I could be Patio Man (without the kids)

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Not for $400 they're not.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I love my Brookstone pillow!

I want to air purifier from there - but at this point I have to hope that they go bankrupt so that I can afford it

The ionic stuff is #######. Go HEPA.

Its not the Ionic Breeze - that was Sharper Image. The one Brookstone sells is HEPA and it has that UV filter that kills viruses in the air. Unfortunately its $400.

Sounds awesome! But $400 for an air purifier is nuts.

I have 2 of them and they're soooooooooooooo worth the money!

I would get them - if I had sufficient disposible income.

[Amby 490]

Not for $400 they're not.

if you have allergies or asthma or both it's sooooooooo worth it

[rebeccajo 14]

You are so not Patio Man.

I can't get the superhero image out of my mind. Imagine: a guy sitting in the yard (in his vest) guzzling light beer. But wait, what's this? A truck is teetering on the edge of a bridge!? This is a job for Patio-Man!

So saying he springs into action, he rips the table-cloth off the picnic table, fastens it around his neck and takes to the air!

There's a character on the radio show John-Boy and Billy that's called "Married Man". His wife calls him all the time on his cell-phone; she has him pick up groceries and feminine products on his way home from work; he drives a mini-van. I guess he could be Patio Man, too.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Yeah I think anyone who is below 50, lives in a suburb, works in the 'service economy' is probably patio man.

[HAL 9000 96]

You are so not Patio Man.

I can't get the superhero image out of my mind. Imagine: a guy sitting in the yard (in his vest) guzzling light beer. But wait, what's this? A truck is teetering on the edge of a bridge!? This is a job for Patio-Man!

So saying he springs into action, he rips the table-cloth off the picnic table, fastens it around his neck and takes to the air!

Red gingham cape... priceless.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

You are so not Patio Man.

I can't get the superhero image out of my mind. Imagine: a guy sitting in the yard (in his vest) guzzling light beer. But wait, what's this? A truck is teetering on the edge of a bridge!? This is a job for Patio-Man!

So saying he springs into action, he rips the table-cloth off the picnic table, fastens it around his neck and takes to the air!

Red gingham cape... priceless.

Excuse the BBQ sauce stains.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Wait, must one have a patio to be patio man?

[HAL 9000 96]

Wait, must one have a patio to be patio man?

Oh not at all brother! Not at all!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Wait, must one have a patio to be patio man?

Oh not at all brother! Not at all!

I think the only qualifier is to own a set of lawn furniture

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Good, cuz a patio is still on our list of intended future acquisitions

Wait, must one have a patio to be patio man?

Oh not at all brother! Not at all!

I think the only qualifier is to own a set of lawn furniture

Uh oh.

[HAL 9000 96]

Good, cuz a patio is still on our list of intended future acquisitions

Wait, must one have a patio to be patio man?

Oh not at all brother! Not at all!

I think the only qualifier is to own a set of lawn furniture

Uh oh.

Darn... but are there still garage sales you can visit this weekend? You have to act fast!!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I actually did drop by one last weekend.. picked up a bunch of DVD's for a dollar each...

[HAL 9000 96]

Movies at AJs!

Get those lawn chairs before Thanksgiving. I might be driving the Mrs over your way.

Some friends are celebrating the holiday a-la South American style.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I could get lawn chairs but where I would put them!

####### I'd have to go buy a matching lawn too