they haven't lost our documents.

Cross your fingers for me, please..

Great news!

[sara..... 371]

We finally got another touch yesterday. Can't believe they haven't lost our documents.

Cross your fingers for me, please..

im praying hard for u i hope that u are told you have your noa2 this coming week

sara

[Cuchita 1]

Dang you are on page 3!! We'll Cuchita to the rescue, now that I'm back from Honeymoon!

Ref: And that's how the fight started:

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in- law a

> cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

> The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

> When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you

> still

> haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

> And that's how the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> My wife walked into the den & asked "What's

> on the TV?" I replied

> "Dust".

> And that's how the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

> She is not

> happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I

> feel horrible; I

> look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a

> compliment.'

> The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near

> perfect.'

> And that's how the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our

> upcoming

> anniversary.

> She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0

> to 200 in about 3

> seconds. ' I bought her a scale.

> And that's how the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our

> anniversary? '

> It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet

> appreciation.

> 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!'

> she said.

> So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

> And that's when the fight started....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

> while we

> were

> in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to

> have sex?'

> 'No,' she answered.

> I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

> She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying

> 'Yes.'

> So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a

> friend.'

>

> And that's when the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take

> her

> someplace

> expensive. So, I took her to a gas station.

> And that's when the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller

> Light for

> $14.95.

> Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I

> told her the

> beer would make her look better at night than the cold

> cream.

> And that's when the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school

> reunion, and

> I

> kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she

> sat alone at

> a

> nearby table.

> My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

> 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old

> girlfriend. I understand she took to

> drinking right after we split up those many years ago,

> and I hear she

> hasn't been sober since.'

> 'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a

> person could go on

> celebrating that long?'

> And that's when the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* *****

>

> I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were

> alongside the road

> and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

> You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and

> little things

> just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.

> He was a DWARF!!!

>

> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,

> 'I AM NOT

> HAPPY!!!'

> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which

> one are you?'

> And that's when the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some

> reason, took my

> order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium

> rare, please.'

> He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad

> cow?'

> 'Nah, she can order for herself!

And that's when the fight started!

[sara..... 371]

Dang you are on page 3!! We'll Cuchita to the rescue, now that I'm back from Honeymoon!

Ref: And that's how the fight started:

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in- law a

> cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

> The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

> When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you

> still

> haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

> And that's how the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> My wife walked into the den & asked "What's

> on the TV?" I replied

> "Dust".

> And that's how the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

> She is not

> happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I

> feel horrible; I

> look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a

> compliment.'

> The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near

> perfect.'

> And that's how the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our

> upcoming

> anniversary.

> She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0

> to 200 in about 3

> seconds. ' I bought her a scale.

> And that's how the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our

> anniversary? '

> It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet

> appreciation.

> 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!'

> she said.

> So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

> And that's when the fight started....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

> while we

> were

> in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to

> have sex?'

> 'No,' she answered.

> I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

> She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying

> 'Yes.'

> So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a

> friend.'

>

> And that's when the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take

> her

> someplace

> expensive. So, I took her to a gas station.

> And that's when the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller

> Light for

> $14.95.

> Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I

> told her the

> beer would make her look better at night than the cold

> cream.

> And that's when the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school

> reunion, and

> I

> kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she

> sat alone at

> a

> nearby table.

> My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

> 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old

> girlfriend. I understand she took to

> drinking right after we split up those many years ago,

> and I hear she

> hasn't been sober since.'

> 'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a

> person could go on

> celebrating that long?'

> And that's when the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* *****

>

> I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were

> alongside the road

> and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

> You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and

> little things

> just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.

> He was a DWARF!!!

>

> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,

> 'I AM NOT

> HAPPY!!!'

> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which

> one are you?'

> And that's when the fight started.....

>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********

> ********* ***

>

> I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some

> reason, took my

> order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium

> rare, please.'

> He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad

> cow?'

> 'Nah, she can order for herself!

And that's when the fight started!

:rofl: :rofl:

as always u bring laughter and a smile

sara

[Corinthians 7]

:rofl: :rofl:

as always u bring laughter and a smile

sara

Any more touches or news?

[NatPatBen 3]

> I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were

> alongside the road

> and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

> You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and

> little things

> just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.

> He was a DWARF!!!

>

> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,

> 'I AM NOT

> HAPPY!!!'

> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which

> one are you?'

> And that's when the fight started.....

That was hilarious!

[sara..... 371]

:rofl: :rofl:

as always u bring laughter and a smile

sara

Any more touches or news?

no nothing i think they are like playing with me now lol

sara

[NatPatBen 3]

One more:

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy ######. That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through

a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and

screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And then the fight started......

[Cuchita 1]

I know this one is old but for anybody who hasn't heard of it:

Subject: Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very

well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked

him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the

circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I meant what is the foundation of this case?

It's made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean, what are your relations like?

All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?

No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?

No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?

She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?

I got proof.

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore

and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:

"Polish Remover"

I love it!

[NatPatBen 3]

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore

and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:

"Polish Remover"

I love it!

That was cute.

[Oana31 0]

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore

and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:

"Polish Remover"

I love it!

That was cute.

God, I'm at work! I started laughing like crazy, and everybody looked at me! I should have known better, when I see something posted by Cuchita read it when alone.

[Jenn and Nick 0]

Well... I'm at 5 1/2 months and waiting. I have no touches I figured I'd join this group since I'm close to the 6 month mark... so depressing, but at least there are the jokes that help lighten up my mood!!! Good luck to all still waiting. Lets hope the centers decide to start processing cases again!

[sara..... 371]

Well... I'm at 5 1/2 months and waiting. I have no touches I figured I'd join this group since I'm close to the 6 month mark... so depressing, but at least there are the jokes that help lighten up my mood!!! Good luck to all still waiting. Lets hope the centers decide to start processing cases again!

mmm no u cant we are full just joken seriously u will prolly get ur noa2 next week

sara