Secret Memo from Karl Rove to Sarah Palin

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Dear Sarah P,

While visiting Chicago, I thought I would do some opposition research for you and John.

Using my unique methodology (dumpster diving in the alley behind Obama's headquarters), I discovered the draft of Obama's first Executive Order.

I was shocked!

DRAFT ************* Executive Order 1 **************** DRAFT

1. Tax all children and dogs.

2. Require all white people living in Louisiana, Texas, Arkanasas, and Mississippi to spend their summer vacations helping to rebuild New Orleans.

3. Direct the FCC to invoke the Fairness Doctrine to require Limbaugh, Hannity, Hewitt, and Savage to devote half of their shows to Rap music.

4. Order the Energy Department to plow all private country clubs into corn fields to add to the nation's ethanol supply.

5. Direct the FDA to classify cocaine as a vitamin and marijuana as an approved herbal supplement.

6. The Department of Education will include Arabic language proficiency in all No Child Left Behind testing.

7. Designate the entire state of Alaska a National Wilderness Area, requiring all human presence to relocate.

8. All church services will be videotaped by the FBI and the tapes will be reviewed by the IRS and Homeland Security.

9. The Labor Department will create a maximum wage equal to 10 times the minimum wage.

10. Any critisism of Obama will be considered a hate crime.

You must bring this document to America's attention!!

I tried to contact John's people, but they said he had a couple of drinks, took an Ambien and Viagra and was "unavailable". Besides, that old fool was able to be booed by a pre-screened crowd.

You are our future, Pitbull.

I noticed you are going to appear in JesusisLord, Oklahoma next week. Perfect time to reveal That One's agenda. A bloody, steaming piece of red meat is just what the base needs. Think 2012.

XOXO,

Karl R.

[William33 110]

Thank goodness for November 4th....

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Sarah likey. Grrrrrr....

[Peikko 1,575]

That cartoon is absolutely ghastly!

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

That cartoon is absolutely ghastly!

Like this one better?

[IAMX 3,055]

Sarah likey. Grrrrrr....

Lipstick on the toes too, eh?

[Teacher Mark 53]

Evidently they found another one: