Questions on getting married

[akdiver 3]

I checked with my astrologer. She gave me the thumbs up.

Then I checked with my tarot card reader. She also gave me the thumbs up.

Then I consulted with my palm reader. In the course of reading my palm, she of course touched it here and there, and that got me kind of warmed up. Then I noticed that you know, Mistress Bloodwitch is really kind of cute, if you can look past all that black #### she wears on her face. So, she caught me looking into her eyes - and kissed me! I was shocked. Well, I kissed her back, and the next thing you know, we made mad, passionate doggy-style love, right there on a 13th century woven carpet that once belonged to some great Pakistani war lord. After we were done, I asked her, "so, what do you think? Should I marry this other wench?" She said, 'oh yeah, your love line shows you will have a long, happy life together."

So, hey, we got married and that was that. I still look fondly about my roll on the carpet with Mistress Bloodwitch, but I don't think I will tell my wife about it.

[Completely 3]

I checked with my astrologer. She gave me the thumbs up.

Then I checked with my tarot card reader. She also gave me the thumbs up.

Then I consulted with my palm reader. In the course of reading my palm, she of course touched it here and there, and that got me kind of warmed up. Then I noticed that you know, Mistress Bloodwitch is really kind of cute, if you can look past all that black #### she wears on her face. So, she caught me looking into her eyes - and kissed me! I was shocked. Well, I kissed her back, and the next thing you know, we made mad, passionate doggy-style love, right there on a 13th century woven carpet that once belonged to some great Pakistani war lord. After we were done, I asked her, "so, what do you think? Should I marry this other wench?" She said, 'oh yeah, your love line shows you will have a long, happy life together."

So, hey, we got married and that was that. I still look fondly about my roll on the carpet with Mistress Bloodwitch, but I don't think I will tell my wife about it.

[Mina76 0]

I checked with my astrologer. She gave me the thumbs up.

Then I checked with my tarot card reader. She also gave me the thumbs up.

Then I consulted with my palm reader. In the course of reading my palm, she of course touched it here and there, and that got me kind of warmed up. Then I noticed that you know, Mistress Bloodwitch is really kind of cute, if you can look past all that black #### she wears on her face. So, she caught me looking into her eyes - and kissed me! I was shocked. Well, I kissed her back, and the next thing you know, we made mad, passionate doggy-style love, right there on a 13th century woven carpet that once belonged to some great Pakistani war lord. After we were done, I asked her, "so, what do you think? Should I marry this other wench?" She said, 'oh yeah, your love line shows you will have a long, happy life together."

So, hey, we got married and that was that. I still look fondly about my roll on the carpet with Mistress Bloodwitch, but I don't think I will tell my wife about it.

Yeah, lets hope she's not reading this now